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  What if Saddam gets away?

  by obiwan in

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  what do we or should we do if we go to war, many soldiers are killed and saddam gets away just like osama bin laden?

  do we run over every country supposedly hiding him?

  remember he has about 7 impersonators.

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  They could start a new TV series called CSI: Baghdad and track him down.

  *****Rub a Dub
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  Bisexual?

  by Sirona in

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  thread i gave something away about my attitude toward bisexuality and homosexuality.

  what do you think of bisexuals?

  are you bisexual?

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  I'm with Simon on this one.

  Bisexual women!

  I volunteer to monitor their behavior and report back with my findings.

  *****Rub a Dub
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  Things You Will Learn From A Dog

  by ESTEE in

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  things you will learn from a dog:

  never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.

  allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

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  You also learn that licking someone else can be a lot of fun !!!

  *****Rub a Dub
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  Bisexual?

  by Sirona in

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  thread i gave something away about my attitude toward bisexuality and homosexuality.

  what do you think of bisexuals?

  are you bisexual?

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  It doubles your chance of finding a date for Saturday night.

  *****Rub a Dub
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  Wasting Time In The Ministry--How Did You Do It??

  by minimus in

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  i know of a couple of elders that regularly went out in the ministry throughout the week.

  no matter which street they were on, they always seemed to be near the same spot.

  someone here talked about the michael jackson moonwalk.

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  Minimus

  I've mentioned the Moon Walk thing a couple of times here. I think the JW version is called the "Pioneer Walk."

  It really is a skill that takes time to perfect. Imagine, having a block with 5 or 6 houses, no one was home, but you took the entire morning doing it and it looked like you were moving the entire time.

  A pioneered for a year and actually was getting rather good at it!

  It's actually an optical illusion created by syncronizing the movements of the legs in conjunction with the swing of the bookbag.

  From what I hear, they now have demonstrations in the Pioneer Schools on how to master the technique including slow motion and freeze frame videos of some of the more experienced pioneers in action.

  *****Rub a Dub
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  Things You Will Learn From A Dog

  by ESTEE in

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  things you will learn from a dog:

  never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.

  allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

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  When you're introduced to a new person you sniff their crotch.
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  Is the term "sheep" offensive to you?

  by pr_capone in

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  i was thinking about this the other day.

  the society likes to call all those who follow their teachings "sheep" or "sheep like ones".

  how offensive is that?!?!

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  I guess we may just be accustomed to the term "sheep".

  It just doesn't sound as good as Jesus referring to his followers as yaks, gazelles, zebras, wildebeasts, water buffalo or whatever.

  When he was rehersing for the speach, he probably tried out a lot of animals but settled on sheep.

  *****Rub a Dub
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  Apostadollars

  by Country Girl in

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  i think we should print some aposta-dollars with simon's picture on the front.all beatles' guru needs is cash.

  tue feb 4,12:10 pm et.

  amsterdam (reuters) - the dutch central bank says an organisation founded by beatles guru maharishi mahesh yogi has not violated the law by issuing and using its own currency in the netherlands.

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  Is there a MasterCard for Apostates ???

  *****Rub a Dub
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  What exactly ARE the JWs known for?

  by detective in

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  i was reading a thread in which jh said:.

  people knew we were jw's just by the way we dressed, but also by the way we talked.. .

  now, not to come down on jh by any means, but this raised a question in my mind.

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  Giving lousey tips at restaurants.

  *****Rub a Dub
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  Scriptures for project on WT Emphasis changes?

  by Deleted in

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  hello all.. i'd appreciate any feedback on this one.

  please email me (at [email protected]) any scriptures that come to mind that could illustrate the change in wt emphasis from the more benign russelism through to the strict legalism of today.. thanks!.

  glen james.

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  I wish they would highlight the verses about the Shulamite maiden's breasts more often.

  Then we could get some new light that what were originally believed to be 36C's in Russell's time, then 34B's in Rutherford's time, later came to be understood as 34C's.

  *****Rub a Dub