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  JW. Net heals a JW Physician and his patient!

  by abiather in

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  i met a jw physician last month, by chance, in a waiting lounge!

  i moved to the seat next to him and asked him: are you one of jws?.

  surprised, he responded: i was, till last year.

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  To relieve constipation drink lots of water and eat a diet high in fibre. Psyllium husk works well for constipation along with some specific herbal teas such as senna.  Dandelion tea acts as a mild laxative as does green tea. Coffee helps too.
  
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  Christian missionary whinges about the prosperity of Kenya

  by cofty in

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  jessica tidwell arrived in nairobi ready to heroically preach the gospel to destitute, half-naked peasants, living in mud huts and covered in "bug bites".. when she discovered that nairobi was in fact a prosperous, modern city with people in expensive clothes buying food and electronic goods in shopping malls, she was dejected and said so in her missionary blog.. the comments section below her blog entry is well worth a read.... here is bob marley's take on self-centred western christian missionaries.. "we're going to chase those crazy baldheads out of town".

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  Simon says: Their life is to tell you that you need to live yours like them, LOL

  This angers and saddens me all at the same time. A long running tradition from the get go with the Christian cult. Believe the way we do, Convert or Die. Their long running and bloody legacy stands as a testament to this.
  
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  Caleb & Sofia have Mormon cousins

  by wifibandit in

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  this was pointed out by throwingawayjehovah.

  http://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/2lnkst/this_was_in_a_mormon_catalog_that_got_sent_to_us/.

  http://www.coreyegbert.com/blog/i-want-to-be-baptized.

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  Wow...

  Just saw this... man oh man ... "The Holy Ghost is Like a Blanket" (wtf?)
  

  More like a monkey on your back you can't get rid of. 
  
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  The WT is making a broadway musical about a cart, no joke!

  by EndofMysteries in

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  2. beliefs

  i'm literally speechless on this.

  mixed between a big wth, rofl, dumbest thing ever made, and shock that wt actually made this and is taking it seriously!

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxvnn04xd3u.

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  hoser said: I watched it and I'm not really sure which direction  the watchtower is going in.  Maybe they don't know either. 

  I'm going with lower... they are definitely sinking lower.
  
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  Christian missionary whinges about the prosperity of Kenya

  by cofty in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  jessica tidwell arrived in nairobi ready to heroically preach the gospel to destitute, half-naked peasants, living in mud huts and covered in "bug bites".. when she discovered that nairobi was in fact a prosperous, modern city with people in expensive clothes buying food and electronic goods in shopping malls, she was dejected and said so in her missionary blog.. the comments section below her blog entry is well worth a read.... here is bob marley's take on self-centred western christian missionaries.. "we're going to chase those crazy baldheads out of town".

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  Christians need to let go of this unnatural need to convert everyone. Give it up and go home. Have a life. Sheesh!
  
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  I was shy on my first JW.ORG Video, I am so happy sharing God's Organization with you!

  by JWCart1975 in

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  jw.org is the fastest growing media outlet in the world, our local cobe said we are going to take the media from satan's wicked world!

  repent before it's too late and come back to the kingdom hall with all your loving brothers and sisters!

  you won't find happiness without jehovah's organization and you know it!

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  Some people just have way too much time on their hands. 
  
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  DON'T PANIC — Hans Rosling showing the facts about population

  by cantleave in

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  an incredible lecture that uses statistics to show that the world is much better than many people think.. the challenge of population explosion - has been solved.. the challenge of extreme poverty is within our grasp.. the challenge of climate change - well that's something we need to focus on,,,,,,,,, take an hour watch this, it dispels the doom and gloom preached by many.

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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fack2knc08e.

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  Hans Rosling is an excellent speaker. I'm always envious of people who have this skill as I suck at presenting.

  When I was in school, I was pretty good at math. I applied my skills to what the Jehovah's Witnesses were claiming... that they were preaching to all the inhabited Earth.

  Now as a kid, we all have a pretty good BS Meter. This claim was setting mine off big time. 

  

  
  

  It is mathematically impossible for 7 million JWs to preach to over 7 billion people in the world. The math just doesn't add up. Coupled with the fact that JWs aren't in all countries and that some countries have been avoided by the Watchtower shows this isn't happening either. 

  Indigenous tribes of people continue to be discovered that were previously unknown. For generations these people have been born, lived their lives, and died without ever hearing 'the good news of God's Kingdom' from a JW. They've never heard of Jesus either.

  To me, this just illustrates the ridiculous claims from religion. 

  Hans' stats do the same. Religions fear monger... they try to tell us things are bad so you better sign up with God/Jesus to be saved. And give us your money. 

  No. Sign up to do something constructive and positive for the world (like Taslima in the video).
  

  
  

  
  
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  sooner's new job

  by BigMike in

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  Congratulations sooner/Big Mike! Always good to see us 'misfits' succeed. 
  
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  Map of blasphemy laws

  by rebel8 in

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  wth canada?!

  that one surprised me the most.. end-blasphemy-laws.org.

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  I am proud to be a blasphemer! Maybe I should get a button made up ... hmmm...

  

  
  
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  HOW EXACTLY does god communicate with or direct the GB?

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
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  we're all familiar with the organisations claims (and have seen the flow diagrams in books and mags) that the gb is "directed by god".

  in turn, the local elders are "directed by god".

  so, how exactly do they suppose this happens?

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  There is no 'how for God'. The old farts in Brooklyn ...  Walkill ... wherever ... just bend over and pull something out of their butts.

  Some 30 odd years ago, I asked both my parents at the same time "Is God directing the Watchtower?"

  To me, this is THE question to answer. The reason: it doesn't matter whether the answer is Yes or No, it shows this group is f'ed up and shouldn't be taken seriously at all.

  So, at exactly the same time, my Dad answers "No." and my Mom answers "Yes."

  You should have seen the "Holy Shiite!" look pass between them.  It was priceless.  :0)