by WildTurkey 1 Replies latest jw friends
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating
"I was testing my new tie for drool resistance."
"I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve public talk-related stress."
"Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out what John was thinking when he wrote about the great Whore!!!!!!! say it loud
" ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
LOL!!!!
I remember I answered the phone one day with, "Dear Jehovah", by accident. I collapsed laughing and the brother on the other end was not amused at all. He was a convention overseer or something calling my dad - boy did he freak out at me. I'm still snickering at him and me.
You could always pop up, get on stage, and start doing karaoke.
Or "Hail Satan! Whoops, wrong meeting."
CZAR
