Posts by MeanMrMustard

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What will JJ Abrams and Disney do for Star Wars episode IX?

by LoveUniHateExams in

i heard that jj abrams has finished the screenplay and they'll be starting to shoot the final episode soon.. so where will the story go?.

han solo is dead, snoke is dead, leia can only have a very limited role at best because carrie fisher unfortunately died .... plus, rey has already defeated the main villain once before, in her first lightsaber fight (in the force awakens, because 'ovaries!

', i guess xd).. and she saved his ass against snoke's elite guards (in the last jedi) - so it will be difficult to film any kind of dramatic tension between rey and kylo ren.. i won't be seeing this film in the cinema or buying it on dvd but i am kinda curious how things will pan out .... what do you think?.

MeanMrMustard

I’m telling you, it’s not about salvage. It’s about liberation!

You’ll see Luke’s force ghost appear in the bathroom stall next to Kilo (uni-gender, of course), softly at first: “It’s a small world after all.... It’s a small world..” Then louder, “It’s a small small world!” Kilo will ignite his light saber, full of righteous indignation, and bright orange eyes, he strikes through the stall walls, swinging wildly until he comes face to face with his former master. He will thrust his saber forward into his chest... and Luke will say, “I’m a force ghost you idiot. You can’t kill me. It’s a small world after all... It’s a small world after all...”

Later we learn Kilo just offs himself to shut Luke up. The galaxy is saved again.

Han’s force ghost appears and asks Luke out on a date to the Jedi island to drink blue ball sack tits milk.

Lando shows up again and wants to pan sexualize Chewy.

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What will JJ Abrams and Disney do for Star Wars episode IX?

by LoveUniHateExams in

i heard that jj abrams has finished the screenplay and they'll be starting to shoot the final episode soon.. so where will the story go?.

han solo is dead, snoke is dead, leia can only have a very limited role at best because carrie fisher unfortunately died .... plus, rey has already defeated the main villain once before, in her first lightsaber fight (in the force awakens, because 'ovaries!

', i guess xd).. and she saved his ass against snoke's elite guards (in the last jedi) - so it will be difficult to film any kind of dramatic tension between rey and kylo ren.. i won't be seeing this film in the cinema or buying it on dvd but i am kinda curious how things will pan out .... what do you think?.

MeanMrMustard

It’s pretty simple to understand... just do what Disney never did and still refuses to do: listen to the fans. They are upset for none of the reasons Disney thinks they are upset. To Disney they just see a mob of overly critical racist, sexist, incels.

In reality the fans are pissed about absolute crappy story lines, no character development, SJW narratives, Mary Sue, and utter universe internal contradictions.

Just watch the YouTubes our there....

With that said, the force ghost Han will return (even though he never used the force) and confess his gay love for Luke. Luke will reciprocate.

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Why Do People Hate Jews???

by minimus in

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i have never understood anti-semitism .why sooo much hatred?.

MeanMrMustard

Isn’t it the Jews that are hiding the truth from people for the sole purpose of maintaining their control over the world’s highest institutions : mainly that the earth is flat ?

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What will JJ Abrams and Disney do for Star Wars episode IX?

by LoveUniHateExams in

i heard that jj abrams has finished the screenplay and they'll be starting to shoot the final episode soon.. so where will the story go?.

han solo is dead, snoke is dead, leia can only have a very limited role at best because carrie fisher unfortunately died .... plus, rey has already defeated the main villain once before, in her first lightsaber fight (in the force awakens, because 'ovaries!

', i guess xd).. and she saved his ass against snoke's elite guards (in the last jedi) - so it will be difficult to film any kind of dramatic tension between rey and kylo ren.. i won't be seeing this film in the cinema or buying it on dvd but i am kinda curious how things will pan out .... what do you think?.

MeanMrMustard

Luke will come back as a force ghost for the purposes of 1) saving more alien horses, 2) to procure more milk from the ball sack tits of some alien sea cow (it’s in high demand in the force ghost realm), and 3) torment Kilo with “Its a small world after all” each and every time he takes a crap, knowing full well Kilo can’t do a damn thing.

Note: those were not listed in the order of importance.

Scam Baiters - hacking the scammers

by MeanMrMustard in

i thought i would share two youtube channels that i recently found.

enter the world of scam baiters - people who seek out and backwards hack the scammers.. we’ve all seen the scam pop ups, haven’t we?

or have you been cold called by a scammer?

MeanMrMustard

I thought I would share two YouTube channels that I recently found. Enter the world of scam baiters - people who seek out and backwards hack the scammers.

