140 ... no, wait, 100 years of Christ's rule where Armageddon has yet to occur as promised many, many times. But it is close... imminent in fact.
Don't buy any green bananas and definitely, NO TIGHT PANTS, including undergarments, and NO COLOURFUL SOCKS!
2014 is the year I became retirement eligible. So much for not needing to go to high school and not needing a career.
I predict that the wackness will continue from Botchtower. It will be interesting to see what 2015 will bring.