Posts by dustrabbit

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Were you a virgin on your wedding night?

by montag in

if you were a good little 'raised in the truth' jw then the answer should be 'yes'.. so let's here from you.. [stands up] my name is montag and i was a 22 year old virgin on my wedding night.. .

-m-

dustrabbit

Nope, I lost it on my 20th birthday, but it was a mind-bending/mind-f*ing experience that turn me upsidedown. Besides, I got married two days before my 27th b-day. (It seems I'm trying to make up for all those missed birthdays.) And I had already been living with the woman I married.
So, what has been the average age of us exJWs losing our virginity after (not before) leaving the JWs? Nineteen? And for those losing their virginity beofre leaving the JWs -- 24?
It's so fascinating to hear from all of you; now I don't feel so alone in this.
the dustrabbit

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Moving!! Who lives in the Denver area??

by DanielHaase in

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yes, i know, long time no post!

but anyway, i'm finally moving out of mississippi.

i took a job at children's hospital in denver and would love to know if any of you guys live in the denver area.

dustrabbit

I'm from Denver, grew up in Montbello -- a NE Denver neighborhood. Currently, I'm in China, but I should be back home this July. Whadda ya want to know about Denver?
the dustrabbit

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Q for Everybody, So let me get this str

by Legendary U.2.K. in

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nobody here wants to lived in the new earth aka the coming earthly paradise?

nothing in the bible is symbolic, because saying things that are symbolic in the bible, is like calling jehovah a liar, god would not write something like in the bible, then out of no where, it really means something else... example: 144,000, some people said's that's symbolic, lol yea right.... .

anyway it seems like no one here wants to lived in the new earth, my question is why?

dustrabbit

Cyrano alledgedly scribbled:
>Wait a minute.. what could be better than 'farm heaven'. Imagine 'Hee >Haw' paradise. Only problem, can't eat animals in farm heaven. Guess
>we'll have to stick to corn and barley. Oh well, they make for some
>mighty fine liquor.

Dammit, you mean I won't get to chomp down on a big, juicy Double-Quarter pounder in the New Kingdom? Forget it, i don't wanna be saved!

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Q for Everybody, So let me get this str

by Legendary U.2.K. in

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nobody here wants to lived in the new earth aka the coming earthly paradise?

nothing in the bible is symbolic, because saying things that are symbolic in the bible, is like calling jehovah a liar, god would not write something like in the bible, then out of no where, it really means something else... example: 144,000, some people said's that's symbolic, lol yea right.... .

anyway it seems like no one here wants to lived in the new earth, my question is why?

dustrabbit

Nothing in the bible is symbolic? Are you joking/trolling or are you serious?
I mean, how in the hell could a huge whale exist in the Mediterranean Sea and swallow up Jonah for three days. C'mon reality tells you the a stomach has gastric juices, i.e., acid. There's no way a human could sit in a stomach for three days and not be absorbed by the acid.
Yeah, if you believe that, I have some beachfront property in Colorado.

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3 somes

by Leander in

hopefully this topic is'nt to offensive for the people here.

but i've always been curious about it.

when i first graduated high school my first full time job was at a mailroom over at the northwestern memorial hospital in chicago.

dustrabbit

Well, I've never tried. Passed up the chance almost ten years ago, b/c even though I was still a little hung up the issue of actually having a life in the bedroom.
Now, I'm with somebody, even though things are looking like they're crumbling. But this threesome thing would never happened with her, she's the jealous type.
However, if I was single agian, you just never know....
the dustrabbit

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A question about ethics...

by dustrabbit in

okay, folks clue me in here:.

i would like to talk/write about something serious in a future post, something other than my jokesy posts.

it's something i've talked in-depth with only three people: my former literature professor, my dorm counsellor back in job corps when i was 19, and my current romantic partner.

dustrabbit

Okay, folks clue me in here:
I would like to talk/write about something serious in a future post, something other than my jokesy posts. It's something I've talked in-depth with only three people: My former literature professor, my dorm counsellor back in Job Corps when I was 19, and my current romantic partner. None of them have ever been associated with JWs, so they really don't get it. (Side note: At least my ex-dorm counsellor, when he was a high school teacher back in 1950s, helped a JW kid get out of the JWs by corrupting him with a copy of "Catcher in the Rye.")
Basically it deals with the physical abuse I suffered at the hands of my parents, my little sister's lies about sexual abuse at the hands of our father (like I said, not true), and what the elders did about it. What they did may shock you becuase they didn't take the normal course of action when you compare it to what has been happening across the country.
Here's my question about ethics: Should I actually give the name of my former congregation and maybe the names of the elders involved? Or would this cross the line? The only reason I would like to give the name of the congregation is b/c I'm hoping that some of my former fellow "brothers and sisters" from my former congregation will see this and if they're still in, think carefully about the elders of the congregation. Basically, I consider this congregation to be very corrupt and controlled by a clique of elders who will do anything in their personal vendettas.
the dustrabbit

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What's the one thing you miss about the WTS?

by Naeblis in

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there are times when ilook back fondly on my days in the witnesses, especially when i think on the congregation get togethers we would have every once in awhile (not too often) people from our hall and sometimes others would show up (not too many) and good times were had by all.

this is how the schedule usually went.. 8pm: arrive at the community centre.