We’ve all seen the scam pop ups, haven’t we? Or have you been cold called by a scammer? I certainly have. Normally when I get a scammer cold call, claiming they received a “signal” from my computer that it was infected by a virus, I play dumb and try to waste as much time as possible.

But these guys... they take it to another level. They honeypot the scammers, actively call the numbers on the pop ups, and pull them in with the goal of installing RAT tools on their machines. In the case of Koko, he takes over an entire scammer network, obtaining IDs, images, recordings, bank account passwords, and even issues refunds to the people who were scammed.

Here is the channel if Jim Browning, a fella based out of the UK:

The link is to his latest video. A link to his channel didn’t seem to work:

https://youtu.be/uLh8nMGLDYs

And here is Koko’s channel:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3FbBk4zfMktUG666FbYGWA

Very entertaining, but be prepared to sink some time into the videos.

Enjoy!

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ECHR Rules Against Free Speech

by cofty in

the european court of human rights ruled against an austrian woman who claimed calling the prophet muhammad a pedophile was protected by free speech.

... the woman in 2009 held two seminars entitled "basic information on islam," during which she likened muhammad's marriage to a six-year-old girl, aisha, to pedophilia.. the marriage according to islamic tradition was consummated when aisha was nine and muhammad was around 50. aisha was the daughter of muhammad's best friend and the first caliph, abu bakr.. the court cited the austrian women stating during the seminar that muhammad "liked to do it with children" and "... a 56-year-old and a six-year-old?

... what do we call it, if it is not pedophilia?".

MeanMrMustard

@deegee:

Indeed that is the point. Do you think that the ECHR would fine you for the content of your previous post? Well maybe they would because you said “Mohammad is in good company...” But other than that, claiming the Christian God is a pedo will get you affirming knods from non-Christians, and eye rolls from devout Christians.

It won’t result in a hate speech fine. And it also won’t result in a beheading with a dull bitter knife.

#TheOnlyGoodMuslimIsABadMuslim

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Serious Issue ....... that MUST be Addressed !!!!!

by Simon in

this is such an important issue, more and more people are succumbing to what must be some viral outbreak wreaking havoc in the world.. i'm talking about unnecessary punctuation.. it's easy to become infected.

you want to write something and add some emphasis so you add an exclamation mark to make it "important!

" but dang, it's not important enough is it??

MeanMrMustard

what about the epidemic of posts without any sort of puctuation at all it’s just one long stream of words with no breaks in thought we are all left trying to figure out when one sentence ends and the next begins good lord almighty it is the most annoying thing in the world even proper capitalization is left by the side of the road to rot

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Wacky Baccy Eh! Cannabis Now Legal in Canada

by Simon in

so canada has legalized pot / marijuana / cannabis and you can go to stores today and buy some.

the local news is covering it here in calgary with crowds of thousands expected at one of only 2 stores licensed in the city but last i saw, there were only 7 people in the line so who knows how popular it will be.

i imagine all the people who really wanted to get it could already get it easily so this is more about expanding the market to new users who will be less inclined to queue for hours on day 1.. apparently you'll also be able to purchase online with discreet delivery by canada post.

MeanMrMustard

@Simon:

Is it heavily taxed? Mildly? .... or dare I contemplate, lightly to none at all?!

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What Is Your Opinion Of Melania Trump?

by minimus in

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i think she’s very intelligent and dignified.

plus, in my humble opinion, i rate her as the most attractive first lady ever..

MeanMrMustard

Since Donald Trump colluded with Russia, and it is well known that Russians kill fluffy bunnies for fun, Donald Trump is complicit in fluffy bunny killing. Bunnies were the main characters in the movie Zootopia, which is a favorite for my daughter. Therefore, Donald Trump hates what my daughter likes, and therefore hates little innocent children and bunnies. Melania is married to Trump, and watches all this hatred occur. Which logically means she hates children, bunnies, and probably eats them for dinner.

She is clearly a horrible person.

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OCT. 9 2018 US Department of Justice Now Investigating WatchTower for Extremist Activity

by keinlezard in

https://soundcloud.com/rick-fearon/oct-9-2018-us-department-of-justice-now-investigating-watchtower-for-extremist-activity.

i trust rick fearon ... but it seem to me a so big thing ... that i can't really believe it !!!.

and the reason of doj , seem to strange : "jw purchased fire arms" ???

MeanMrMustard

BS - the Kerfuffles would never let the WT get investigated.

They will, however, crush Rick. Don’t mess with the Kerfuffles. We are probably all at risk now, just for mentioning it. Everyone, quickly shut off your computer.