Posts by WildHorses

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What do you drink???

by Billygoat in

thought this was funny!.

drinks and personalities.

seven new york city bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality, based on what she drinks.

WildHorses

Englishman, so they can place their beer on the womans head while getting a bj?

38

What do you drink???

by Billygoat in

thought this was funny!.

drinks and personalities.

seven new york city bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality, based on what she drinks.

WildHorses

I'm a mixed drink kinda gal. Long Islad Ice Tea for me.

16

Are you still "Borganized"?

by moman in

jw
friends

please,there are still x-dubs posting on this board that think they are free from the watchtower.

they say things like, "well it may not be the perfect truth, but they, (the wt) still teach good morals" etc.. remember we are talking about brainwashing here, & its a very tricky & insidious practice!.

i have devised a simple test.

WildHorses

Looks like i'm borg free No, no, no, no,no, and no.

17

To YoYo, what is "good"

by seven006 in

jw
friends

yoyo said:.

<<<i'm sorry i seemed like a jerk with my comments, but you have to understand that i too get pissed when opposers of jehovah's witnesses throw out accusations left and right and never the see the good that we do.>>>.

the concept of "good" as seen through the eyes of a jw elder has been discussed numerous times on this board.. i'm sure the "good" as you see it only comes from your personal perspective.

WildHorses

Amen!

5

Caller ID (reminds me of when I was growing up)

by notreallycloser in

jw
friends

january 10, 2002 .

caller id ain't for me .

by barry lewis.

WildHorses

Caller ID rocks! I know when Mark is caling and can ignor him.

28

Praying before meals

by teejay in

jw
friends

my jw wife is teaching my nearly-3yr old to pray before meals.

i'm cool with that... doesn't bother me at all.

the problem is, i'd like to accept my role as father but i don't know how to lead in this area.

WildHorses

My personal favorite.....

Over the teeth, pass the tongue, look out tum here it comes.

2

Achieve 103%

by WildHorses in

jw
friends

my good friend alberto sent this to me.

i got a good laugh out of it.

thought you might too.. .

WildHorses

My good friend Alberto sent this to me. I got a good laugh out of it. Thought you might too.

> > > >ACHIEVING 103%
> > > >
> > > >We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
>Well,
> >
> > > >finally........
> > > >
> > > >Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future! What
>makes
> >
> > > >life 100%?
> > > >
> > > >...If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W
>X
> > Y
> > Z
> > > >equal 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
>25
> >
> > 26
> > > >
> > > >Then,
> > > >
> > > >H A R D W O R K
> > > >8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only
> > > >
> > > >and
> > > >
> > > >K N O W L E D G E
> > > >11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only
> > > >
> > > >But,
> > > >
> > > >A T T I T U D E
> > > >1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %
> > > >
> > > >However,
> > > >
> > > >B U L L S H I T
> > > >2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
> > > >
> > > >Now you know what it takes to achieve 103%
> > > >
> > > >

27

requiem for Frank,my husband

by Tina in

jw
friends

edited

WildHorses

Tina, SImon is most likely sleeping at this time. England is 5 hours ahead of us here in the USA

Lilacs

101

Who of you in this forum have been df'ed?

by YoYoMama in

if it is possible can you post why you were disfellowshipped?

WildHorses

Hey guys, would you pass this along to yoyo. Tell him I am not disfellowshipped but still do not want to talk to him.

Lilacs

13

English Policemen.

by Englishman in

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friends

yesterday evening i journeyed into darkest somerset to give a prospective client a quotation for a fitted bedroom.

i juiced up at tesco's and zoomed off towards rural badgeworth.

while i was drawing up my designs with my customer, my mobile phone burst into life, playing "the sting" theme, which meant that this was an uknown caller to me.

WildHorses

I have to admit that the police here in Fuquay are pretty nice. A while back my tag was dead (laps in insurance) and the Officer told me to please take care of it as soon as I could.

It may be the fact that I have known the man for more than 15 years but still, he could have gotten into trouble too for not reporting it.

Hats off to the police force!