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Jesus is watching you
by searchfothetruth inlate one night, a burglar broke into a house, the family had gone out for the evening.. as he was sneaking around the living room he heard a voice say 'jesus is watching you!
' he froze in his tracks.. silence returned, and as the burglar started moving forward, again he heard 'jesus is watching you!
' he was frightened.. frantically he looked around the corner of the room with his torch and saw a parrot in a cage.
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Calling all British Bikers!
by searchfothetruth inmy wife and i are organising a biking trip for anyone who wants to join us up to the west coast of scotland in september.
we will be starting in liverpool ( i know, but it gets better) and going up the west coast till we get to skye.
the trip will take 5 days and we will be stopping at stirling, fort william, isle of skye, return trip oban, liverpool.
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really good joke.
by searchfothetruth indodgy sermon.. a new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
after mass he asks the monsignor how he had done.. the monsignor replied "when i am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, i put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.
if i start to get nervous, i take a sip.".
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joke
by searchfothetruth ina police officer had just pulled over a car.
when he walked up to the car the man rolled down his window and said, 'what's the problem, officer?
' to which the policeman replied, 'i stopped you for going through that red light back there.'.
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Lets discuss the MOST IMPORTANT issue today
by searchfothetruth inof course there are many important issues facing the world today but the most important, obviously, is:.
who is the greatest football team of all time.
of course it's liverpool football club, but i'm sure i may be called an idiot or worse.
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A Joke.
by searchfothetruth ina boy and his father from the countryside visit the big city for the first time.they went into a shopping centre and they were amazed by everything that they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.. the boy asked the father what it was.
'son' he replied, 'i have never seen anything like this in my life.'.
while the boy and his father watched wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
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Friendly fire?...Don't the Yanks ever learn?
by searchfothetruth inthe british forces are under double pressure as they not only have to be aware of attacks from the iraqi's but they have to keep one eye on their american friends.. during the last gulf war, the americans inflicted more casualties on the coalition forces than the iraqi's did.. friendly fire seems to be limited to the americans.
you never hear of the royal marines accidentally shooting up a car of journalists or blowing an american plane out of the sky.... but, what am i saying, the americans have a president that has attacked another nation without just cause... so thats where they get it from.. watch out boys!...the americans are about.
take cover.
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George Bush's excuse is good enough for me !
by searchfothetruth ini am really excited by george bush's latest reason for bombing iraq: he's running out of patience.
for some time now i've been really pi##ed off with mr johnson, who lives a couple of doors down the street.
well, him and mr patel, who runs the health food shop.they both give me queer looks, and i'm sure mr johnson is planning something nasty for me, but so far i haven't been able to discover what.. i've been round to his place a few times to see what he's up to, but he's got everything well hidden.
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Elder came...grasped at straws...and left. UPDATE!
by searchfothetruth inwell i had a very interesting conversation on friday night.
sorry to be so long letting you know what happened.. only one elder turned up and i was wrong in my original thought that my mum had given him my report, it seems he was coming to ask me to study, therefore he was totally unprepared for what was about to happen to him.
but, i have to say, that he was the most honest elder i have spoke to and i'm sure you will be surprised by some of the things he said.. he started off wanting to know what made me stop going to the meetings and i related to him my experiences of a certain body of elders that had, to say the least, made me realise that they thought that they were a law unto themselves (including stealing, lying and generally being un-christian).
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Elders coming...i'm shaking in my boots...NOT! Any help?
by searchfothetruth ini had a phone call last night from one of the elders asking if they can come around.
when i asked him why he said it was to discuss whether i would be interested in having a study.. this is strange as i have been baptised since i was 14 and left about 4 years ago and have had little contact with any witnesses except my parents, but, the only thing that has changed over the last few weeks is that i put together a 50 page report documenting a range of subjects including the un involvment etc and give it to my mum.
then within a week the elders want to ask my to have a study!.