Truth In Advertising and the WTS

by Farkel 15 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Most of us get a kick out of all the pharmaceutical ads we constantly see on the TV. There are pills to "cure" almost everything from asthma, to diabetes to hair loss, erectile dysfunction, purple pills, green pills, red pills and other pills for just about everything!

    Just make an apppointment to go see your favorite medical pusher and your problem will be solved. Well, that would be true except for those pesky small print warnings that the law requires to be disclosed in advertisements. You know what I'm talking about, the ones that say, "Some cases were reported where people using this product contracted hoof and mouth disease, had healthy limbs just fall off, developed gangrene, required heart transplants, contracted syphillus and became serial killers, although these cases are rare." And that was just the disclaimer for an over-the-counter product for dandruff!

    At least the drug companies are required to notify people of the possible side effects of using their drugs. So, I guess we could say they practice "truth in advertising."

    I think religions ought to be required to do the same. Newly recruited Jehovah's Witnesses really don't have a clue what is in store for them when they get dunked, for example. Then it is too late. When I got dunked, I was dunked into a religion that baptised me in the name of Jesus Christ and I pledged my loyalty to Him and Jehovah. Later, that all changed. Dubs then got dunked into a "spirit directed ORGANIZATION" and pledged their loyalty to it. My dunking vows became null and void and ex post facto were replaced with the new dunking vows without my consent. I was not given the opportunity to get re-dunked with the new vows. I was stuck with them.

    Therefore, if the WTS wants to be the honest religion they claim to be, all literature should be required to do just what the drug companies are required to do: tell the truth about the "side effects." I propose the WTS put a disclaimer on all their literature which states something like this:

    "You are welcome to become one of Jehovah's Witnesses, and we encourage you to do so. After you become one of Jehovah's Witnesses you will discover other rules and restrictions and punishments that will be incumbant upon you, and that anything you are taught today can change at any time. You will still be required to believe and teach such changes and teach them, even if you may not agree with them. If you do not, we can and will ruin your life, destroy your family and friendships."

    How many people would become dubs if they were able to know what they are really getting into, if the WTS actually did implement truth in their advertising?

    Farkel

  • flipper
    flipper

    FARKEL- If the dubs knew everything they were getting into, a hell of a lot less than the 7,000,000 or so that are " alledgedly " in there right now, that's for sure ! Of course the society would also have to put a disclaimer in there stating- if any of your children are molested , you have the responsibility to report it to the authorities. Oh! wait, they already tell people that ! See how " honest " they are being ? LOL! The societies insensitivity makes me want to scream sometimes. Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • ninja
    ninja

    I was offered a transplant for baldness.........but I'm not walking about with a kidney on my head.....Ithankyou.....ninja

  • The Oracle
    The Oracle

    Very good Farkel!

    I like your idea, but somehow I don't think they will go for it. LOL!

    It is pretty crazy when you think about what they have gotten away it, and what everyone keeps eating!

    Yuck!

    The Oracle

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    "You are welcome to become one of Jehovah's Witnesses, and we encourage you to do so. After you become one of Jehovah's Witnesses you will discover other rules and restrictions and punishments that will be incumbant upon you, and that anything you are taught today can change at any time. You will still be required to believe and teach such changes and teach them, even if you may not agree with them. If you do not, we can and will ruin your life, destroy your family and friendships."

    Excellent.

    To this we could add...

    SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Involvement with this cult may lead to mental illness and/or psychological dysfunction.

  • seven006
    seven006

    Doug,

    A disclaimer should be handed out at the door before they give their pull string sermon.

    WARNING; Accepting this religion may cause drowsiness at meetings, headaches during watchtower studies, hemorrhoids at long assemblies and vomiting during “new light” announcements.

    You are loosing your funny pal. You use to write a lot better than this and make me laugh my ask off.

    Go to your room and pray to somebody (anybody) about your lack of intensity when posting.

    We talked about is sh*t …stuff! Do it right or don’t do it at all!

    Big hug.
    Your brother in Jesus,

    Dave

  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    Freedom of religion in a capitalist society has it's consequences, does it not

    C.T Russell knew what his freedoms were so did Judge Rutherford and the rest is history

  • yesidid
    yesidid

    Well put. Thank you Farkel.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Dave,

    : You are loosing your funny pal.

    It's the demons and too many years of them working on me. It is definitely the demons. I can't fight them off. Demons aren't funny, you know.

    I loved that cover you did for Barb's CD, the textures, the composition. It was most excellent, but I couldn't leave looking at it without thinking you are loosing (sic) your funny, too.

    Faithfully yours in Christ's Service, your Brother,

    Farkel (I'm an excellent driver! I'm definitely an excellent driver!)

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    That's how I see JWD and my posting as......consumer awareness. This forum is a JW-themed "Consumer Reports." We inform potential "consumers" of the JW product of known "catches", fine print, misleading advertising, and false promises claimed for the product.

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