Ron.W.

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  Has The WT Allowed Outsiders to be Saved?

  by NotFormer in

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  https://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/1734baj/they_just_had_a_huge_meeting/.

  this reddit post suggests that the cessation of reporting hours isn't the only thing announced at the recent meeting.

  can anyone in, or sufficiently well versed in jwdom confirm that the op's understanding of this announcement correct?.

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  Ron.W.

  This is NOT the religion I was raised in. This is so far removed from the 1980's that is basically become an Apostate parody of itself. If you could hop in Doc Brown's time-machine DeLorean with an iPad filled with this current GB's nonsense (Splane's Generation chart, anyone?) and go back to the year 1984 and show a Congregation of JW's what 2024 is like, they'd run your ass right out of the KH, probably throwing old green bibles at your head.

  Totally agree!!!

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  My mind went the other way. I tried to imagine the religion ten years from now...

  
  
  
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  "A good REPORT invigorates the bones." (Proverbs 15:30) 🤣🤣🤣

  by BoogerMan in

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  yesterday's annual meeting "report" was soooooooooooo invigorating!.

  memories:.

  km 1/97 p. 7 question box - why should we report our field service activity promptly each month?

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  As of the 1st November, 2023, through his holy spirit, Jehovah has conveyed to the Governing Body Jehovah no longer wants to undignify or continue to show a lack of confidence in them.

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  "A good REPORT invigorates the bones." (Proverbs 15:30) 🤣🤣🤣

  by BoogerMan in

  1. watchtower
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  yesterday's annual meeting "report" was soooooooooooo invigorating!.

  memories:.

  km 1/97 p. 7 question box - why should we report our field service activity promptly each month?

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  Ron.W.

  Old shite has now been replaced with new shite..🤦‍♂️
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  2023-S-147-October-Announcements And Reminders

  by Atlantis in

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  2023-s-147-october-announcements and reminders.. page 1. https://imgbox.com/vjct8rt3 .

  page 2. https://imgbox.com/c0tbzgxy .

  grandpa!.

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  👍🤣

  I remember hall construction back in the 1980's. I was a young lad and an elder handed me a lump hammer and said "Smash the old sisters toilet down as quick as you can."

  Happy days!!!
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  No more REPORTING field service!!!!!!!!!

  by BoogerMan in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is going to break the hearts of a lot of uber-jw's!

  reddit has now removed the video link of samuel herd telling jw's they will no longer have to report time or placements - just tick a box which says "active.".

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akdshyx79rm&t=13s.

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  Ron.W.

  What positions await those that have complete 'mastery of their penis' I wonder....👌
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  Lloyd Evans Patreoff Pool - November 2023

  by DerekMoors in

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  let's get the fun started and put in our votes for how far down the pumpkin patch lord of the fries will fall in november.. for those keeping score, last month he started at 457 patrons, did some begging and managed to bump those numbers up to 478, but as of this writing he's down to 439.. so, how well do you think the grift will continue this month?

  let us know where you think he'll be on november 2. lucky number 420?

  will he drop back down below 400?

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  Love it!!! 👍👍👍👍
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  Things JWs Say That Don't Mean What They Think It Means

  by NotFormer in

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  2. friends

  sometimes things don't come across the way the speaker intended.. years ago there was an ad by the whitegoods company fisher and paykel.

  they showed them going to great lengths to get customer feedback on what was important to them.

  one customer said that she wanted it to be easy to get her appliances serviced when they broke down.

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  One hall had a Sister Tarte in it.

  She answered up and the old forgetful elder taking her hand said 'Sister Slag, let's hear your answer please..'
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  Real reasons behind this change?

  by Gorb in

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  just a good conversation at home about the hour report change.. we think the change was not impmemented because the gb are such a lovely bunch of old grandpa's having the best in mind for us individuals.. there will be only, and we say only, an organizational reason for it.

  a legal reason, to protect jw.org and it's officials and wealth.. next step?

  maybe selling more kh and when jw hollywood studio's in rampoo are ready a change to tv subscription.. what do you think?

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  Ron.W.

  I personally think if we don't recognise the borg now, in about five years it will have become totally unrecognisable.

  I believe every major change they make is 100% for legal reasons.

  I remember in the 1970's they announced that:

  'Sister Smith has been reproved. She spent the night with a man in Green Street. Although inappropriate petting and passionate kissing ensued, no actual sexual intercourse took place. Sister Smith has been scripturally admonished and has shown signs of sincere repentance.'

  I always feel if we didn't live in such a legalistic world the org would absolutely love to be able to still make announcements like this as and when they desired.

  
  

  They can't act like that anymore and are legally stymied from being the total, controlling and dominating extreme high control religion they would like to be..
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  No more REPORTING field service!!!!!!!!!

  by BoogerMan in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is going to break the hearts of a lot of uber-jw's!

  reddit has now removed the video link of samuel herd telling jw's they will no longer have to report time or placements - just tick a box which says "active.".

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akdshyx79rm&t=13s.

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  No more REPORTING field service!!!!!!!!!

  by BoogerMan in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is going to break the hearts of a lot of uber-jw's!

  reddit has now removed the video link of samuel herd telling jw's they will no longer have to report time or placements - just tick a box which says "active.".

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akdshyx79rm&t=13s.

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  Ron.W.

  

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  I suppose this is all a bit redundant now!