I guess "God's Organization" has the authority(balls) to print whatever they want whenever they want. Someone in the "ivory tower" has got to see the hypocracy in that Awake! article. It's so blatantly obvious.
TR
Posts by TR
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21'Changes That Disturb People' Awake 4/22/70
by ISP inone of the reasons is that people are disturbed by what is happening in their churches.
yes, millions of persons have been shocked to learn that things they were taught as being vital for salvation are now considered by their church to be wrong.
have you, too, felt discouragement, or even despair, because of what is happening in your church?
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Wasted away !!
by GeneBean inwhy do people waste there time on this web site,jehovahs witness,discussion, if they cant stand jws, anymore ??
maybe just to bring the strong down to there level.
gene.......
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Welcome, Gene!
Congratulations! You won the "Ignoramus of the week" award.
Remember, being stupid is not ignorant, but choosing to be ignorant is stupid.
TR
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NEW RELIGION! NEED INPUT!
by TR inthis is sort of a take-off of the "what should the wt do" thread.. i need to get together a board of directors and elect a president and officers.
we need to figure out a doctrine, a manifesto, and a set of disciplinary rules.
we need to figure out a way to fund our new movement.
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Xandit,
You got it! You're the minister of discipline and bananarama, er whatever that is. Let's hear your ideas.
TR
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Who am I? -- Isaiah 49:1-6 Answers...
by MDS infrenchy:.
...i asked questions which you cannot answer because regardless of how you answer them it will demonstrate your position and that is something that you cannot afford to reveal.. .
you are greatly mistaken.
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MDS,
regarding Isaiah 49: 1-6,
I am the one spoken of above
Wow. Do you really think you are a manifestation of a particular being spoken of in the bible? REALLY? You definately are out on a limb. I mean, how do you respond to someone who thinks they are a biblical character?
There are some people on this board, that have become greatly familiar with what I teach. They know I can answer.
I would like to see these ones come to your defense.
TR
Edited by - TR on 4 February 2001 4:23:55
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Re H20 - I need your ideas/suggestions
by Kismet inin view of the recent announcement and subsequent discussion regarding the fate of h20 i am looking at buying the domain and all the archives of h20 from rick.. i believe i can get it hosted at a local asp with which i have a great relationship.
this is where i need your creative genius.
i believe we could generate greater revenue from banners that are geared to the audience (kickboxing 101 lessons might be useful but ...).
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Just voicing my support, Kismet. Be it non-profit or commercial. I'd support it.
TR
BTW, Simon, get ready for another rush! The second coming?! I like the format on your forum better. H20, the way it is, is a pain for me to read.
Edited by - TR on 4 February 2001 4:2:28
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H2O Closing !!
by LeeHiker inposted by rick [rick] on february 02, 2001 at 16:03:02 {llynvmoc0u3m1gkntx/mfmfbt36xyc}:.
dear friends,.
i received word from a friend who has spoken with infonex that all shell accounts at cyberpass including h2o's will be terminated this coming wednesday, february 7, 2001. all information on our site will be wiped clean on that date.
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There are several posters on H20 that I'd like to see at Simon's forum. Wherever they go, I want to know where.
They include:
Farkel(my fave)
Gedanken(another fave)
You Know(the JW you love to hate)
Friday(same as above)
Fred Hall(same as above)
Englishman
Man, There's a lot more! I'll have to go there before they close and make a list.
TR
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Lord's Witnesses
by Scorpion ini am sure all here will be very interested in this new group.. http://www.bibledecoded.com/.
spend some time reviewing this site.
you will be amazed at what you read.
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Heres a few I found doing a search at google.com:
A beer short of a six pack.
A brick short of a load.
A couple of eggs shy of a dozen.
A couple of gallons short of a full tank.
A few ants short of a picnic.
A few bricks short of a pile.
A few bricks short of a wall.
A few cards short of a deck.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
A few of sheep short of an orgy.
A few peas short of a casserole.
A few tomatoes short of a good thick sauce.
A few trucks short of a convoy.
A fortune cookie short of a Chinese dinner.
A pepperoni short of a pizza.
A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
A sandwich short of a picnic.
About as bright as a burnt out 20 watt light bulb.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
An intellect rivalled only by garden tools.
As much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.
As much use as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest.
As much use as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
As quick as a tortoise on Prozac.
As smart as bait.
As useful as a screen door on a submarine.
As useful as a wooden frying pan.
As useful as tits on a bull.
Bright as Alaska in December.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Doesn’t have both oars in the water.
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
Doesn't have all the dots on his dice.
Donated his body to science before he was done using it.
Dumb as a corn cob.
Dumb as a stump.
Dumber than a bag of hammers.
Dumber than a bag of rocks.
Elevator don't quiet make the top floor.
Fell out of the family tree.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
Goes surfing in Nebraska.
Golf bag doesn’t have a full set of irons.
Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn’t watching.