8:05pm: scope the room.

dustrabbit

If I had to miss one thing, which I don't really miss anything about WTS, is the District Assemblies. Since we had to get there early to get a good seat, it always meant we had breakfast at McDonald's. It beat eating the slop that my mom cooked.
Oh yeah, i forgot one other thing. In my teens, I remember meeting at two assemblies this really hot Chica who was originally from Mexico. She lived in another town and since niether one of us were allowed to date or contact the opposite sex, I could only see her at the District Assemblies. Alas, she was then 15 and 16 years old and alreay with a body to die for.
Excuse me, i better go take a cold shower.....just joking
The dustrabbit

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Top 10 ways to get rid of Dubs at the door

by absolutelynoone in

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10. when they ask, "can i talk to you about god?

" reply, "sure, what would you like to know?

9. answer the door with a bloody knife and say, "i'm sorry, could you come back in a half hour?

dustrabbit

More ways to get rid of JWs at your door:
1. Ask them if the want any blood pudding? To be more effective, take pudding with some really realistic blood-red dye in it.
2. Tell them you work for the CIA and you would the address for your files.
3. Wildly grab ahold of them and scream, "There's unfavorable omens in the sky!"
4. Tell them that you have reliable sources telling you that Osama bin Laden is humping one of the GB's granddaughter and then challenge them to clean up the Organization's act.
5. Play any dirty song from Prince real loud while they are preaching. Make repeated mention of Prince being a JW.
6. A la "Blazing Saddles": Put a gun to your head and scream, "I'm gonna shoot the Goat if you don't walk away."
7. Play Madonna's "Erotica", dance wildly while simulating unmentionable acts and then play "Secret" and ask if they would you to share your secret with them. This works better if you have older females at your door.
8. Pick your nose and talk like "Rainman", just repeating "Judge Wapner at six." over and over.
9. Ask them why in the hell if only God knows the future, why he bother to send them to your door if he knows you won't listen. Then close the door.
10. If you live in a multi-storied house, why not throw water balloons out the window at them?
11. Ask them for their address, when they inquire as to why you want it, exclaim, "I'm taking the goddam the nieghborhood to your door this Halloween. And if you don't ante up, there's gonna be plenty of tricks, if you get my drift."
Do you get the idea that I have waaaaay too much time on my hands here in China?
The dustrabbit

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Top 10 ways to get rid of Dubs at the door

by absolutelynoone in

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friends

10. when they ask, "can i talk to you about god?

" reply, "sure, what would you like to know?

9. answer the door with a bloody knife and say, "i'm sorry, could you come back in a half hour?

dustrabbit

More ways to get rid of dubs:
1. Tell them you're allergic to Bible Paper.
2. When they say they here to spread the "Good News of the Kingdom", reply, "I've got Bad News. Jehovah cancelled your parade."
3. Tell them you're quite busy collecting donation for the Dateline Interviewees' Legal Defense Fund.
4. Shout out, "There's an apostate at my door." Make sure that the other dubs canvassing the neighborhood hear this.
5. Tell them, "Yes, Moses's Ghost told me this morning that you would be coming."
6. Dress up as the Neil Gainman version of "Sandman" comic strip character.
7. Ask them, "Hey, I heard Ray Franz guy is pretty hot. Can i have a date with him?"
8. Ask them, "Why do the Williams sister get to wear those hot tennis outfits with their boobies hangin' out and you all look like you stepped out of Walmart/K-Mart?"
9. Tell them, "I am Yahweh." Then using special effects, set your front lawn's bushes on fire.
10. Invite to become a swinging partner with you and your wife. Just make sure you stress that you're HIV postive and an *apostate* Satanic commie.

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Top 10 ways to get rid of Dubs at the door

by absolutelynoone in

jw
friends

10. when they ask, "can i talk to you about god?

" reply, "sure, what would you like to know?

9. answer the door with a bloody knife and say, "i'm sorry, could you come back in a half hour?

dustrabbit

Other ways to get rid of JWs
My way: Invite them in and ask if they want to try out your sacrifical knife collection. If you really feel frisky and are a male, make sure you're wearing your wife's/gf's stuff from Victoria Secret's when you invite them in to see the knife collection.
Other ways: Tell them you're a Moonie and you want to marry them. Right. Now. This works better if you're a male and there's two female dubs at the door. Better yet, if there's two female dubs, say you're a radical Mormon and you want to add two new wives to the Harem. Today.
Turn your nose up in the air. Sniff like a hunting dog. Reply, "The Right Guard ain't workin', buddy."
Asking them if they were sent to your door by the Alatollah (sp?). (Iranian spiritual leader/cleric)
Ask them if they are they "peguin dust" delivery person. (Read "Marriage" by Gregory Corso and you'll get the joke.)
Say, "Any church that accepted Wacko Jacko is my enemy."
Two abbreviations: U.N. NGO

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