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  Have You Been Invited To The Memorial?

  by minimus in

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  2. friends

  one of my best friend's, who is an ex elder had two elders visit him at his home yesterday to invite him to the memorial.

  he was cordial to them because they were'nt over the top.. so far, i have had no invites, thank god..

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  JeffJ

  My sister sent me an invite. She said this MAY be the last memorial ever! I can't believe that garbage still works on them.
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  "It's Demonic" - What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a JW say?

  by schnare in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i was at a amusement park here in calgary today.

  my jw mother and my young brother came to visit for a week,so me and my sister thought it would a nice idea to take them to do something fun.

  i guess they had a part of it called hallo street and my mom was getting all sketched out from all the halloween decorations around.

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  I was told once that the Tears For Fears song "Shout" was satanic because when the "brother" tried to record it from one cassette to another it didn't work.
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  Let's lighten things up a little

  by JeffJ in

  1. social
  2. humour

  since many of us in the us are watching the clock before a holiday i thought i would resurrect a topic that has been dealt with in the forums in the past but not for a couple years.

  pranks.. i spend a large amount of time thinking up pranks for revenge or just for the heck of it to amuse myself.

  i will post the ones i remember to hopefully make everyone's day brighter.. first off, one of the concrete bases anchoring a fence in my back yard started crumbling and the fence post started to lean.

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  One other one I did to one of my coworkers:

  We were in a tech support center and to fight the monotony we would go to thrift stores at lunch and buy things to decorate our cubicles. The guy next to be bought this horrible section of an old couch and placed it in his cube as a guest chair. It did wonders for keeping visitors away.

  One day I dismantled a computer speaker housing and removed the speaker and wire. I added an audio cable extension so it would stretch about 10 feet. I plugged it into my computer and ran the speaker wire through the cubicle wall, into this chair through a rip in the bottom.

  Then I found an audio file of Slim Whitman's version of Una Paloma Blanca. If you are unfamiliar with the song, look it up and you will see why it would drive someone crazy.

  Whenever my coworker would sit down at his desk I would start playing the song, gradually raising the volume until I would here him let out an exasperated curse and stand up to look for the sound. I would then shut it off. He went around to all the people sitting near him asking if they were listening to music. Nobody was but whenever he sat down it started playing again. I could only do it for half a day before I felt bad and confessed.
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  Let's lighten things up a little

  by JeffJ in

  1. social
  2. humour

  since many of us in the us are watching the clock before a holiday i thought i would resurrect a topic that has been dealt with in the forums in the past but not for a couple years.

  pranks.. i spend a large amount of time thinking up pranks for revenge or just for the heck of it to amuse myself.

  i will post the ones i remember to hopefully make everyone's day brighter.. first off, one of the concrete bases anchoring a fence in my back yard started crumbling and the fence post started to lean.

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  I will add the one I am most proud of.

  About ten years ago a coworker who sat in the cubicle adjacent to mine broke my wrist by tripping me in the hallway. I didn't want him to get in trouble so we kept the cause of the break quiet but I told him I would get him back when he was least expecting it.

  I waited a couple weeks to make my move. I had had a vending machine hamburger that was still in it's cellophane package in my desk drawer for about six months. After the first month it started getting moldy and the packaging started expanding so I brought in a large ziploc bag to keep it in just in case the cellophane would ever rip.

  One day when my coworker went out for a smoke break I cleared off an area of his desk, washed it down with windex so it was nice and clean and retrieved my hamburger. By now it was a lump of black mush with a black viscous fluid pooled around it. The cellophane package had balloned up with the gasses until it it had the size and shape of a softball. I took it out of the ziploc bag and superglued the cellophane to his desktop.

  Ten minutes later he had come back from his break and he knew something wasn't right. I didn't just place the hamburger there because I wouldn't have cleaned off the desk just to do that. He gently poked at the hamburger and realised it was stuck tight. He needed to find a way to get the entire thing off intact so as not to spill the contents... He didn't succeed. He spent a full minute dry heaving over his garbage can from the smell when he accidentally broke the bag.

  Being the kind-hearted person I was, I let him use the ziploc bag to seal up the remains and take them to the dumpster outside.

  I don't know if it was just coincidence but he never broke one of my bones again.

