Posts by outcast

knorr was selling air that made people feel good, even though they couldnt explain exactly why it made them feel good.. here we have some comments about a watchman classtm whose main sin is not wanting to sell watchtower books.

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bttt

Brilliant as usual,

Coming up for air.

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Warning-Samples In The Mail

by Dutchie in

jw
friends

one of my daughters works at citibank in manhattan, and they just passed this memorandum around to everyone.

i'm posting it here to keep all my fellow apostates safe:.

"seven women have died after inhaling a free perfume sample that was mailed to them.

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I can not reveal my sources but this is legitimate.

It has been reported that for several years persons recieving junk mail and actually reading it have over a period of time become brain dead. The urban legend that preceded the voluntary acceptance of said mail, labeled Watchtower and Awake was that persons reading such journals would get the equivalent of a college education.

Sources report that ones who believed in this propaganda could not be reached as they were all busy cleaning offices and washing windows.

But journals have stopped being mailed.

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The lawyers are sniffing around my site

by Quotes in

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friends

now i'll try not to be paranoid and jump to conclusions, so let me stick to the facts.. at my quotes site i have set up an email "autoresponder" with links to online versions of the "pay attention" (i.e.

id k0slsfs5; thu, 16 may 2002 14:38:29 +0100.

id <k8rs3jrm>; thu, 16 may 2002 14:43:38 +0100.

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I use pepper spray to keep dogs from sniffing around my garden.

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Do you squeeze your bag?

by Beans in

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friends

i heard that when you make tea that you are not to squeeze the bag, is this true?

what if it is herbal tea?

why not squeeze your bag?

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The bag who makes your tea will probably slap you into next week,
that's why I never squeeze the bag, wether she smells like herbal essence or not.

Simmering?..she is just waiting for a reason to slap you.

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Thanks!

by raven101 in

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friends

this is an absolutely insane site, i love it!

week before midterms (4th semester, great city college..phi theta kappa member transferstudentdoncha'know,look at me i'm worldly..hellalujah!!

"bit about myself") so my head was already aswim and these postings are fast and frantic, can't keep up but i will probly post (however illucidly) during this next week (i dolove my procrastination techniques).

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although I assure u I am a very interesssssssting woman (three arms qualifies right?).

She's a she cuz she said she's a she..DUH

Welcome raven101!

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Hotel California

by lv4fer in

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friends

elder concerned and elder faithful came by last night, to address some of my concerns/statements as to why i haven't been at the meetings.

we talked for and hour and a half.

i told them i didn't believe that it was god's spirit directed organization, i said i didn't believe that only 144,000 were going to heaven, i told them one did not have to be a jw to get saved, and they still want to come back and talk to me again.