Paradise sharks will eat seaweed and lions will eat pineapples...What ?? Dinosaurs ate patatoes!!!

by Witness 007 33 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007
    Yes my friends if you went to "Witness College" you would know dinosaurs before "eden" ate tomatoes. And in paradise snakes will give tender kisses to your ankles!! What would David Attenborough animal expert think of this nonsense. Dinosaurs had armour and horns just to prevent bumping into each other. I was stupid to believe this.
  • SecretSlaveClass
    Haha that was a good laugh to start off my morning, thanks! Some things are pure comedy and this certainly is one of them.
  • prologos

    Paradise sharks will eat seaweed. even then, remove the seaweed from your ankles while you wait for the perfect wave.

  • LoveUniHateExams

    Great story, Witness 007 - education and the WT don't mix!

    I feel I have to respond to these witness beliefs. Tomatoes and potatoes are fruits and tubers of species of nightshade (flowering plants).

    I don't know when angiosperms (flowering plants) first appeared on earth, but the angiosperm radiation occurred sometime in the Cretaceous. In other words, angiosperms were rare/non-existent before the Cretaceous.

    The Cretaceous was the third, and last period of the Mesozoic era (Triassic-Jurassic-Cretaceous). The earliest dinosaur fossils have been dated to the mid-to-late Triassic.

    So, what about dinosaur genera that existed before angiosperms? The WT haven't thought this through, have they

    Dinosaurs had armour and horns just to prevent bumping into each other - did they really say this? Deary me ...

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas
    Well said! LOL!
  • rebel8

    Oh come on, let's not criticize the dubs for these teachings.

    It's totally plausible.

    I have horns to prevent contact with others of my species. Once I had my manicurist file them down, and I wound up married.

    Sharks used to eat seaweed before Eve sinned. They didn't like it much, so when the dinosaurs came to the water for a drink, they ate the dinosaurs. That's how they became carnivores. This is a totally true fact and here's my reference.

  • DesirousOfChange

    All scientists are under the influence of Satan's corrupt system.


  • TheFadingAlbatros
  • TheFadingAlbatros

    Sorry. Impossible now to insert a picture.
  • Witness 007
    Witness 007
    Damn athiest scientists planted da fake dinosaw bones in da ground to tricks the folks....devils!!!

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