Go to where the cat sleeps and pee on it’s bed, then leave a note that says “We don’t sleep in your cat box so please don’t pee on our bed!
When I was a little kid, the neighbors had a sign something like that stuck on the side of their pool. It worked. My stupid brother read it and never peed in their pool again.
Dave
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Cat pee
by noni1974 inomg i'm so pissed at my cat baby.he has this thing he does when the cat box needs changed.he pees on my clothes and on my bedding.i usually don't know he's doing it till it's to late.. last week i had just changed my bedding and put my 300.00 comferter on my bed for winter.i just climbed in my bed to go to sleep.my cat gets up on the bed and pees on me.. i know what your thinking get rid of the cat he's got a problem.but i can't who would adopt a cat who's a known pee er?
?he only does this when the cat box is really bad.i'm usually on top of it but there are times when i get home and i'm too tired to change the cat box.. so now i'm trying a new cat litter.i tried feline pine.now i'm trying a cat litter made of recycled news paper.it's called yesterdays news.so far i like it better then feline pine because i hate the smell of the pine cat litter.it smells like i have giant hamsters living with me.. now i'm left with cleaning up the pee smell out of my comferter.i bought some vinager because another poster told me it gets pee and other oders out of fabric.i'm soaking the comferter in it now and i will leave it soaking till monday.my comferter is too big to just throw in a washer and wash.i need to take it to a laundry mat and put it in a washer that can wash 4 loads at once.. does anyone else have any tips for me.number one to get the smell out if the vinager doesn't work and number two to get him to pee where he's supposed to..
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Truth In Advertising and the WTS
by Farkel inmost of us get a kick out of all the pharmaceutical ads we constantly see on the tv.
there are pills to "cure" almost everything from asthma, to diabetes to hair loss, erectile dysfunction, purple pills, green pills, red pills and other pills for just about everything!.
just make an apppointment to go see your favorite medical pusher and your problem will be solved.
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Doug,
Fricken demons!
I feel for ya pal, I use to have the same problem. Then I tried new and improved “Demon Away” with wings.
It is much better than the old Demon Away. It also has that new fresh lemon sent.
Why in the hell do they put a perfumed sent on those frick’n things any way? Who in the hell smells heir demons in the first place? A demon is to be seen and heard for Christ sakes, not smelled! The wings are nice though.
Big hug ya exJW Nazi,
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Truth In Advertising and the WTS
by Farkel inmost of us get a kick out of all the pharmaceutical ads we constantly see on the tv.
there are pills to "cure" almost everything from asthma, to diabetes to hair loss, erectile dysfunction, purple pills, green pills, red pills and other pills for just about everything!.
just make an apppointment to go see your favorite medical pusher and your problem will be solved.
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Doug,
A disclaimer should be handed out at the door before they give their pull string sermon.
WARNING; Accepting this religion may cause drowsiness at meetings, headaches during watchtower studies, hemorrhoids at long assemblies and vomiting during “new light” announcements.
You are loosing your funny pal. You use to write a lot better than this and make me laugh my ask off.
Go to your room and pray to somebody (anybody) about your lack of intensity when posting.
We talked about is sh*t …stuff! Do it right or don’t do it at all!
Big hug.
Your brother in Jesus,
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Quotable Quotes; Please Add Yours ...
by compound complex inthe endeavor to compel all men to think alike on all subjects,.
culminated in the great apostasy and the development of the .
great papal system; and thereby the 'gospel,' the 'one faith,'.
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"When an opponent declares, "I will not come over to your side," I calmly say, "Your child belongs to us already... What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new camp. In a short time they will know nothing else but this new community.""
--Adolf Hitler
"How fortunate for leaders that men do not think."
--Adolf Hitler
"Who says I am not under the special protection of God?"
--Adolf Hitler
"Today, I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord."
--Adolf Hitler
"The great masses of the people ... will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one."
--Adolf Hitler
"There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, Honesty, Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love of the Fatherland."
