Well that was quite a story,
I can only comment on some of them as they relate to the fair state of Michigan.
#24 Deer Season: GM knows that the guys will be gone when deer season hits. Lotta guys get lucky that stay home that time of year.
#25 Rifles: Yeh, they are a big thing in Michigan. They will try to use them to lower the crime rate if they get the chance.
#32 Road Repairs: In Flint Michigan they don't even bother with road repairs, they patch it and wait for better times.
#34 Gravel Roads: They have them right outside of town and are proud of it.
#36 Canadians: We don't make fun of them, because they moved into the state. They promise to go home, but they won't.
37. Haircuts: That happens in all the states, so your not alone on that one.
45. K Mart: The first three words I spoke were "Attention KMart Shoppers"
49. Ice Fishing: Another big deal in Michigan. Just about every year they fish some guys out of Saginaw Bay, who went out on the ice and then the ice came loose and they were drifting out into no where land.
60. Jumper Cables: Everbody up north has em. I remember one time I went into this bar and got into a conversation with this bad ass. The bar maid cautioned me, but we got along fine. He went out and his car wouldn't start. I had jumper cables and we were friends ever after.
63. Norwegians: A lot of Norwegians live in the UP, that's the Upper Peninula of Michigan. Got a good friend whose half Norwegian and half Italian. By the way, do you have Pasties where you live, a wonderful Norwegian concoction.
66. Cabins: Most people in the Lower Peninsula of Michigan have a cabin. As soon as the wistle blows at the GM factory on Friday, they are on the road. Going North on a holiday or at the start of deer season is a major traffic jam.
Nice to share the regional news.
Got a joke for you.
There was this young guy from the UP who moved to Flint Michigan. He got a job at a small grocery store. One day, he was in the produce section and a customer asked if he could buy a half a head of lettuce, because being single and all he could never use up a whole head of lettuce, cause it would go bad on him. The new, young employee said he would have to ask the the store owner who was back by the meat counter, so he went back to ask him. He said, There's some jerk up front who wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." Well, the cutomer had followed him back there and was right behind him. The young guy turned and saw him and said, "And this fine gentleman wants to buy the other half." After the customer left the owner complemented the young man for being so quick on his feet. He said to him "you have real promise for this business. I know you're not from Flint, where are from." He said, "I"m from the UP." And the store owner asked him "Why did you leave the UP and move to Flint?" and the young man answered, "They only thing they have in the UP are whores and hockey players." The store owner rather angrily replyed, "my wife is from the UP", and the young man asked "Oh, what team did she play on?"
Pretty quick on his feet for a Upper, as they are called.