Gross ignoramus--144 times worse than a normal ignoramus.
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
Has delusions of adequacy.
Has two brains, one's lost and the other is out looking for it.
He had a little too much chlorine in his gene pool.
He is so dumb, he would look for a wishbone in a soft-boiled egg.
He is so dumb, the only thing he ever read was an eye-chart.
He played too much without a helmet.
He’s got a mind like a steel trap, rusted shut.
He's got a leak in his think-tank.
He's got a mind like a steel sieve.
He's got his feet firmly planted 3 feet above the ground.
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
He's so dense light bends around him.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
His cheese has slipped off his cracker.
His porch light ain't on.
If brains were chocolate, he wouldn't have enough to fill an M&M.
If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
If brains were dynamite, he wouldn’t have enough to blow his hat off.
If brains were gasoline, he couldn't ride a moped around a fruit loop.
If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate.
If he had a brain, he'd be dangerous.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
If stupid were a talent, he would be considered gifted.
If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change back.
If you stand close enough to 'em you can hear the ocean.
Isn’t firing on all 6 cylinders.
Isn’t firing on all thrusters.
It's hard to believe that he beat out half a billion other sperm.
Kangaroo loose in the top paddock.
Like a pair of children’s scissors, bright and colourful, but not too sharp.
Million dollar body and a 2 dollar engine.
Mind is in neutral, body is in gear.
Mind like a rubber bear trap.
Needing a few screws tightened.
Not firing with all spark plugs.
Not the brightest light in the harbour.
Not the brightest light on the Christmas tree.
Not the sharpest hook in the tackle box.
Not the sharpest pencil in the box.
Off his rocker.
On/off switch is broken in the off position.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One neuron short of a synapse.
One taco short of a combination plate.
One tit short of an udder.
One turbine short of an airplane.
One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.
Prime candidate for natural deselection.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Requires directions to lay sod.
Room temperature IQ.
Running about a quart low.
Running on empty.
Sets the lowest possible goals, and consistently fails to achieve them.
Sharp as a bowling ball.
She is so dumb, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if she had two guesses.
She's not tied too tight to the pier.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge but he just gargled.
Strong like bear, smart like tractor.
Takes him 1-1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
The elevator is stuck between floors.
The lights are flashing, the gate is down, but the train isn’t coming.
The lights are on, but nobody is home.
The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
Too dumb to pull his head in before he shuts the window.
Too many yards between the goal posts.
Two hub caps short of a Buick.
Warning--Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Was left on the tilt-a-whirl too long as a baby.
Would be out of her depth in a mud puddle.
You're the flower of my life (you blooming idiot).
You can't call him an idiot, you'll insult all the idiots in the world.TR
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A Different Perspective
by RedhorseWoman inthis tale was sent to me by someone on one of the e-mail lists i belong to.
i found it quite thought provoking.
perhaps you'll enjoy it, also.
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Interesting.
This tale has much in common with Zecharia Sitchin's theories of the beginnings of humans on earth.
TR
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Lord's Witnesses
by Scorpion ini am sure all here will be very interested in this new group.. http://www.bibledecoded.com/.
spend some time reviewing this site.
you will be amazed at what you read.
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About as sharp as a bag of wet mice.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
If he were my dog, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.(actually, I don't know what he looks like)
Dumb as a rock.
A few synapses short of a thought.
So dumb, that when he whistles for a taxi, he sticks his fingers in his mouth and yells, TAXI!
Left his brain under his pillow.
TR
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NEW RELIGION! NEED INPUT!
by TR inthis is sort of a take-off of the "what should the wt do" thread.. i need to get together a board of directors and elect a president and officers.
we need to figure out a doctrine, a manifesto, and a set of disciplinary rules.
we need to figure out a way to fund our new movement.
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Scorpion,
All the department heads go through me to ok their particular ideas and/or doctrines. The beauty is that I will ok everything! Each department head/prophet/Goddess is responsible for their actions. I trust their discretion implicitly! They are the CHOSEN! We CAN'T be wrong!
Don't worry, scorpion. RHW is just a figurehead. She's beautiful, arrayed in her royal vestments. She directs the festivals of worship, but she's an icon...an idol that we can bow down to. She has no real power. However, the rank and file don't know this, so to them she's a GODDESS! That's where she gets her power! That's where we all get our power...from the ignorance of the masses.
Mommy,
You now are in charge of the education and well-being of the children. You and you alone will dictate the corriculum. I encourage splinter groups. So, if you want to start a religion, it's fine by me. Just remember where you learned everything! This IS GOD's org., after all!
TW,
I encourage baptisms and rebaptisms and more baptisms. I need to keep the baptismal shower personell busy. Actually, I think they have the best job.
RHW,
Maybe I misread your Goddess application. You are a REAL Goddess? Man, it's hard to find good help. Whoever hired those chimps to process the apps needs to get rid of them!
TR