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"Only Witnesses demonstrate Christian Love"
by Jules Saturn in
1. jw
2. experiences
so a couple of nights ago i was speaking with a relative and we began talking about the organization.

i had to asked her "why do you believe that this religion is the correct one?

" they stood quiet for a second but then said that they view and feel genuine christian love, a type of love that is spoken about in the bible.
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Must be true the child molestors love the kids.
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Humourous reasons to go back
by usualusername1 in
1. jw
2. friends
in my stand up comedy routine tonight i want to list humourous reasons why i shd go back to jws.. how about nobody throws parties like jws.. how about jws being at the cutting edge of fashion.. how about it being easier for men to get a date.. any ideas?.

paul.
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That you are now an ISIS supporter and want to park your rented truck in the congregation meeting and witness to them about allah.
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The most absurd reason have you heard someone disfellowshipped for ?
by Chook in
1. jw
2. experiences
someone said on forum they knew someone df for not going to assigned meeting in old days .
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I personally haven't heard of any absurd reason. But I reckon Steven Lett should be disfellowshipped for simulating giving oral sex will giving a talk. The way he flings his tongue around and uses his lips is pure immorality
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FUN. What fun?
by VW.org in
1. social
2. humour
i'll have some of that bread, yes and some of that red wine.

not bad give me some more red please.

give me the bottle and go away.
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The thing that I have noticed at all memorials is that it seems to be more of a recruitment drive rather than partaking of emblems. And 99 percent of the extra people in attendance are ex JW's who are still mentally deluded that by attending they might be saved from Jehovah's wrath when Armageddon comes.
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FUN. What fun?
by VW.org in
1. social
2. humour
i'll have some of that bread, yes and some of that red wine.

not bad give me some more red please.

give me the bottle and go away.
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Three Religious Truths
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
3. Jehovah's Witnesses do not recognize each other at the strip club.
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FUN. What fun?
by VW.org in
1. social
2. humour
i'll have some of that bread, yes and some of that red wine.

not bad give me some more red please.

give me the bottle and go away.
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He was crazy, a real nut job,” Mr. Trump said, It must have been the red wine.
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FUN. What fun?
by VW.org in
1. social
2. humour
i'll have some of that bread, yes and some of that red wine.

not bad give me some more red please.

give me the bottle and go away.
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I'll have some of that bread, yes and some of that red wine. Not bad give me some more red please. GIVE me the bottle and go away. Hey elder sir please pump up the volume and let's rock and roll. And hey ya better watch me, I'm bad association.
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The Internet is worse for the Watchtower than 1975 was: here's proof.
by ILoveTTATT2 in
1. jw
2. friends
i am translating jwfacts to spanish.

i am doing the "statistics" section.here are two graphs that show that the statistics have never been worse for the watchtower:quantity of hours required for 1 baptism: note how low it went in 1974-1975, and note that 2016 is much higher than the slump of 1978... about double, to be exact.

2016 was a historical record in this statistic (higher is worse for watchtower).. this stat is the baptisms as a percentage of the publisher average.
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Yes and unfortunately the "evil slave"called the Watchtower will have their reward taken away. Hey Waton, don't you think.
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The Internet is worse for the Watchtower than 1975 was: here's proof.
by ILoveTTATT2 in
1. jw
2. friends
i am translating jwfacts to spanish.

i am doing the "statistics" section.here are two graphs that show that the statistics have never been worse for the watchtower:quantity of hours required for 1 baptism: note how low it went in 1974-1975, and note that 2016 is much higher than the slump of 1978... about double, to be exact.

2016 was a historical record in this statistic (higher is worse for watchtower).. this stat is the baptisms as a percentage of the publisher average.
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In the book of Daniel it does say that "Many will rove about and true knowledge will become abondant". So it seems that all that has been hidden is openly available. The internet is truly a good tool for exposing corruption.
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How Do You Feel About Trump's Tuff Talk To Korea To Make Korea Behave?
by Brokeback Watchtower in
1. social
2. current
i know or think i know that trump is bluffing and acting very bully like with threats of unleashing his power as commander and chief a military with super weapons.

but why bluff with such boyish stupidity?

i think mr trumps barginings skills are at an all time low and so the threats of violence and retaliation for misbehaving according to the whims of a narcissist.. my confidence in him is at an all time low, talk about cave man club you over the head approach to problems this guy takes the cake.
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A bit scary. A bone head talking tuff to another bone head. But then again arnt most politicians these days a bit short of any wisdom and like shooting off at the mouth.