Would you kiss a dying fish

by John Doe 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    to save a floundered peasant?

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    WTF?

    The only kiss I would give a fish is taking a bite out of its cooked body :9

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Oh ye of wavering vicissitudes!

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    Wait till your wedding night John.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Why?

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    I've heard about them Arkansas wimmins.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    What have you heard?

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    Damn son. Do we need to take up a collection to get some stink on yer hang-down?

    Or are you playin coy?

  • dinah
    dinah

    Pass the plate, Padre.

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    I kissed a battered pheasant to save a dying flounder once.

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