If, after eating in a restaurant, you leave the waitress a Watchtower and Awake as a tip instead of cash...than you might be a JW.
TheCoolerKing
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You Might Be a JW
by prophecor inin the spirit of jeff foxworthy's ," you might be a redneck ", describe the thing that we'd do that might just get you tagged as a jehovah's witness.
i'll start.
you're goin through a drive thru and the cashier gives you $2.00 too much in change, you return it after having driven 50 miles in the other direction.. .
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You Might Be a JW
by prophecor inin the spirit of jeff foxworthy's ," you might be a redneck ", describe the thing that we'd do that might just get you tagged as a jehovah's witness.
i'll start.
you're goin through a drive thru and the cashier gives you $2.00 too much in change, you return it after having driven 50 miles in the other direction.. .
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TheCoolerKing
You might be a JW if you turn down a college s cholarship to be a full time "pioneer".
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2007 District Convention to hammer apostates?
by yaddayadda inthis years "follow the christ" dc looks like it is going to be focused on avoiding all those evil apostates and their falsehoods, judging by some of the dc talks listed on the back of the june 2007 awake!
do not follow false teachers .
do not follow false stories .
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TheCoolerKing
I really miss those fantastic dramas with their natural, life-like dialogues, and their awe-inspiring special effects.
LMAO! Me too Arthur! BTW, adorable avatar.
That brings back some wonderful memories for me too - "We kindly ask that you all close your umbrellas and tents, so that the other friends my observe the drama too."
Does anyone else remember the way the actors always waved their hands through the air, to show who was speaking? Oh and my favorite line from all the dramas, "You son of a nameless one!!!"
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TheCoolerKing
Happy B-Day!!!
I hope all your dreams and wishes come true on your special day!!!
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2007 District Convention to hammer apostates?
by yaddayadda inthis years "follow the christ" dc looks like it is going to be focused on avoiding all those evil apostates and their falsehoods, judging by some of the dc talks listed on the back of the june 2007 awake!
do not follow false teachers .
do not follow false stories .
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TheCoolerKing
Do Not Follow False Teachers
Do Not Follow False Stories
Keep Following The Lamb Wherever He Goes
My Sheep Listen To My Voice ... and They Follow Me
Help Them Return To The FlockInteresting. I wonder which one of those will be the main discourse for Sunday afternoon???
And don't forget the concluding prayer which lasts about 20 minutes.
Amen brother...
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Frederick Franz's Words
by jakes inaddressing a large audience in 1976,president franz asked, ' do you know why nothing happened in 1975?
it was because you expected something to happen.'.
i would have stood up walked right out if i was present.. jakes.
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TheCoolerKing
Hey it's not THEIR fault that everybody misunderstood what THEY were trying to say...
Typical GB BS...
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An introduction
by Toshiro Mifune inwhere to begin?
i hope this will serve as my introduction to this group.
(hope im in the right section.
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TheCoolerKing
For me there was a long period of adjustment. Fear, loneliness, guilt, and depression seemed to be constant companions as I made my way through the post-JW fog.
Welcome to the board TM!
I suffered through these same things after I left too. I'm not sure that you can ever get over the JWs, but it is possible to move on with your life. As it appears that you have done. It does take time, but it is possible to move on.
Glad you found your way here!!!
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Brooklyn Residents Speak Out Against Watchtower Society Project
by Arthur innational times newswire - april 14, 2007. .
watchtower headquarters unveils new roller derby rink.
by arthur - times staff writer.
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TheCoolerKing
What's the Watchtower world coming to:
"Rolling Rahabs", "Door to Door Divas", "Submissive Mates on Skates" and the "Thunder Thigh Theocrats".
What's next, " Kinky Kanaanites???"
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Were You Looked Down In The Hall Because Of Age, Gender, Race, $$$, Etc????
by minimus inwere you discriminated against for any reason in the "christian congregation"?
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TheCoolerKing
Yes, they definately gave me a hard time because I was attending college. I was still able to make all the meetings, put in several hours in field service, handle the Kingdom Hall sound systems and drive the friends around in field service. All this even though I was going to college full time and working a part time job. I pushed myself constantly to never miss a beat at my congregation and to become a Ministerial Servant. I used to go full steam on 4 hours of sleep a night, every week!
But lots of "friends" turned their noses up at me. There were whispers that I was "materialistic".The elders began criticizing me on everything. My talks, the field ministry. Once I read the Watchtower at the Sunday meeting. At the end of the meeting an elder approached me and actually complained to me that I mispronounced a word!!!
All that finally led me to see the "new light" and I left.
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Introduction
by Creeper ini thought it would be polite if i just introduced myself.
i am a former jehovah's witness that left studying a few years back for the purpose of solace and grace in my life, freedom from the hypocrisy of men, and the teachings which the bible does not correspond with.
i have since adopted a more simple way of living, and no longer have to worry about ring around the collar, or that book study that i never read ahead for.
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TheCoolerKing
Glad to hear that you escaped Creeper!
Welcome!!!