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  Praise Jibbers Crabst! (The oatmeal)

  by bohm in

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  this is too funny.

  pay attention to sign language girl, she is soo funny.

  and praise jibbers crabs!.

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  The Bombardier Beetle... another loving provision from Jehovah :

  

  
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  I went to my little cousins 1 year old birthday party and thoroughly enjoyed it.

  by joe134cd in

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  i got an invite from some none j bud family members to go to my little cousins 1 year old birthday party.

  this is going to sound weird but in my 40 years of living this is the 1st birthday i've ever attended.

  i thoroughly enjoyed it.

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  Children playing makes Jehovah sad.

  No kidding... they should be out in Field Serve-Us, not kibitzing about!
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  I tried to make an elder feel guilty for shunning his 2 children.

  by Jeannette in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  i ran into an elder the other day at walmart.

  he's a fairly good man and has a wife that is very sickly.

  so sickly in fact i don't know how she's holding on.

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  How is it so many jw are 'sickly'..? It is my observation that jw as a group are the unhealthiest people.

  zeb, when one marinates oneself in toxic ooze for years it is bound to affect your health.
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  I went to my little cousins 1 year old birthday party and thoroughly enjoyed it.

  by joe134cd in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i got an invite from some none j bud family members to go to my little cousins 1 year old birthday party.

  this is going to sound weird but in my 40 years of living this is the 1st birthday i've ever attended.

  i thoroughly enjoyed it.

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  Heaven

  Glad you went and had a great time.

  Oh, and I bet no lobbing off of heads occurred either.

  I've attended a number of birthday parties in my 51 years of life and NEVER, EVER have any heads been chopped off. No deaths have occurred whatsoever.
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  Pope Francis: All dogs go to heaven

  by NewYork44M in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i always wonders, and now i know.

  thank you pope francis.. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/12/world/europe/dogs-in-heaven-pope-leaves-pearly-gate-open-.html?action=click&contentcollection=sunday%20book%20review&module=mostemailed&version=fullion=marginalia&src=me&pgtype=article.

  does this include the dogs that end up on the dinner table in some cultures?

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  What about horses? Inquiring minds wanna know!
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  Kentucky Withdraws $18m Tax Break for Ken Ham

  by cofty in

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  2. current

  common sense has prevailed.

  kentucky won't be helping ken ham lie to children at his new noah's ark theme park after all.. sorry i don't have time to write a summary but click here for the story....

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  Why is it religious nutters like Ken Ham don't take this kinda money and put it to better use like feeding the starving and healing the sick like their God told them to?
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  Why We Observe the Lord’s Evening Meal - Jan 2015

  by berrygerry in

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  2. bible

  any still attending who are going to give a comment about last year's memorial study article?.

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  This is only to be done until Jesus returns. JWs believe he returned back in 1914 so why are they still celebrating this?
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  Merry Pantsmas Everyone!

  by Billy the Ex-Bethelite in

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  2. humour

  okay, i posted this in a thread that got locked and buried.

  since then i've been really busy and have overdosed on christmas music in the past week.

  so, i'm resurrecting this "holy day" holiday that most people will unknowingly be celebrating tomorrow.

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  Oooookkkk.... some Panta Claus...

  
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  1 Corinthians 11:3

  by XBEHERE in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  rnwt "but i want you to know that the head of every man is the christ; in turn the head of a woman is the man; in turn, the head of the christ is god.".

  sexism aside, how does the wt/gb explain their absolute power over the sheeples based on this scripture?

  where are they located in the model listed in that scrtipture?

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  They've taken over for Jesus since the guy seems to be somewhat impotent at fulfilling whatever prophecy mankind dreams up for him.
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  Praise Jibbers Crabst! (The oatmeal)

  by bohm in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is too funny.

  pay attention to sign language girl, she is soo funny.

  and praise jibbers crabs!.

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  The Bombardier Beetle?! Holy Crap!