There is no such thing as Tourettes Syndrome - It's just smart people having fun.
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hippikon
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What The F..................!
by Englishman inmaybe i'm in need of some enlightenment here.
through the means of educational tv (such as the simpsons), i have always thought that a sufferer from tourettes syndrome cussed and swore for most of his waking life.. however, just a few moments ago, i encountered this in thursdays the times:.
manchester united expect to complete the acquisition of tim howard, the american goalkeeper who suffers from tourettes syndrome, within a fortnight.
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Book on Ebay re: JW and mental illness
by Freedomrules inis anyone familiar with this book?
i have noticed many wits have problems with depression and bipolar disorder.
i have a condition known as panic disorder, which is classified as a mental illness, no one else in my family has this condition.
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hippikon
What book are you refering?
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A Guide to Australia
by hippikon in1. the bigger the hat, the smaller the farm.. .
2. the shorter the nickname, the more they like you.. .
3. whether it's the opening of parliament, or the launch of a new art.
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Disfellowshiping for Dummies
by Rainmakerone inwould love to hear about some seriously botched disfellowshiping cases.
u know the ones that could have been handled better by a trio of rhesus monkeys.
like when my auntie had an affair with a circuit overseer and they told her " no matter what u say, no matter how repentant u are, u are definately going down for this!!!!
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hippikon
I can be bribed with beer
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Disfellowshiping for Dummies
by Rainmakerone inwould love to hear about some seriously botched disfellowshiping cases.
u know the ones that could have been handled better by a trio of rhesus monkeys.
like when my auntie had an affair with a circuit overseer and they told her " no matter what u say, no matter how repentant u are, u are definately going down for this!!!!
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hippikon
yes - I have a few but not for public consumption I'm afraid. I could tell you but then I would have to shoot you.
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So I quit smoking today..
by Aztec in...and i'm feeling pretty good right now.
i quit, cold turkey, this morning.
it's been almost 24 hours since my last cigarette.
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hippikon
Keep going girl - do anything to take your mind of it. And if you do break try again. I quit using the patches. They took the edge of the cravings - not a cure but just an aid
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What physical activites do you practice?
by JH indo you try to stay in good shape?
to be healthy and stay healthy one must do a minimum of physical activites, even if it's only a small walk once in a while.
no matter who you are, you must do a minimum of physical activities to stay healthy.. i walk alot, and go on bike once in a while.
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hippikon
If the kids ain't home some times I have to go to the fridge to get my own beer.
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A Guide to Australia
by hippikon in1. the bigger the hat, the smaller the farm.. .
2. the shorter the nickname, the more they like you.. .
3. whether it's the opening of parliament, or the launch of a new art.
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hippikon
1. The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm.
2. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you.
3. Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art
gallery there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by a
sausage sizzle.
4. If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he's probably a
media billionaire. Or on the other hand, he may be a wharfie.
5. There is no food that cannot be improved by the application of tomato sauce.
6. On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by placing them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out.
7. Industrial design knows of no article more useful than the plastic
milk crate.
8. All our best heroes are losers.
9. The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue tongs from the hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags.
10. It's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to hold.
11. A thong is not a piece of scanty swimwear, as in America, but a fine example of Australian footwear. A group of sheilas wearing black rubber thongs may not be as exciting as you had hoped.
12. It is proper to refer to your best friend as "a total bastard". By
contrast, your worst enemy is "a bit of a bastard".
13. Historians believe the widespread use of the word "mate" can be
traced to the harsh conditions on the Australian frontier in the 1890s, and the development of a code of mutual aid, or mateship". Alternatively, Australians may just be really hopeless with names.
14. The wise man chooses a partner who is attractive not only to
himself, but to the mosquitoes.
15. If it can't be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, it's not worth fixing.
16. The most popular and widely praised family in any street is the one that has the swimming pool.
17. It's considered better to be down on your luck than up yourself.
18. The phrase "we've got a great lifestyle" means everyone in the
family drinks too much.
19. If invited to a party, you should take cheap red wine and then spend all night drinking the host's beer. (Don't worry, he'll have catered for it).
20. If there's any sort of free event or party within a hundred
kilometres, you'd be a mug not to go.
21. The phrase "a simple picnic" is not known. You should take
everything you own. If you don't need to make three trips back to the car, you're not trying.
22. Unless ethnic or a Pom, you are not permitted to sit down in your front yard, or on your front porch. Pottering about, gardening or leaning on the fence is acceptable. Just don't sit. That's what back- yards are for.
23. The tarred road always ends just after the house of the local mayor.
24. On picnics, the Esky is always too small, creating a food versus
grog battle that can only ever be solved by leaving the food behind. -
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I lost my baby
by kelpie ini come to you with a heavy heart and tears in my eyes.
tuesday 27th may 2003 at 12.30 am, i misscarried my first baby.
i was 9 weeks pregnant.
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hippikon
I realy don't know what to say. I'm very sory for your loss and I feel for you.
Please Please give me a ring if there is anything at all we can do.
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Post your talent's here.
by avishai ini was gonna finally post my "story" for my 500th post.
but, i chickened out & am going for fluff instead.
at least one of my talents are probably borg induced.
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