this all may prompt a new WT-article:
"What we can learn from - Adam"
subtitle : Do not procrastinate following Gods commands
After God created a wife for Adam, what was his first command ? Genesis 1:28 "be fruitful and become many "
Now did Adam right away follow this pointed direction from the former GB (at this time called Jehovah or Yahwe) ?
Evidently he already developed a wicked heart of disobedience, since he did not appreciate the kind provision to produce offspring, he rather looked after his garden. Maybe he was thinking about building a big house in this system of things, making a career as gardener or even pursuing higher education by studying too much the animals around him. Even worse, in order to avoid producing offspring he must have evidently masterbated.
If he would have followed the example of his offspring Noah, who "did just so", he would have right away intercourse and made proper use of his given sexual organs. Then all the mess we have now would not have happened, and we as GB would not have to teach you dumbasses always the same things....
Now, at least, learn from his bad example, and listen to us, obey and be blessed.
Maybe, you will be able to wipe our ass in the coming paradise....