Can't top the original post!
We had a book study in our house - just my wife and I and one HUGE family the cong privately joked were inbred and called The Clampetts, which equalled 28 in total,
They all made their own clothes out of old curtains.
In just the one hour or so of the book study in our home EVERY single one of them managed to use our toilet for a proper sit down job every week.
Then they would root around every part of our home, asking if we wanted this or that, and could they have it.
Our toilet regularly got blocked and we called out DynoRod out multiple times.
Eventually we had enough and told them we were shutting down the group in our house and moving to brother nice's book study in the hall..
Pa Clampett was extremely angry when we moved - when I said go to another group and take it yourself, he said no other home in the KH would have them..
Very soon our drains started to work beautifully once again..