(uther comes charging into this room he hasn't been in before on his trusty steed, dismounting quickly he scans the forum).
"fair folk of the realm....i saw this vid and decided i would bring it's mirth to you all!........would that we all were as vibrant as this pup about that which we derive enjoyment from!".
http://break.com/index/death-metal-puppy.html.
(Uther comes charging into this room he hasn't been in before on his trusty steed, dismounting quickly he scans the forum)
"Fair folk of the realm....I saw this Vid and decided I would bring it's Mirth to you all!........would that we ALL were as vibrant as this Pup about that which we derive enjoyment from!"
http://break.com/index/death-metal-puppy.html
(Leaping onto his Trusty Steed laughing hysterically.... Uther gallops away looking for other threads worthy of his notice!)...Uther out
ha, i knew that thread name would get your attention .
before you lynch me, hear me out.... found in the feb 1st 2008 watchtower p4, (and previously commented on here:http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/154113/1.ashx ).
is this startling piece of rhetoric:.
You make an eloquent reply inkling......( in your denial of Sagan endorsing WT).....however in naming your thread "Carl Sagan agrees with the Watchtower".....YOU brought on this "misunderstanding"........and you are VERY eloquent in your explanation......and I'm glad you clarified...what your "intention" was....however I think this is classic "SPIN" by you..........SPIN.......is something used by all intelligent debaters...I fault you for it not......I think you made a mistake by the verbiage used in the "naming" of this thread.............step up and admit it.....SPIN is an "ego" device...you need it not....the intelligence shown in your quoting of me and your reply SHOWS that you are capable of a Mea Culpa.....NOT Spin....your title of this thread wasn't an OOPS.........nuff said....Uther out
ha, i knew that thread name would get your attention .
before you lynch me, hear me out.... found in the feb 1st 2008 watchtower p4, (and previously commented on here:http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/154113/1.ashx ).
is this startling piece of rhetoric:.
.....you R dead WRONG inkling!........Carl Sagan is a Great Uncle of mine....if you watch "Cosmos".....it's available on video tape/DVD........till his last breath....he BELIEVED...science....led to positive proof of a "higher" being...much as Stephen Hawkings has.........I've got personal tapes of him.....he would've ABHORED "Watch Tower"...I assure you.........say what you will...I KNEW him...I RESPECT him....and U R WRONG in thy characterizations of him....do NOT tread on a good man!!!.....nuff said!...UTHER...out
....this idiot had deep seated problems...he PROSECUTED...entire prostituion rings.....he WRIRETAPPED enemies...and only got a 30% conviction rate.....he was and is despised by his ALLIES!....and had 1,000k's of enemies....he was a self described "Fucking Steamroller"....aaannddd spent over $80,000.00 of his campaign funds on the worlds oldest profession......he set himself ABOVE scrutiny,....his calling card was he was ABOVE reproach.........he RUINED peoples lives that got in his way!!!........aaanndd in the end game....got what he RICHLY deserved!!!!..........I LAUGH at his fall from Grace!!...nuff said...Uther..out
dozens of false prophecies and doctrinal "flip flops" but witnesses still claim........"but its the truth!
so, if there is a god or jehovah can he blame me for having doubts????
if i was in the governing body i would have learnt my lesson from russell's false predictions 1879 1914 etc........instead it continued........rutherford 1925......w.w 2........and franz "god's oricle" surley he got the message..........nope.....1975 and the generation of 1914....surely god will be merciful and say:"hey witness 007, it's not your fault!...they weren't speaking for me....no wonder you stumbled...come in to paradise!
....God does not "HATE"...period.......and anyone that tells you HE does has an agenda of their own........the "Watchtower Society" is a creation of "Man".......MEN who interpret the Bible and who have their own OPINIONS.......whether you choose to associate with them or to find your own path to have a relationship with the Lord......is NOT a cause for the Lord thy God to be even displeased...or for that matter even notice.....YOU still have a relationship w/HIM.........He cares not for the trivial prejudices of those MEN that may disapprove of you for not being still "in" their Society.......the Soul and the child he created is on the right path and has found a way to worship and honor HIM......and HE loves you....forever for it and waits for you to return....and is INCAPABLE of Hate...that is the purview of MEN......nuff said
generally i am a cool, calm and collected kinda guy.
no one dislikes me.
i go out of my way to make sure of it.
Doggone Sparrow that is really laying it all out there........good form...well done......I just learned a LOT about JW's just from reading your post.......my wife's whole family is in with'em...and I've heard stories..but reading your post really brought a lot of stories I'd heard to light...and gave me a much better understanding of what their about....good stuff....Great post!
here is the hypothetical question of the day - would you, or more appropriately, could you live forever in paradise on earth with jw's?
with the hypocrosy, silly elders, silly people... feeding lions and cleaning up after animals... everyone living by waterfalls, like the jw's always portray in they're psychotic pamphlets..... or would you rather be dead.
i, personally, would much rather be dead.
I think paradise will be FAR different than their version of it, so I'll take Paradise over being worm food anyday! However the thought of resurrected women that can't marry, running around needing attention is one aspect I wouldn't "mind" being right! LOL
are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,but never actually come close to reality?well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.you will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.. 1. when you are sad --i will help you get drunk and plot revenge againstthe sorry bastard who made you sad.. .
2. when you are blue -- i will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3.
when you smile -- i will know you are plotting something that i must be involved in.
...#'s 4 and 5 sounds like some friends of mine...LOL
