A senior couple decided to go shopping one day, and split their efforts by going separate ways. Near the end of the shopping event they decided to get together for lunch. As the woman was on her way to the rendezvous point, she heard a traffic warning on the radio that a car was driving in the wrong direction up ahead. Knowing that her husband was near the point of the warning, she decided to call him on the cell phone. When he answered, she explained, "I just heard on the news, someone is driving in the wrong direction on the highway!" And the husband replied, "One? There's hundreds of folks going the wrong way where I am!"
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This might be me in a few years.
by TheHypnoToad ina senior couple decided to go shopping one day, and split their efforts by going separate ways.
near the end of the shopping event they decided to get together for lunch.
as the woman was on her way to the rendezvous point, she heard a traffic warning on the radio that a car was driving in the wrong direction up ahead.
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you got male
by BlackSwan of Memphis ina little boy goes to his father and asks .
"daddy, how was i born?
" the father .
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That was good! I love this section of Jokes and Humor! I always go here first to hopfully find new post.
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Shopping
by RR ina woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb can of coffee, and a 1 lb package of bacon.
as she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
while the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "you must be single".. the woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since, she was indeed single.
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That was hilarious (sp?)!
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DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
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Funny Youtube video
by BrentR insometimes comedy bits take a strange turn.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub6o-sbtyko.
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I laughed till my sides hurt and was crying!!!!!
That made my day!
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Abducted boy found and that's not all!
by Snoozy inthey were acting on a tip and raided an apartment in kirkwood missouri..not only did they find the white truck..and the boy..they found a boy that was abducted almost 5 years ago.both seemed to be in good condition.. both boys lived in rural parts of missouri also.. that just doesn't happen!
can you imagine..the parents of the first one abducted had started the fingerprint children system a while back.. i bet their parents are so happy..i am... they will tell us more later..this is going to be very interesting!.
just thought i would share..good things don't seem to happen very often in these kind of cases.. snoozy....
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Snoozy- Kitten Whiskers here on hubby's computer. THANK YOU SO MUCH! I have been praying for this boy and just sick for 2 days. Thought of him all last night and he was the first thing on my mind this morning. Thank God and all who led the police there. And another boy! The heartbreak and rejoicing! It is almost too much to bear to even think about it! I am so happy for them.
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Jesus heritage
by BlackSwan of Memphis inhi all, starmoore sent this to me last night and i thought it was cute enough to share!
even god enjoys a good laugh!.
there were 3 good arguments that jesus was black:.
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That was funny!!!!
Thank You!
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Happy New Year!
by wonderwoman inhey ya'll...i'm not on here much anymore except for a quickie now and then, but i wanted to make sure you know i am so grateful for finding this amazing group of people.
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wishing you a fabulous new year.. ww.
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Thank You!
And a Happy New Year to y'all!!
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What Do You Do for Work?
by Good Girl or Bad Girl? inso, i have a good job, but i hate my boss.
it's gotten to the point (beyond the point) that i just need to get outta here.
it's not even worth going to hr about because she makes sure you get fired if you do that, but not before dragging your reputation through the mud.
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Electrical Engineer, Controls Engineer, Systems Engineer, Computer Programer & Manager.
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Politically Correct Hillbillies
by kitten whiskers insaw this in the newspaper.
thought you all would enjoy!.
" due to the climate of political correctness now pervading america, those of us in alabama, georgia, virginia, west virginia and kentucky will no longer be referred to as, "hillbillies".
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Thehypnotoad---No darling. We will still have to check the box "Damn Yankee" on our tax returns! I think we have to go the Secretary of State to file for the "Appalachain American" change on our documents! Kitten Whiskers