Posts by WTWizard

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Who knew that Halloween could be so much fun!

by HiddenPimo in

today is my first time celebrating halloween.

and it is just plain fun!

each new thing, birthdays, halloween, next thanksgiving and xmas are all proof that we were held back and restricted from enjoying life.. .

WTWizard

And, don't worry so much about razor blades or drugs in your candy. During the past 100 years, very few such incidents have happened, and more happened at home than by picking up tainted candy. They hype that up so much these days. Yes, there is always that chance of picking up something bad--about 100 or fewer legitimate incidents in 100 years. Just go out and have fun--the greater danger is getting hit by a car while trick or treating.

Even if you don't go out, it never hurts to hand out treats (obviously, I do not condone those few scumbags that do hand out poison or razor blades with their treats. Those filth belong in jail, for a good long time.) Get a few strings of Halloween LED lights and place them, or place a LED candle in a pumpkin (real or fake--the fake ones are reusable). And do you really need those hideous items? I find such things as bats, ghosts, witches, spiders, and the like to be just fine without fake crime scenes.

Ditto for Christmas. It is true that it follows the pagan sun worship festival (the sun "dies on the cross" three days before Christmas, then rises off the cross on Christmas Day). But that doesn't stop anyone from having fun that day. Be mindful to spend within your means, and that it is not the end of the world to have some fun that day. Whether or not you go to church is up to you. The only thing I ask is that you refrain from drinking and driving--which can get you in the hospital or jail for the holidays, giving you a dreary Christmas instead of a merry one.

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Do You Think Jehovah’s Witnesses Are A Threat To Any Government?

by minimus in

jw
friends

russia believes they are a threat.

the usa has put witnesses in jail in the past.

other countries look at jws as a nuisance.. do you think the witnesses are a threat to governments?

WTWizard

They are a threat to the whole world, as is any other bible, talmud, or quran reading and following group. And, the more they abide by one or more of these filthy documents that are all meant to enslave the whole world with black magic, the worse they are. The cat licks are also a potential threat, as are the protestant denominations. Judaism and islam are also dangerous.

To the extent they prepare a people for Noahide Law (and not so much Sharia Law, which is still quite horrible though not quite as dangerous as Noahide Law), these communist doctrines are a threat to our long-term existence. You want the whole world to be enslaved? Just keep following that bible (or other above listed documents), and you will probably get your wish.

Why Noahide Law? It is more deceptive. Sharia Law, as horrible as it is, is right in your face. With Noahide Law, it seems harmless enough at first. Then, once you realize that "worshiping idols" means connecting to any sort of energy aside joke-hova, you see for yourself just how horrible it really is. You will enjoy nothing, own nothing, and work all day long for nothing. And that's what the point of the whole bible is--to bring in such a world using our psychic powers. And yes, even though the jokehovians don't abide by their bible so much, they do tie in to it and spread that cancer far and wide.

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Jw`s know where you live , You now need to know where they live .

by smiddy3 in

jw
friends

they come uninvited to your door step and try to discuss bible/wt doctrines with you, and many times or on occasion you do so.. you may even exchange first names with each other , and that is fine if you are happy with that but do you know where they live ?.

but they have an advantage over you .they know your name and where you live .!.

you may know there first name but you don`t know where they live .that is the advantage they have over you.. does it really matter ?

WTWizard

I wonder what happens next time one of them knocks on my door, and receives a reply in German. I don't think any of them will understand it, and they will have zero advantage when I speak to them what I really think of the bible, in German.

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Did you EVER falsify your report card ?

by Chook in

every single watchtower soldier lied to god out of fear of the brooklyn popes..

WTWizard

I turned in honest times, and didn't care if my low hours at the end of my time in field circus made the hounders look like dog poop. I did lousy quality field circus to boot, often just taking a relatively short walk where no one is likely to be, and calling that an hour of street work. And often I would turn in my time late, turning in three or so in at one time on separate slips all at once just so they would waste time hunting for a slip that may or may not be there, only to have it turn up in a month or two. (Or not at all, as in the case when I pulled the plug).

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Good memories of full-time service?

by fulano in

perhaps not a topic for everybody... mine.. in both sp service in a foreign field in europe , the freedom and helping people to read and write in spanish .

doing a lot of work in the congregations.. in missionary-service.. helping congregations in a third-world country and see good results in family relations.

and the siestas from 13:00 to 15:00..... who has good memories of bethel?

WTWizard

I have been around it enough that, even though I myself never did it, I saw the bad effects. Putting in 90 hours a month for joke-hova would ruin life for everyone. I saw one pious-sneer couple (the idiots that dragged me into the cancer in the first place) that were ultra strict, trying to get me into the strictest interpretation of the rules. Their family fell apart after only 4 years of marriage--so much for the truth setting one free.

