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  144000 and the great multitude

  by cmaymann in

  1. watchtower
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  hellow.

  i am studying some material about jehovah’s witness – and i wonder why they think, that the 144.000 from rev 7 should be in heaven, and the great multitude should be on earth.

  can anyone give me some argument for this opinion?.

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  waton

  wt's argument is, that Rev 14, (the other text mentioning the 144k is Rev 7), says, that they are the ones that "follow Jesus wherever he goes". he went to heaven, therefore, , so must they.

  by contrast the rest of the living do not go where Jesus went, so they must be on Earth.

  These earthly folks are the 12 tribes of the Israel of God. confusing? yes wt writers are confused. conveniently.

  7, 14, 14 4000, (12x12 000) , all very spiritual numbers in wt numerology, organisational perfection. in contrast,

  The great multitude (who no man can number), wt tries anyway reporting tabulating every detail.
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  $75 Million for Two Brothers! Wow!

  by Iamallcool in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/18/us/north-carolina-wrongful-conviction-compensation/index.html .

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  it is expensive to fight crime, it is despicable that innocents were convicted, suffering the abuse in prison, if not loss of life, because it was convenient, cheaper. now it costs. and guess who is going to pay?
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  ''Humorous Preaching'' coming near you soon

  by RULES & REGULATIONS in

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  ''what is jehovah's witness' favorite band?''.

  i give up!

  what is jehovah's witness favorite band?.

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  waton

  You want Corn? try the kingdom massage ! weekly at your kh/zoom room.
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  Ah, Jonah. 3 day air supply explained ?Whale sharks gulp down air to float vertically while feeding

  by waton in

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  2. humour

  here from new scientist magazine: .

  whale sharks gulp down air to float vertically while feeding.

  life 12 may 2021by christa lesté-lasserre.

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  waton

  here is a new one for breathing for 3 days surrounded by stomach churnings:

  Pigs can breathe oxygen via their rectum, so humans probably can too

  HEALTH 14 May 2021

  By Clare Wilson

  
  
  Read more: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2277532-pigs-can-breathe-oxygen-via-their-rectum-so-humans-probably-can-too/#ixzz6uzpsDIPQ
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  Ah, Jonah. 3 day air supply explained ?Whale sharks gulp down air to float vertically while feeding

  by waton in

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  2. humour

  here from new scientist magazine: .

  whale sharks gulp down air to float vertically while feeding.

  life 12 may 2021by christa lesté-lasserre.

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  waton

  a -piece of Literature, with many lessons for us

  P: yes: the lesson is: dont go preaching, you are going to be fooled and seen as a fool. and

  that why this item appears under humour. the story is laughable. the more and New Scientist appears to remotely look at it.
  
  
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  Ah, Jonah. 3 day air supply explained ?Whale sharks gulp down air to float vertically while feeding

  by waton in

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  2. humour

  here from new scientist magazine: .

  whale sharks gulp down air to float vertically while feeding.

  life 12 may 2021by christa lesté-lasserre.

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  waton

  AM, this satire thread was talking about fish. some species take their young into the mouth in the presence of predators.

  Jonah probable appreciated the too narrow passage into the stomach too, because if not lack of oxygen, digestive fluids would certainly make him think twice before refusing a "theocratic assignment". again.

  Frankly, the whole bible story is hard to swallow.
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  Ah, Jonah. 3 day air supply explained ?Whale sharks gulp down air to float vertically while feeding

  by waton in

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  here from new scientist magazine: .

  whale sharks gulp down air to float vertically while feeding.

  life 12 may 2021by christa lesté-lasserre.

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  waton

  they’re also not in the Mediterranean.

  J: that explains it, the encounter with the false prophet drove them away, just like many here on this site. they/we could not stomach it.

  Whale sharks don’t hurt humans.

  m: yes, Jonah, escaped unscased too, jesus himself vouched for it;

  jonah was hurt though, when his prophecy did not pan out. makes you wonder whether Russel, Rutherford, Franz, Splane feel that way too.
  
  
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  Ah, Jonah. 3 day air supply explained ?Whale sharks gulp down air to float vertically while feeding

  by waton in

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  here from new scientist magazine: .

  whale sharks gulp down air to float vertically while feeding.

  life 12 may 2021by christa lesté-lasserre.

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  waton

  here from New scientist magazine:

  
  

  Whale sharks gulp down air to float vertically while feeding

  LIFE 12 May 2021

  By Christa Lesté-Lasserre

  Read more: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2277270-whale-sharks-gulp-down-air-to-float-vertically-while-feeding/#ixzz6ulNY88JJ

  but remember, Jonah, was the one that was made to end up as a false prophet. so, what next, real talking snakes? and the acid test?
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  I am still not able to solve this God's name paradox...

  by psyco in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i am finishing to read the entire bible (nwt 2013) for my first time (my fault) and i wrote down hundreds, maybe thousands, of questions not clear to me, but one especially came in my mind meditating on god's name.. if i wanted to summarize the entire bible in one phrase i would say (even before the kingdom): god’s name sanctification.. god is jealous about his name.

  he does everything for the love of his name, and he wants to be called and prayed using his name.

  no doubt about all this (repeated several times in the bible), but it involves the pronunciation of his name.. god left us his name in the form of יהוה which is unpronounceable.

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  waton

  In his most desperate, last breath moments The "son of god" after supposedly > billions of years of co existence with the father of all, cied out:

  " ELI, ELI, why----? " or so the story goes. so much for the name or the magic power that JWs attribute to it.
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  Bathing Daily Doesn’t Help The Planet

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the new york times as well as other news agencies are reporting that in order to help save the planet we should limit our daily bathing.

  they say daily bathing really because popular in the 20th century because elites decided to impress and use petroleum based soaps and take advantage of their indoor plumbing.

  a lot of this daily bathing ritual was just for show.

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  waton

  Napoleon famously sent Josephine the following erotic line from the thick of battle: “Je reviens en trois jours; ne te laves pas!” “I will return in three days. Don't wash!”

  sme smells are actually attractive/ing. smell is also related to memory.

  what amazes me, how comfortable I am in my work wear. and how repugnant they smell after a shower. same nose, same smelling clothes, changed perception.