Posts by jwleaks

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Pornography Question

by IMHO in

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why is it ok to look at naked pictures/videos of your wife/husband but porn if you look at another man/woman naked?.

if you happen to divorce your spouse is it then pornography if you look at naked/sex videos/pictures of them?.

The word "pornography" starts with the letter "p" the same as the word "pagan." Both words also contain the letter "g" as the middle letter. This letter "g" is also the first letter in the title "god" as well as "governing body" and "guardians of doctrine." Hence the Bible condemns all things pagan and all forms of pornography.

Are we not grateful that in the last days of this system of things god has revealed the us these gems of Bible truths to lead us on the right path towards everlasting life.

(Applause)

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Great Tribulation and Trump

by TakeOffTheCrown in

please, let's discuss this subject without attacking one another.. it appears that trump has won a victory that no one expected.

is it possible that trump may play a part in the great tribulation?.

there are some who believe trump is one of the most unqualified of men to ever be elected president of the united states.

jwleaks

scratchme1010 - There isn't such thing as the great tribulation.

Please no spoilers. I like the irony of watching all the JWs slowly growing old and slowly dying off without ever seeing the end, all the while proclaiming everything from the pyramids of Giza to WW1 and on to Trump as somehow fitting into their interpretation of the old testament and new testament.

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JWs Excited Trump Won

by LaurenM in

i am incredibly disturbed.

many of the jws i'm still friends with on facebook are incredibly excited that trump won the american presidential race, posting, "yay!

i'm so happy!

jwleaks

"For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven, with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God." - 1 Thessalonians 4:16 American Standard version

"My anguish, my anguish! I am pained at my very heart; my heart is disquieted in me; I cannot hold my peace; because thou hast heard, O my soul, the sound of the trump . . . Destruction upon destruction is cried; for the whole land is laid waste: suddenly are my tents destroyed,and my curtains in a moment. How long shall I see the standard, and hear the sound of the trump." - Jerrmiah 5:19-21 American Standard version

"By inspiration I came to be in the Lord’s day, and I heard behind me a strong voice like that of a trump." - Revelation 1:10 Revised New World translation

"After these things I saw, and, look! an opened door in heaven, and the first voice that I heard was as of a trump." Revelation 4:1 Revised New World translation

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Great Tribulation and Trump

by TakeOffTheCrown in

please, let's discuss this subject without attacking one another.. it appears that trump has won a victory that no one expected.

is it possible that trump may play a part in the great tribulation?.

there are some who believe trump is one of the most unqualified of men to ever be elected president of the united states.

jwleaks

"For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven, with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God." - 1 Thessalonians 4:16 American Standard version

"My anguish, my anguish! I am pained at my very heart; my heart is disquieted in me; I cannot hold my peace; because thou hast heard, O my soul, the sound of the trump . . . Destruction upon destruction is cried; for the whole land is laid waste: suddenly are my tents destroyed, and my curtains in a moment. How long shall I see the standard, and hear the sound of the trump." - Jerrmiah 5:19-21 American Standard version

"By inspiration I came to be in the Lord’s day, and I heard behind me a strong voice like that of a trump." - Revelation 1:10 Revised New World translation

"After these things I saw, and, look! an opened door in heaven, and the first voice that I heard was as of a trump." Revelation 4:1 Revised New World translation

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jwerk /dʒəːk/ noun - a member of the governing body of jehovah's witnesses

by jwleaks in

jwerk /dʒəːk/ noun .

1. a member of the governing body of jehovah's witnesses.

2. informal - a religious fool who is neither inspired, nor infallible, but can err in doctrinal matters or in organization direction.

jwleaks

How to correctly pronounce jwerk

https://youtu.be/qv9VKKXwVxU

Not to be confused with the jwerking video published by the governing body.

jwerking - the act of being a jwerk. (Warning NSFJW)

https://youtu.be/QReUbe4kp-o

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jwerk /dʒəːk/ noun - a member of the governing body of jehovah's witnesses

by jwleaks in

jwerk /dʒəːk/ noun .

