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  I am SO tempted ! to join the FSM Church !

  by Phizzy in

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  the netherlands has recognized the church of the flying spagetti monster as an official religion !!.

  i am so tempted to join it openly, and see what the reaction of the jw's is, surely they should df me for joining another religion?.

  but how silly would that make them look !

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  Heaven

  Go for it Phizzy... and let us know all about their doctrines/dogma.

  
  
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  Thought control - sexual fantasizing is wrong - May 2016 Watchtower

  by Listener in

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  >>the bible reveals that jehovah issaddened when people pursue a wick-ed course and ‘the inclination of theirthoughts is only bad all the time.’ (readgenesis 6:5, 6.

  ) from this we can per-ceive that sexual fantasizing is wrongbecause it can lead to serious sin that isforbidden in the scriptures and is out ofharmony with jehovah’s way of think-ing.the disciple james wrote: “the wis-dom from above is first of all pure, thenpeaceable, reasonable, ready to obey,full of mercy and good fruits, impar-tial, not hypocritical.” (jas.

  3:17) beingaware of this, we should be moved toreject entertainment that fuels impurethoughts and inclinations.

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  So the Slave is pretty idiotic... I mean, what more way to get people thinking about sexual fantasies than writing an article and talking about not having them?
  
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  Hey ya'll! My first post. Please help. In need of advice/comfort.

  by Stepford Wife in

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  hey ya'll!

  i have been lurking for years on this site and others but never had the courage to post anything.

  actually i was afraid of posting on an apostate site in the event i was wrong.

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  Welcome Stepford Wife/TD!

  This is worth repeating.... Don't meet with the elders. You owe them nothing.

  If you feel pressured into putting in a Serve-Us Report, count your posting time here on JWN.
  
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  When Captain America Throws His Mighty Shield!

  by Cold Steel in

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  how does the society feel about two of marvel's most popular avengers?.

  first, captain america.

  the star-spangled man with a plan.

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  Captain America's pants are too tight. Yeah!
  
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  "There will be earthquakes...."

  by Fisherman in

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  given: the prophecy is true.. what did jesus mean?

  i have an app that alerts me of any earthquake all over the world.

  since i got the app, it is one earthquake after another all over the world.

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  Heaven

  And just think, if God had been a little more intelligent, he could have constructed the Earth to never have any earthquakes.
  
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  What are the biggest holes in the ransom sacrifice?

  by Half banana in

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  how honest are the proponents of jesus as the ransom sacrifice?.

  curious to see what type of response there is on a topic like this or does their study only seek to confirm their preconceptions and ignore uncomfortable facts?.

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  Heaven

  I think there are a couple of huge gaping holes...

  1) Jesus of Nazareth is the son of God.

  2) That there is some sort of original sin that requires a human sacrifice.
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  Proof the earth can be flat

  by slimboyfat in

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  "our perception of reality has more to do with what is going on in here (our brain) than what's going on out there (in the world).".

  http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03g221y.

  is it a dark square or a light square?

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  Heaven

  I think it's time for a Schrodinger's Cat thread.
  
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  Science Alert Quiz

  by cofty in

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  take the test fellow hominids.... i got 7/7.

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  Heaven

  7/7.

  I like the statement about if there was/is a Creator, he really likes beetles.
  
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  The Deep Things of Jehovah(tm). What are they?

  by punkofnice in

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  i just wondered.

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  Heaven

  The deep things of Jehovah conjure up a mental picture of the manure pile that used to be out back behind our barn.

  
  
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  Im sick of my life

  by BlackWolf in

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  sorry but i really feel like i need to rant right now.

  recently my dad was made an elder so my family has been doing a lot more "theocratic" activities lately.

  every morning i wake up and put on my itchy dress and stupid makeup and heels and then pretend that i love what i'm doing and that everybody is my friend when in reality i feel horrible and all the other teenage girls at my hall hate me for some reason.

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  Heaven

  When they start talking crap, in your mind, go to your Happy Place. Or... refute everything they are saying silently in your mind. This is what I used to do. Let them babble on, they like to do that. When they're done, say something inane like 'Hmmm, interesting.' or change the subject or even better "Well, I have to go to the washroom. Excuse me." and walk away.

  So Black Wolf, what post-secondary school(s) are you thinking you'd like to attend? Please let us know and list your reasons why this/these particular schools interest you. Keep thinking about the future, keep planning for it.