--Adolf Hitler
"While traveling near Tampa, Florida I passed the "Jehovah's Witness Assembly Hall" and was struck by the fact that that must be where they make them."
--Gene Spafford
"If you don't change you beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news? - William Somerset Maugham
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
- Abba Eban
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
- Clarence Darrow
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-George Bernard Shaw
- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
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JH,
Do you, or anyone else know how long or when that attempt at an ass covering blurb was put up on their site?
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by purplesofa inwhen i first came to this board, i was mesmerized at the knowledge.
people had ideas and thoughts and voiced them and did it quite well.. i was a witness, i hardly read more than a paragraph at a time.....stopped, answered a planned out question in the paragraph, highlighted and went on.. formulating my own thoughts was one thing, but getting them typed out was another.. i saw all sorts of opionions thrown out there, debates, bantering back and forth........i was impressed to say the least and yes, intimidated.. them there posters had some balls and i wanted some too.. i was careful not to post things too controversial as to not make waves........i got my feelings hurt alot, said i was never going to post again, went stomping off.
licked my wounds did some soul searching and came back.
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Leslie,
Is this slow brewed epiphany about yourself why you are wearing glasses in your new avatar?
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I Come Bearing Gifts! Part 1 of 3
by Shepherd Book ini realize this is not my first post, but id like to introduce myself.
my name is shepherd book.
so i wrote to the watchtower society.. .
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Ryan,
Excellent stuff and great job!
I always get a kick out of seeing the original dogma made up by a cult used to put them on the spot and maybe force their masses to think a little. The Internet is helping to expose the fact that all their spiritual food bullshit isn’t really chocolate pudding for the clueless and they should just shut up and eat it.
Just one question. You have done a lot of great personal eye opening research on biblical issues, how far are you willing to take it? Some who take it all the way can’t handle what they find.
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Im only mostly dead.
by seven006 inas miracle max (billy crystal) said about westly in the movie the princess bride, hes only mostly dead (i love that movie).
i have gotten a few inquiries over the last few months about why i am posting a little more recently.
wasnt i ill, sick?
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"miraculous" resurrection.
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Im only mostly dead.
by seven006 inas miracle max (billy crystal) said about westly in the movie the princess bride, hes only mostly dead (i love that movie).
i have gotten a few inquiries over the last few months about why i am posting a little more recently.
wasnt i ill, sick?
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“Lol. Montel williams swears by it.
Richard Pryor had MS. He swore by it too. Unfortunately he also swore by dump truck loads of coke. He died of a heart attack. His third one. He didn’t die from the MS.
Annette Funny-Jell-O (Funicello) of Mickey Mouse Club fame in the 50’s and 60’s has MS too. I don’t think she swears by any thing. In fact, I don’t think she has ever sworn in her entire life.
HBO’s Bill Maher uses it as a regular dietary supplement. Bill is healthy as a horse. He uses it because god told him to. I love Bill Maher. But in a manly, admiration of a fellow smart-ass kind of way.
I thought this thread had died. But I guess like me, it’s only mostly dead. Now that people are talking about pot, it might have a miracles resurrection. Pot saved this thread. You go pot!
That’s a kind of Minimus thread I have always wanted to start. Why did god “create” aka “intelligently design” Pot, coca, or the Opium Poppy? Did people of the time and area of the bible and (Q)Koran writers need something to help them with their inspired visions?
It’s a good thing I don’t give a shit about the 2000-year-old details anymore.
Now… where were we?
Dave
PS, German XJW guy, good to see you. How’s that for quality input?
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Im only mostly dead.
by seven006 inas miracle max (billy crystal) said about westly in the movie the princess bride, hes only mostly dead (i love that movie).
i have gotten a few inquiries over the last few months about why i am posting a little more recently.
wasnt i ill, sick?
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“Just curious, have you tried pot for the pain?”
For the pain? No. Not for the pain.
Dave