Posts by God_Delusion

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JW Elder Talks About the Aurora Victims - This is Quite Sick

by God_Delusion in

hi guys & gals,.

the news about the aurora victims has spread worldwide and even in tiny cyprus do our hearts go out to the victims families.. .

unfortunately, the watchtower society doesn't see it that way.. .

God_Delusion

Hi guys & gals,

The news about the Aurora victims has spread worldwide and even in tiny Cyprus do our hearts go out to the victims families.

Unfortunately, the Watchtower Society doesn't see it that way.
My latest article discusses what was said about the Aurora victims in yesterdays public talk. I do advise that some of what you'll read is quite disturbing, especially if you're not accustomed to WBT (Watchtower Brainwashing Techniques).

http://www.jehovahswitnessblog.com/cult/mourn-the-aurora-victims/

Love, Teeny Pyjamas

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Are Jehovah's Witnesses in Denial?

by God_Delusion in

howdy guys & gals,.

do you remember the good old days on here when there were trolls aplenty?

it's such a shame those days are behind us.

God_Delusion

Cheers for compliment Found Sheep.

The funny thing is that the chat up lines really do work - not directly, but most sisters think you're funny, or desperate. Chances are they are too (not funny, but deperate).

Before you know it, you're in a chaperoned date.

Anyway, back on point - they are all in denial. To deny that proves my point.

I wrote an article a while back that pointed to the fact that more than 90% of JW's don't really believe in what they preach. If they did - if they really believed that the end was so close - they would have sold their homes, rented a bedsit and pioneered 10 hours a day.

Regards,
Jaymes

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Are Jehovah's Witnesses in Denial?

by God_Delusion in

howdy guys & gals,.

do you remember the good old days on here when there were trolls aplenty?

it's such a shame those days are behind us.

God_Delusion

Howdy guys & gals,

Do you remember the good old days on here when there were trolls aplenty? It's such a shame those days are behind us. But, as all good things must come to an end, it seems as though this forum has matured to the state where even if a troll was seen galavanting around the JWn hills, no one would give a damn.

On the other hand, take my website - JWB - it's two and a bit years old now and finally coming into its own. The best thing that's happened in recent weeks is the trolling. I decided to run a campaign on Facebook and to my surprise, Facebook approved the ads. Unfortunately, all the JW's that are interested in "Jehovah", "Watchtower" and the like, weren't too pleased. A massive amount of Jehovah's Witnesses (or so they say) have started attacking us with petulant posts, either within the articles we write or on our Facebook Page.

Andrew, one of the JWB authors and my closest friend, frankly had enough of them today and so wrote this article - http://www.jehovahswitnessblog.com/jehovahs-witness-beliefs/jehovahs-witness-denial/

If I am honest, I quite like the recent trolling activity. After all, bad publicity is good publicity. When JW's attack us, don't they realise how it looks to someone that is merely interested? Obviously not. I mean, I've written a few articles that talk about what it'll be like after Armageddon - you know - when all the good Brothers and Sisters will be shovelling dead babies into common graves. Instead of trying to shed some positive light on that horrid fact, we get "and we can't wait to see the crows pecking out your eyes" comments.

The fact remains - since the beginning of JWB, we have set the JWB Guarantee, which states that if someone can disprove any part of an article we've published, we'll take it down and provide an apology. Since January 2010, we've not recieved one email challenging us. Pity.

When are they going to learn? Hopefully never...

Regards,
Jaymes

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JW Urban Legend - The Demonised Teddy Bear

by God_Delusion in

howdy guys and girls!.

how many of you have heard the jehovah's witness urban legend about the demonised teddy bear?.

if you're from north london and were a witness during the late eighties and early nineties, there's a good chance you would have heard it.. i was lucky enough to have played a part in the actual account!.

God_Delusion

Howdy guys and girls!

How many of you have heard the Jehovah's Witness Urban Legend about the demonised teddy bear?

If you're from North London and were a Witness during the late eighties and early nineties, there's a good chance you would have heard it.

I was lucky enough to have played a part in the actual account!

http://www.jehovahswitnessblog.com/funnies/the-evil-ted/

Please tell us your urban myths. The best one wins a donut (or doughnut - if you're from my neck of the woods).

Regards,
Jaymes "Teeny Pyjamas" Payten

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No more 3-day DCs starting in 2013?

by respectful_observer in

apologies if there is another recent thread on this, but i have heard from 4 different people in 3 different geographic areas (including someone who does advance work for the dcs), that beginning in 2013 the three day dc program will be replaced by a second two-day circuit assembly.

some people were passing the info along like a secret, others seemed to think that everyone already knew.. if everyone in j-dub land is already talking about this, how is it not all over this forum??.

anyway, can anyone confirm or deny?.

God_Delusion

Isn't it great how Jehovah - the guy who created the plants and then the Sun - can't seem to create small pieces of green paper with images of some dead guys on them?

It's interesting how Jehovah seems to run out of money...

Regards,
Jaymes

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Jehovah's Witness Convention Dramas

by God_Delusion in

howdy,.

the district convention here in cyprus is over for another year.

being english, we attend the english speaking section of the convention and are submitted to the incredible american accents that bellow over the tannoy.. anyway, here's my take on the dramas.

God_Delusion

I'm glad you like it Thomas.

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Jehovah's Witness Convention Dramas

by God_Delusion in

howdy,.

the district convention here in cyprus is over for another year.

being english, we attend the english speaking section of the convention and are submitted to the incredible american accents that bellow over the tannoy.. anyway, here's my take on the dramas.

God_Delusion

Howdy,

The District Convention here in Cyprus is over for another year. Being English, we attend the English Speaking section of the convention and are submitted to the incredible American accents that bellow over the tannoy.

Anyway, here's my take on the dramas. Let me know if I strike a chord...

http://www.jehovahswitnessblog.com/conventions/jehovahs-witness-convention-dramas/

Regards,
Jaymes

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Aren't Jehovah's Witness Child Baptisms Lovely?

by God_Delusion in

howdy guys and gals!.

aren't jehovah's witness child baptisms lovely?.

http://www.jehovahswitnessblog.com/baptism/child-baptisms/.

God_Delusion

Hi guys,

The image is of a 7 year old Mormon girl getting baptised.

Whilst writing this article, I found the image and used it. Personally, I don't think the image has anything to do with the article not being read and understood. If a JW wants to use the image as a way out, you need to tell them that you know what they're doing and that it can't detract from the fact that a 7 year old got baptised.

Regards,
Jaymes

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