not one for all of that sissy crap (email forward)

by chickpea 4 Replies latest social humour

  • chickpea

    Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

    You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

    1. When you are sad --

    I will help you get drunk and plot revenge againstthe sorry bastard who made you sad.

    2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

    4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

    5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whinin

    6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

    7. When you are sick --

    Stay the hell away from me until you are well

    again. I don't want whatever you have.

    8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

    9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end

    'Why?' you may ask;

    'because you are my friend'.

    Friendship is like peeing your pants,

    everyone can see it,but only you can feel the true warmth.

    Send this to 10 of your closest friends,then get depressed because you can only think

    of 4.

  • dinah

    That is so true!!

    Especially #1 and #8. You would have to know my best friend to really appreciate #8.

  • Uther

    ...#'s 4 and 5 sounds like some friends of mine...LOL

  • babygirl75

    #3 & #8 would apply to me & my friends.....LOL


    LOL, I was thinking the same thing, Uther. By the way, I just love your name, it sounds so manly.

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