WildTurkey
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Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At The KH
by WildTurkey in"they told me at the blood bank this might happen.".
"this is just a 15 minute power-nap .
"i wasn't sleeping!
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Holiday Witnessing
by WildTurkey ini hated holiday witnessing, man go to the door families trying to be together, and there we were standing there trying to get the magazines in their hands.
god i hated that, go to the door and the person who owns the house was not the one to answer the door, they tell you to wait a second as they go and get her/him, the whole damn family staring at you like a turd in the punch bowl.
then the house holder comes to the door with flour all over them, family just getting there walking in behind you, and you tell the house holder you will be just a second.
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Funny Instructions
by WildTurkey insome examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible.
these are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.... .
on sears hairdryer:.
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Before and After Pics
by WildTurkey in.
lets post pic before we left the borg and after we left.
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Thanksgiving Football???
by WildTurkey inim a big cowboy fan, and i love to watch them play on thanksgiving.
but if i was not a cowboy fan, i must admit i would rather watch a more completive game, a game that would have play off implications.. how do you feel about it?
stay with tradition or a better game.
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Ted Jaracz and the Pig
by WildTurkey inted jaracz and his driver were going to watchtower farm and were passing a farm owned by an apostate.
a pig jumped out in the road suddenly.
the driver tried to get out of the way, but he hit him.
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Kingdom Hall Football
by WildTurkey inkingdom hall football.
benchwarmer - those who do not sing.
quarterback sneak - the bad jw leaving quickly after the meeting so the elders dont counsel them.
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Driving Styles
by WildTurkey independing on where someone is from and where they are driving you can make some assumptions about their driving styles and etiquette...
chicago: one hand on wheel, one hand on horn.. .
new york: one hand on wheel, one finger out window.. .
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Gender Poetry
by WildTurkey ini'm glad i'm a man
i'm glad i'm a man, you better believe.. i don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.. i don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.. i can get where i want to - north, south, east or west.. .
i don't get wasted after only 2 beers,.
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Favorite Music Video
by WildTurkey in.
what is your favorite music video?
after shes my cherry pie, i like foo fighters learn to fly