Topics Started by OUTLAW
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WB&TS Horror Stories for Children
by OUTLAW in.
when i was a very young child my mother told me the government would one day be rounding up j.w`s and putting them in concentration camps.when we were collected,i was to wear my warmest coat and boots,as we would probably be there until god destroyed the wicked at armageddon.i was told never to give up my belief`s,even if i were forced to burn my parents alive..got any good "wb&ts childrens horror stories" to share?...outlaw
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Wheres OUTLAW ?
by OUTLAW instuck in the middle of friggin nowhere,actually 50 miles north of nowhere!(lol!
) so far i`ve survived fire storms,drought,floods,snow storms,wild animals,bin robbed and left for dead.this just isn`t any fun (lol!
).i`ll be making my way back to civilization shortly.i`ve found a public library to post from,thank god and simon,my ciber home is still here..so how`s your day been going?...outlaw
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Bob and Margaret
by OUTLAW ini find most english comedy hillarious..i`ve just come across an english annimated comedy called bob and margret,kind of like the simpson`s.. i don`t know how long it`s been on,but i`ve seen a few shows,now i`m addicted.this show is funny!
has anybody else here seen it?
what did you think of it?..if you see it on tv take the time to watch it,you`ll have a laugh...outlaw
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A Gruesome Tale from the Great White North
by OUTLAW init`s time for a true horror story,heh-heh-heh...i`ve been doing a bit of logging up here and have met some interesting characters..one fellow has been a logger for many years.one man,in one of the crews,in the company he worked for had a terrible accident..this fellow had just found a gi-normus tree the wind had blown down.the tree was laying on it`s side with a mountian of dirt stuck to its root base.there was alot of lumber on this tree,and he was going to cut the tree from the root base so it could be loaded on a truck.the logger made the cut and now it was time for lunch.it started raining,and there was this nice dry spot under the root base of the tree he had just cut.so he sat there and ate his lunch....the end of the day came,and no one could find the logger who had cut this giant tree down.they looked everywhere,nothing.they came back 3 days in a row,they couldn`t find a trace of the logger.finally they realised the only place they hadn`t looked was under the the stump of the great tree he had cut..when they tipped that root base back on it`s side they found the logger crushed to death with his lunch....with no great tree to hold the root base on it`s side,the root base righted itself and killed the logger and totally ruined his lunch,lol!..strange but true
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Going where the "Need is Great"
by OUTLAW inlets go back in time,back to the late 60`s early 70`s..armagedon is coming and the wbts wants it`s members to sell every thing they got and preach in areas where there are few or no dubs..where did the people you know go?..my parents packed up their belongings and went to..the friggin bible belt of b.c..lol!
a good wind storm would knock a few christians out of trees there were so many..a bloody church on every street corner,and every one of them had the truth..so why the bible belt?..there were`nt many dubs there at the time,but most importantly property was cheap.a smart dub could make a killing at real estate,and they did..more money than you could shake a dead donkey at,lol!....my bud`s dad also went where the need was great.the dumb-ass religion broke his family up,his wife being a none believer and all.so where did my buds anointed dad go?..hawaii,lol!
where else would you go to rough it out till armagedon?
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OUTLAW has left the building
by OUTLAW init`s been a busy week.i`ve left my lakeside cabin and moved to a beautiful ranch house.this place is big.large spacious rooms, large to medium windows everywhere,over looking just incredible scenery.the view from every window looks like an old western painting.a great big airtight fireplace sits between my well equiped kitchen and a gi-normis living room.the rancher sits on 16acres of ranch land surounded by other ranch`s.grazing pasture that go`s on forever.two lakes behind the house,another about 1/4mile away.a beautiful forrest that frames the pastures.
a herd of well maintained horse`s,that wander past my property.moose so big,they step over a 4ft fence,and more wild life than zoo..i thought i was in the middle of nowhere before,this place is a 1/2 hr drive from nowhere,lol!..
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Want to make$$$ I need Investors!
by OUTLAW inthe one thing that will make money,is a great idea at the right time..up here in the great white north drinking beer outside is difficult,as every thing freezes rather quickly..i have found if you drive a stake into the ground and tie a penguins head to it real low to the ground,his little ass sticks straight in the air and you can shove a beer down his butt.your beer still stays cold but it won`t freeze..i`m giving each and every one of you the chance to start your own penguin ranch for 3 easy payments of $29.95..i`ll send you a male and a female peguin,you breed them,and i`ll buy the babies back from you for $25.00 each..act now and i will throw in a vegetable steamer...outlaw
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I need Your Money
by OUTLAW inway up here in the great white north we have an epidemic of full amputee dogs.it comes from laying in the snow too long ,the dogs legs freeze and they have to be cut off..i need your money so i can buy skateboards.i can strap the dogs to the boards and take them for a walk.right now these dogs are useless and nobody wants them.what good is a watch dog that just lays there and barks?burglars just step over them while they`re yapping.you can`t play frisbe with them unless your a really good aim.it`s embarrassing to take them out for a drag,they look like an inner tube at the back of a speed boat.commands like:sit,stay,sic-em are meaningless.these dogs spend thier lives with a plate of food in front of them and alot of newspapers behind them.send all the money you can,i won`t use much of it for beer...outlaw .
edited by - outlaw on 19 january 2003 16:22:6edited by - outlaw on 19 january 2003 19:29:32.
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I missed my own Flame War
by OUTLAW inhappy new year jw.com !!
,i haven`t posted much over the holidays as i have been away.when i got back,my computer worked for a bit,then it shut down.it is just today i have got it up and running..i was going through the threads i had missed and came across 2..count-em..2 flame threads from friday meant for me,lol!!
the biggest:"ways of the weasel"got 121 posts and 1920 views..cool!..
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Where did they go?
by OUTLAW ini`m talking about the icons beside a posters name so you can see the threads they`ve started,and posts they`ve made to threads.it`s near impossible to find anything.
i can`t find other posters posts or threads...outlaw