Posts by JRK

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I NEED AN OPERATION!

by Maddie in

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i have just been told that i have an ovarian cyst and need an operation to remove it.

apparently ihave had it a long time and it is a rather bizarre form of cyst called a dermoid cyst.

i was wondering if any of the ladies on jwn have had the same type or know anything about them?

JRK

Maddie,

From an old friend in the States, may you recieve all blessings. A kiss for you on the forehead, and numerous hugs, as you walk down this road. Thank God you have sociallized medicine!

JK

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The Second Coming of Michael Jackson

by What-A-Coincidence in

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the following has been confirmed by the witchtower bubble and trick society.... los angeles, ca, usa the numerous michael jackson sightings since his tragic death on june 25th gained credibility today when the jackson family finally revealed that the reason he has yet to be buried is that his corpse has been missing since three days after his death.. .

biblical scholars were astounded to discover that the previously reported "needle marks" on jackson's corpse were perfectly aligned with the wounds on the corpse of the previous incarnation of the messiah when the full autopsy report was revealed earlier this week.

even the scarring on jackson's scalp corresponds with the wounds left by the crown of thorns.. .

JRK

May I grab my crotch in his memory, and have a glove mysteriously lost while dating Brooke Shields (her name almost sounds like a contraceptive device). Ooh ooh. (Moonslide . . .)

JK

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"Have you ever been in love?"

by compound complex in

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horrible isn't it?

it makes you so vulnerable.

it opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.

JRK

Those damned individuals don't stick to the plan.

JK

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sigh The heartbreak of early onset Algorezheimer's Disease.

by Nathan Natas in

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oh al, we hardly knew ye!.

al gore: blizzard of 2011 may be so fierce because of global warmingfeb 2, 2011 3:05 pm - see: http://www.aolnews.com/2011/02/02/al-gore-blizzard-of-2011-may-be-so-fierce-because-of-global-war/?icid=main%7chtmlws-main-n%7cdl2%7csec3_lnk1%7c198858somebody put a cork in his piehole, please!.

JRK

I am still trying to find a Manbearpig.

JK

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questions you could never get answers to

by deservingone26 in

i remember when i was going to the meetings there were questions that i had which i could never get good answers too.

just one of them i had was how to explain how you knew if you were one of the one hundred and forty four thousand.

i remember trying to explain this to one of my work friends and the reasoning of you just know, like you know if u are a boy or girl sounded stupid to him.

JRK

One question I had was about having a party, and being blamed if attendees got in trouble afterwards. That is the reason the Society gave for not having big gatherings.

I asked an elder, "What is the biggest party JW's have each year? It is the District Convention. I know of individuals that got in trouble after the sessions. Does this mean that the Chairman, or the Watchtower Society share blame for the misconduct?"

No answer.

JK

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