And they were all rather grouchy and tired all the time. I saw one married couple that gave up having children for this rubbish, and now they are too old to have any (and probably regretting it). Another waited until age 40 to get married, again because of pious-sneering and again too late to do much in the way of a family. I have seen the poverty that this leads to. Putting in 90 hours a month having your energy harvested to advance the reptilians' plan to take complete control of this earth leaves nothing left to work, and leads to plenty of colds and flu. The big scramble to get field circus time in March through June was a negative that I could feel, even as a jokehovian (and something I dreaded).

Not to mention the children in it. I remember one whose mother aux pious-sneered for the month, during which children had spring recess from school. I was out in field circus every weekday afternoon that week, and this idiot dragged her son out in field circus every single day (that was when there were no 30-hour pious-sneer specials--you had to get 60 hours during the month). Her son was obviously quite restless, playing with sticks and things (harmlessly, drawing lines in the mud with them) and got plenty of spankings and threats for more later. I definitely find it not worth it, and I wasn't even baptized at the time.

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Jehovah's Witnesses Announce Plans to Build Giant Media Center

by iwantoutnow in

omg!

this has to be more of "keeping the flock busy and excited" so as not to notice whats going on.. how did i miss this?????

the jehovah's witnesses announced plans to build a 1.5 million-square-foot audio-visual production center in upstate new york, two miles away from the witnesses' headquarters in warwick.

WTWizard

90 Sands Street, Part 2. That abomination was no replacement for good in my life, and neither will this worthless structure that puts out worthless videos that are worse in quality than the most amateurish YouTube videos done by 2 year olds. I can only hope for the same bad luck on this as I wished for the first 90 Sands Street abomination.

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christmas

by zeb in

jw
friends

its only 3 more pays till christmas...

WTWizard

It is no worse financially than those Grand Boasting Sessions that used to waste your money every summer. Travel, hotels, donations--all waste more money than worshiping the sun. And, you can cut back on things if things are really so tight that you simply can't afford it--one should never go into debt just for a holiday that recurs every year.

But, if you compare the expense of Christmas with the jokehovian expenses, Christmas celebration is actually cheaper. How much did it cost per year for car expenses for field circus, for instance? How many gallons or liters of gas per week did that waste? And wear and tear on the car? Suit dry cleanings, eating big macs every single day, donations, and whatnot also add up. Unlike worshiping the sun, you cannot cut back on field circus expenses without the hounders saying something about it.

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Murmurs from the locals

by Moster in

jw
friends

i was ministered to by several different people at a jw funeral i attended today.

one older lady said to me, "you know the end is right around the corner, just look at the state of the world today".

i said, "well yes but that has been the mantra for decades, remember 'stay alive till '75'".

WTWizard

It ends when the Noahide Laws are fully enforced worldwide, and we all have to get brain chips to enforce it. I cannot guarantee with any reasonable certainty when that will happen, but all they need is one of those Beersheet Bibles on Mercury to use Mercury's energy to that end. And, with Saturn conjunct Pluto at 22CP45 this coming January 13, that bears watching for major events that could lead to Noahide Law or a major world war with that end. No guarantee that it will be then, nor any that it won't happen sooner--just that, the more people using that stupid bible, the sooner it will be.

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New Massachusetts Bill ProposesTo Fine or Jail Someone For Calling Someone a Bitch!

by minimus in

jw
friends

and if you call someone a bitch , you would be fined 150 dollars the first offense and second is 200 plus possible jail time..

WTWizard

And what's next--all "swearing"? And what about foreign language swears, which have false cognates in this language? (Even minor swears such as the German "mist"). And what about words that have a derogatory meaning as one of its minor meanings but are usually used in non-derogatory ways? Such as a common vegetable that is sometimes used as a derogatory word for "Mexican"--what are we going to call those vegetables now? And will the new words also be tagged as bad words?

And does it even stop there? At this rate, the respect portion of Noahide Law is going to be in place in a few short weeks, with beheading as the punishment (that is one of the 7 laws, where you are not allowed to criticize joke-hova or its people or organizations, regardless of whether or not such is valid or even necessary). Are we going to go from this to having you get your head chopped off because you grumble about working endlessly for joke-hova or its people, for no reward? (Along with the other 6 laws.)

Also, there are less offensive ways to use that word. The phrase "son of a b****" is used as a mere expletive. Will you get jail time for that? Then the word is frequently used as a term for complaining. That is usually a bit less offensive. Its proper usage is a female dog. Are all these meanings also going to result in jail time? Or, losing your head because you said something that joke-hova's people or organization could take as offensive?

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Impeach the GB

by lastmanstanding in

let’s get a congress going and impeach the governing bastards..

WTWizard

I would like to impeach joke-hova itself. That would take away its chance to impose Noahide Law--which will happen at any time now. It would also remove the source of the washtowel, not just its current leader. From there, I would like jesus to be impeached as well. They are all up to no good, and will soon have the whole world enslaved to prepare it for the reptilians to inhabit it.