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  FOURTY YEARS FROM NOW

  by ballistic in

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  i see 1.16 million witnesses world-wide.

  the number of remnant will still be around 8000. the generation that saw 1914 will all be dead.

  food shortages will just about be ending and the society will use the "earthquakes" logic to explain this.

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  PopeOfEruke

  All of the inhabitants of this site will become known as the true Jehovahs Witnesses, and will be honoured for revealing the "fake" Dubs, the GB and Public Relations officers and other scum.

  That's why this website is currently called www.JEHOVAHS-WITNESS.com. Its PROPHETIC.

  The remaining followers of JR Brown will become known as "apostates"
  and will live like hermits on the streets eating from garbage cans and running some website called "www.eatshitanddie.com" while masturbating furiously under their moth-infested trenchcoats.

  The Pope
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  Millions now dying will never live

  by PopeOfEruke in

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  i got the news yesterday that a dear old friend and a "faithful" witness for over 65 years!!!

  is on her deathbed.

  after all those damn years of waiting for the "new system" and these poor simple people die in a hospital like everyone else.. rutherfords lie was only 2 words wrong - it should have been "millions now dying will never live.".

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  Good one!

  What about "Millions Now Living Will Never Use Their Brain".

  The Pope
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  How about a laugh? PICTURE 2

  by ballistic in

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  here's a picture straight from jw-media.org.

  all post what you think the one guy is saying to the other.... .

  i've got a few ideas.

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  "The Word was God, no, wait, The Word was A god, no, thats not it, The Word was God, no, The Word was a God...... Oh damn it, I Just don't get it. I can't take it anymore.....where's my gun??"
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  just wrote my talk

  by collegegirl in

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  i have not been on the site for awhile.

  i have been really busy with school and work.

  but now things are calmed down a bit, and i am back... so hi again to everyone i missed, and also to anyone new.

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  Collegegirl

  give the talk naked! You should get a G on Introduction Arouses Interest..

  The Pope
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  The Mario Kempes Saga.

  by Englishman in

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  well, the name kept ringing bells all the time that he was posting here.

  i should have twigged it when he wrote one in spanish.

  http://www.worldcuparchive.com/legends/kempes.html.

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  PopeOfEruke

  Mike Musto:

  Soccer is the mens version of American football.

  The Pope
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  Millions now dying will never live

  by PopeOfEruke in

  1. jw
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  i got the news yesterday that a dear old friend and a "faithful" witness for over 65 years!!!

  is on her deathbed.

  after all those damn years of waiting for the "new system" and these poor simple people die in a hospital like everyone else.. rutherfords lie was only 2 words wrong - it should have been "millions now dying will never live.".

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  PopeOfEruke

  I got the news yesterday that a dear old friend and a "faithful" Witness for over 65 years!!! is on her deathbed.

  After all those damn years of waiting for the "New System" and these poor simple people die in a hospital like everyone else.

  Rutherfords lie was only 2 words wrong - It should have been "Millions now dying will never live."

  Sad, sad, sad.

  The Pope
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  Air For Sale

  by Farkel in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  you gotta love the watchtower printing corporation.

  they sell air and they make a bloody fortune doing it!

  knorr was selling air that made people feel good, even though they couldnt explain exactly why it made them feel good.. here we have some comments about a watchman classtm whose main sin is not wanting to sell watchtower books.

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  Farkel

  Great article!

  I can foresee you becoming the first inductee in the Apostate Hall of Fame, when it opens.

  I even go so far as to suggest they should redo Lincolns face on the big Lincoln memorial and call it the Farkel Memorial (a la Planet of the Apes). It couldbe called the Fark M for short.

  Keep up the good work.

  The Pope
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  My Experience Today with My Brother

  by Reborn2002 in

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  well, my brother and his wife came over to my parent's house to visit today while i was home.. to make a long story short, while my brother and his wife were chatting with my mother in the living room, my 1 and a half year old nephew reilly walked into the kitchen where i was making a caesar salad.. he walked over towards me and was smiling, how can any normal adult resist the innocent smile of a child who is your relative?

  i picked him up and gave him a huge hug, and told him i loved him.. as i was holding my nephew in my arms, my brother walked into the room.

  he was smack dab in the middle of an in-depth conversation about jehovah with my mother and his wife, and i admit i was rolling my eyes listening to him spew about the "truth" and "the only means for salvation in the last days of this wicked system" even though when i confronted him with info on the un, blood, russell gravesite, rape changes, exclusivity, etc, he had no response for me because he was dumbfounded and lost for words.

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  As Jesus said, By their deeds you will know them.

  The Pope
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  God needs a lawyer?

  by tdogg in

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  so which one of the apostles was jesus lawyer?

  you know, the guy who would stand next to him when the pharisees would ask a question and jesus would lean over and the lawyer would whisper something in his ear.

  then jesus would say something like "i have no recollection" or "if i answer that you would not be able to understand it anyway, because well, i am the son of god after all.".

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  JR's only concern is to keep the printing business profitable and to limit lawsuit damages.

  As long as he does this, he will be satisfied he is doing a good job.
  
  These people do not have "consciences" or other feelings.

  A pox on all of them.

  The Pope
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  what if

  by raven101 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  don't know if this is the appropriate place to post this it certainly isn't a jw belief and i don't believe in believing (much of anything), but i'm always theorizing always speculatin' and heres a particular speculation i've been hypothesizing for some while now, something a really powerful post in this forum inspired me to throw out here for your perusal.

  whatever the reaction, your sure to have one!.

  think about this, you know suffering, struggling, forging on .

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  Finally, after all these years, something to explain these 2 great fu**king holes in my hands...

  The Pope