Posts by Magwitch

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October 2nd, 2014: The World Ends Tomorrow, Taking all Bets!

by Oubliette in

on october 2, 1914, charles taze russell, founder of the watchtower, announced that the gentile times have ended!.

tomorrow will be exactly 100 years since his historic announcment.. to commemorate this centennial occasion, i will gladly take bets in any amount of money that the world will not end tomorrow and that on friday, october 3rd, 2014 gmt, we will still all be here, for better or worse.. any die-hard jws interested in taking the other side of this friendly little wager?

still hoping the big "a" is coming tomorrow and your loving god, jehovah, is going to commit mass genocide and execute 99.9% of earth's population because they don't follow the dictates the 7 members of the "faithful and discreet slave," aka, the governing body of jehovah's witnesses?.

Magwitch

I have a lot of money on my Buffs Saturday (cannot spare anymore $ Oubiette) and a really cute guy is coming with me to the game.

Please hold winds back 'till Sunday Hova...........Please let me have one more weekend of debauchery!!!

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Where Are You on The Witno Scale?

by tresdecu in

jw
friends

1 - still think it's the truth ...came to this site cause danger is your middle name.. 2 - concerned, smoething's amiss but still believe.

3 - 98% sure it's bs, but still go for / with family.

4 - anger / denial, inactive with minimal attendance (ie memorial, spec talk etc).

Magwitch

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One of the marijuana shops here in Boulder is having a sale today........

by Magwitch in

for those on the board that are unfamiliar with marijuana, each strain of weed is given a name.

this particular one has my attention :).

today's special.......... save 20% off our featured strain......light of jah.

Magwitch

For those on the board that are unfamiliar with marijuana, each strain of weed is given a name. This particular one has my attention :)

Today's special.........

SAVE 20% OFF OUR FEATURED STRAIN......LIGHT OF JAH

I cannot wait to try it :)

In the event anyone wants in on this sale here is the website........thefarmco.com

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October 1914? Really?

by sylvlef in

km august 2014, page 3 paragraph 6(article for this week's service meeting):.

"the month of october 2014 will see the 100th anniversary of the establishment of the kingdom.

for this occasion a special edition of the watchtower will be on this theme.".

Magwitch

Marking

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Not willing to meet with Elders? DF?

by thedepressedsoul in

if a person says that they are not willing to meet with the elders or does not meet with them, will that get them df'ed?

there is a rumor about a person who has left the truth (went inactive) about being imoral.

they do not have the 2 person witness so they can't take actions because of this.

Magwitch

I refused to show up. They kept setting up committee meetings and leaving me phone messages where and when to show up, and I absolutely did not show up. They sent me registered letters that I would never sign for. I heard it was turned over to three different committees over an eighteen month period. The last committee was made up of a young group of elders, one being someone that my husband and I had met in the door 2 door work and studied with. The 3rd committee decided to DF me in my absense. They sent me a registered letter to notify me of the decision (that I did not sign for). Eventually they notified some elders in a hall in another town that knew my father in still another town. They called him and asked him to notify me that I was DF'ed. Message received. It was very anti climatic - my father called me while I was sitting in traffic on my way to work on a Monday morning. He gave me the news and then we talked about his pet chckens and the weather.

I did not care what their decision was. But I did know that there was no way in hell I would EVER go sit before three men and talk my vagina. I was a dignified 40 something woman. NO REGRETS!

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Pixar the production company is jealous of Caleb and Sophia video's

by life is to short in

so said the co last night.. apparently a jw was on a flight and just happend to sit next to some big wig from pixar and when the man from pixar heard that he was a jw the pixar man just gushed over what great work that the watchtower has done in producing the caleb video's.

he siad he only wished pixar could do such great work.

the co said we are able to do it because we have free labor and jehovah behind us.. my husband stayed home from the meeting but wanted to tie in by phone and that is what the co said in his talk.. the co also talked about all the changes that have happened in the last ten years and how if some of the friends did not like it they needed and to quote him "they just needed to get over it" these changes are going to happned period.

Magwitch

Wow! That is a pretty hefty load of bullshit!!!! And they all just nod their heads and take it in as absolute "Twoof"

I was watching an episode of 'True Detective' last night. Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey were at some religious meeting. Their comversation reminded me of what most would say if they attended the KH......

Mcconaughey....What do think the average IQ of this group is?

Harrelson.....What do you know about these people?

Mcconaughey......Just observation and deduction. I see a propensity for obesity. Poverty. A yen for fairy tales. Folks putting what few bucks theyt have into a little wicker basket being passed around. I think it is safe to say nobody here's going to be splitting the atom.

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My frist email letter from my JW Dad. So sad...

by suavojr in

jw
friends

i am in my early 30s and woke up to ttatt in late 2012. my dad just turned 65 in june!

wow, i never saw that being possible.. .

he just got himself a computer and was able to get internet in a remote location where he is serving as an elder with my mom (where the need is great) i was happy to see how he was able to send me a few notes saying hi and i was able to share some pictures of my wife and family, etc.. .

Magwitch

Skeeter...... Spot on!! I plan to memorize what you wrote for future use on my parents.

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Seventeen-and-a-half glorious minutes with the irrepressible Mr Lett

by rory-ks in

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friends

can't...tear...my...eyes...away.... .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx8db7m5mzq.

Magwitch

That pinky ring is just plain creepy. How could anyone trust a man wearing a pinky ring?

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Cinnamon Challenge, My 1st time.

by dazed but not confused in

i went camping in pagosa springs with my brother and his family last weekend.

i asked him if he wanted to do the "cinnamon challenge".

he had never heard of it before and i had never tried it.