  Jeff
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  Let's lighten things up a little

  by JeffJ in

  1. social
  2. humour

  since many of us in the us are watching the clock before a holiday i thought i would resurrect a topic that has been dealt with in the forums in the past but not for a couple years.

  pranks.. i spend a large amount of time thinking up pranks for revenge or just for the heck of it to amuse myself.

  i will post the ones i remember to hopefully make everyone's day brighter.. first off, one of the concrete bases anchoring a fence in my back yard started crumbling and the fence post started to lean.

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  JeffJ

  Since many of us in the US are watching the clock before a holiday I thought I would resurrect a topic that has been dealt with in the forums in the past but not for a couple years. Pranks.

  I spend a large amount of time thinking up pranks for revenge or just for the heck of it to amuse myself. I will post the ones I remember to hopefully make everyone's day brighter.

  First off, one of the concrete bases anchoring a fence in my back yard started crumbling and the fence post started to lean. Last night I dug out the old concrete and will pour a new one tonight. The fence is already 30 years old and will not last another thirty before it needs to be completely replaced so I am thinking of leaving something for the future homeowners. I will either grab a bone from the local butcher shop and imbed it in the concrete about a foot down, or grab a small wooden box and inscribe "do not open, evil inside!" on the cover. I look forward to being hunted down when I am in my 70's by someone asking what the hell I was thinking.

  Anybody have any good pranks? Help me get through my last 2 hours before a long weekend.

  Jeff
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  List of DMCA copyright complaints by watchtower

  by JeffJ in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i was just trying to reach the end of the internet and found a great database of dmca filings over at chillingeffects.org.. the society's lawyers look like they have been busy lately.. some of them are pretty enlightening.

  there are a couple apps in google marketplace that were poaching off jw.org.. they look like ones that would be made by a well meaning witness.

  just imagine their reaction when they got the "cease and desist" notice and saw it came from the borg.. sorry if people were aware of this site already.

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  JeffJ

  Satanus, try watch tower, two words and you will find them. There are only a couple listed under the combined word.
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  List of DMCA copyright complaints by watchtower

  by JeffJ in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i was just trying to reach the end of the internet and found a great database of dmca filings over at chillingeffects.org.. the society's lawyers look like they have been busy lately.. some of them are pretty enlightening.

  there are a couple apps in google marketplace that were poaching off jw.org.. they look like ones that would be made by a well meaning witness.

  just imagine their reaction when they got the "cease and desist" notice and saw it came from the borg.. sorry if people were aware of this site already.

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  One was charging "the brothers" $1.99 to have the NWT in an app.
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  List of DMCA copyright complaints by watchtower

  by JeffJ in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i was just trying to reach the end of the internet and found a great database of dmca filings over at chillingeffects.org.. the society's lawyers look like they have been busy lately.. some of them are pretty enlightening.

  there are a couple apps in google marketplace that were poaching off jw.org.. they look like ones that would be made by a well meaning witness.

  just imagine their reaction when they got the "cease and desist" notice and saw it came from the borg.. sorry if people were aware of this site already.

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  JeffJ

  I was just trying to reach the end of the internet and found a great database of DMCA filings over at chillingeffects.org.

  The society's lawyers look like they have been busy lately.

  Some of them are pretty enlightening. There are a couple apps in Google marketplace that were poaching off JW.org.

  They look like ones that would be made by a well meaning witness. Just imagine their reaction when they got the "cease and desist" notice and saw it came from the Borg.

  Sorry if people were aware of this site already. I searched and found just one reference from 9 years ago.
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  Brilliant video catches Governing Body red-handed ignoring their own "name-calling" warnings

  by cedars in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  here it is.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4sednn9nli.

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  JeffJ

  This same talk could have been at any church when discussing the witnesses.

  Captain Blithering. I like your idea. There are ad hominem attacks daily that you could bring up. Just read an online newspapers comments section and you will find name calling. Find an innocuous article and bring it up. Or make something up, remember this is "Theocratic warfare"
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  Do Jehovah's Witnesses REALLY believe that their worldly friends, relatives and small children will be slain in the street by god?

  by jambon1 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i mean, it's so utterly ****ed up, it's unbelievable.. just think about the nitty gritty of it:.

  people that they love & care for who don't share their religion deserve to be killed, left without a grave & eaten by wild animals.

  one day, this will happen & they'll be surrounded by billion upon billion of decaying, rotting corpses.

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  My cult mind would always put up a mental roadblock on that one. There were so many thought paths I didn't allow myself to go down.