A friend of mine bought a superman costume for his son, they got home and the boy couldn't wait to try it on. His son raced upstairs and a few minutes later his dad heard running footsteps, a moment of silence, a big crash, followed by crying. He runs upstairs and asks his son what happened. His son, still crying, and with great disappointment says, "it doesn't work."
True story, enjoyed a laugh at the rest too envisioning why they would need to offer such cautions and instructions. There will always be greater and lesser than yourself.
Gig