1. a member of the governing body of jehovah's witnesses.

2. informal - a religious fool who is neither inspired, nor infallible, but can err in doctrinal matters or in organization direction.

jwleaks

jwerk /dʒəːk/ noun

1. a member of the governing body of jehovah's witnesses.

2. informal - a religious fool who is neither inspired, nor infallible, but can err in doctrinal matters or in organization direction.

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Interviews to select new Governing Body members

by Lostandfound in

imagine the scene, a comfortable conference room in brooklyn hq, with a round table with a handful of current gb members on one side.

a lone chair opposite is for the prospective new gb members to sit and be questioned as to their fitness.

lett asks, "have maintenance fitted your room with new light bulbs?".

jwleaks

Vidiot: The ultimate circle jerk.

Sparky1: a circle of jerks!

Both wrong.

The ultimate circle of jwerks!

jwerk /dʒəːk/ noun

1. a member of the governing body of jehovah's witnesses.

2. informal - a religious fool who is neither inspired, nor infallible, but can err in doctrinal matters or in organization direction.

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Interviews to select new Governing Body members

by Lostandfound in

imagine the scene, a comfortable conference room in brooklyn hq, with a round table with a handful of current gb members on one side.

a lone chair opposite is for the prospective new gb members to sit and be questioned as to their fitness.

lett asks, "have maintenance fitted your room with new light bulbs?".

jwleaks

GB: We just need to ask you a few questions before appointing you to the governing body of jehovah's witnesses.

BROTHER CANDIDATE: Okay.

GB: Firstly, rest assure that despite the Scriptural requirement of "two or more witnesses" to establish every matter we will not being asking you to provide any Scripturally based evidence or witnesses to establish that you are of the anointed class and chosen by jehovah and jesus.

BROTHER CANDIDATE: Okay.

(Laughter all round)

GB: Do you recognize the faithful and discreet slave as being jehovah's only channel and voice on Earth and upon appointment do you recognize yourself as being part of that slave and hence one of those voices?

BROTHER CANDIDATE: Yes.

(Laughter all round)

GB: Are you acts of pedophilia and child abuse known within the community?

BROTHER CANDIDATE: No, there were never "two or more witnesses."

(Roaring laughter all round)

GB: Welcome brother as a member of the Guardians Of Doctrine.

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GB "... it can make mistakes when explaining the Bible ..." Simplified version WT Feb 2017

by freddo in

study article: who is leading god's people today?

start of paragraph 12.. standard version: "the governing body is neither inspired nor infallible.

therefore, it can err in doctrinal matters or in organizational direction.".

jwleaks

"The Governing Body is neither inspired nor perfect. It can make mistakes when explaining the Bible or directing the organization." - governing body of jehovah's witnesses

Ironically this leaves open the option for the current governing body to also claim that this statement was a mistake. Circular reasoning from the Scriptures. You just can not make this stuff up.

What about the first century governing body? Did they also make mistakes when explaining the Bible or directing the organization of upstart congregations?

Many of the current teachings, Bible explanations and directions of the current governing body were never mentioned or practiced by the first century governing body. So which governing body made the mistake?

Did the previous modern-day governing body make a mistake in appointing the current members of the governing body? Seems so.

Imagine receiving a newsletter from your private hospital informing you that your hospital doctor or governing board has made mistakes when providing diagnoses or in administering drugs. Would you not be entitled to a full explanation, let alone the removal of all involved until the matter is investigated and sorted out?

The current governing body of jehovah's witnesses are nothing short of a filthy disgusting disgrace. Make no mistake of that.

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Alexa what is the weather today

by greenhornet in

very clever.

http://www.theverge.com/2016/11/4/13525172/amazon-alexa-big-mouth-billy-bass-hack-api.

jwleaks

I like this. I'm off to the workshop to see if I can hook up Siri to a talking bobble head to put on the dashboard of my car.