Saintbertholdt

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  I think I was off the day they taught ...

  by Simon in

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  does anyone else have those things that everyone else seems to know ... except you?

  it's like you were off the day it was taught in school and you don't know that you don't know about it.

  but everyone else does.. i have a couple .... first, days of the month.

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  Use the knuckle method, knuckleheads....sheesh! :)

  
  
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  First ever Anti-Jihadist Arch in Spain

  by oppostate in

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  carrefour inaugurates the first anti-jihadist arch in spain.

  carrefour inaugura el primer arco antiyihadistas de espana .

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  ATT: WARNING

  by EJ257 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  please be aware of everything that is happening around the world at this moment in time.

  this goes to anyone, ex-communicated, removed, serving, believer and non.

  at this point in my observations i have realized many religions/ideologies know there is some sort "end of time" or a transition into a new order of living in this earth.

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  Gott in Himmel, is it time?!?! ...

  Well since your post I've done the following:

  1. Gathered emergency provisions

  

  2. Got 2000 rounds of ammo ready. (See my girlfriend doing some quality assurance in the pic below)

  
  

  3. Retrained the dog. And even...
  

  4. Worked out an emergency escape plan

  

  Now whats happening again?
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  Paradise sharks will eat seaweed and lions will eat pineapples...What ?? Dinosaurs ate patatoes!!!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  yes my friends if you went to "witness college" you would know dinosaurs before "eden" ate tomatoes.

  and in paradise snakes will give tender kisses to your ankles!!

  what would david attenborough animal expert think of this nonsense.

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  I can just see a T-rex tripping another dinosaur over and yelling "No this ones dead..." "NO I AM NOT!!!"

  And done in the voices of John Cleese and Graham Chapman! :)
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  Paradise sharks will eat seaweed and lions will eat pineapples...What ?? Dinosaurs ate patatoes!!!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  yes my friends if you went to "witness college" you would know dinosaurs before "eden" ate tomatoes.

  and in paradise snakes will give tender kisses to your ankles!!

  what would david attenborough animal expert think of this nonsense.

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  Paradise sharks will eat seaweed and lions will eat pineapples...What ?? Dinosaurs ate patatoes!!!

  I had a different curriculum. At Witness U I was taught by some visionary witness academics that:

  1. Lions stripped the bark off of trees like elephants...

  2. Sharks ate carrion. You see animals still died - and to prevent them from stinking up the place, what we call predators today used to feed on dead carcasses.

  3. Carnivorous dinosaurs also dined on carrion.

  Our Paleontology department dismissed hominid fossils as extinct apes or deformed humans.

  Man I miss those heady days.
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  We discovered a Dyson Sphere! . . . maybe

  by Coded Logic in

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  2. current

  okay, okay, okay - i know we're not supposed to jump to conclusions.

  but the odds this is a "naturally occurring event" are pretty low.

  and it's just the sort of megastructure we would expect an advanced alien civilization (type 2) to build.

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  Alien comet swarms
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  Yeah, my parents plan to will everything to this parasitic organization and forsake their seed

  by Phaedra in

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  2. friends

  yeah, they'll leave it all, their home, savings, etc.. never mind helping out their struggling children who never had a chance.. fuck this organization and everything it stands for when its members think god will favor them more by willing everything to a corporation instead of their own struggling seed..

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  whathappened
  I have the opposite problem. My only child, my daughter, is still stuck in and I hate the idea of her donating one penny of my hard earned money she will inherit to the cult. It makes me angry every time I think of it.

  
  

  How about a trust fund?
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  "Don't think too much...."

  by Tornintwo in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a couple of middle aged jw sisters dropped round unannounced the other day, they were only being kind i suppose, after some awkward silences i voiced a couple of my issues with the religion, (the safe ones), sort of an explanation as to why i'm no longer attending, namely: everyone else will die, lack of support for young ones, mistreatment/judgementalism by prominent ones who get away with it because 'they're imperfect and we have to wait on jehovah' etc.

  well, after sympathizing and telling me horror stories about awful elders and their own kids' issues in the past (how some left the truth, had bitter divorces from fellow witnesses etc) they then begged me to 'come back to jehovah', 'he misses me' apparently.

  finally, the more pushy one summed it up with 'you're thinking too much, it's not good for you', 'some issues you just have to put in a drawer and forget about....'.. hmm nice reasoning sisters, theocratic school training at its finest!

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  Do you think they counted the visit as time?

  Of course, silly me.
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  Does this sound like a man who is inspired by God?

  by Coded Logic in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  absolutely disgusting!.

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqzc2m8_mba.

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  Saintbertholdt

  Does this sound like a man who is inspired by God?

  No. He sounds like an idiot.

  
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  What Would Happen If The Governing Body All Went On A Iboga Trip

  by Brokeback Watchtower in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  i have in the past micro dosed on iboga, shrooms, i can tell you that they work a lot of good brain activity and even generate new brain cells.

  it also starts redirecting neuron to fire different pathways promotes good neuron health a kind inner brain massage which in the process brings up old forgotten memories stored ages ago and sorta reprocesses them in a new light of the present.

  this stuff iboga is genuinely good but you have to treat it with respect and do you homework of finding out how to best use it.. have a look at some of these vids perhaps briefly skim them and then picture the gb doing the stuff and what would happen.

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  berrygerry

  If they went on an Ebola Trip - I'm in.