Duncan
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The Forgetter (Complete fluff)
by Duncan inanother walk down memory lane.... when i was seven or eight years old, i had this most fantastic idea.
this idea was going to bring me fame and fortune.
what i was going to do was invent this marvellous machine it was called the forgetter - which would have the power to make people, the whole world in fact, forget all about certain things.. my idea was that i was going to set my machines controls so that when it was turned on, everyone would instantly forgot all about a particular pop song, which i would then go around taking the credit for having written.. it was a perfect plan.
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Hillary 4: A reunion. Ding Dong!
by Duncan inding dong!.
doorbell, daddy!.
yes, im getting it.. i lifted my four year old son off my lap and went to see who was at the door.
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Hillary 3 - "why don't I make us a cup of ...
by Duncan inif you get an old copy of the guinness book of world records say, from 1972 or 1973 and look it up youll find the following reference:.
window cleaner the worlds worst.. undoubtedly the very worst window-cleaner in the world, and in the whole history of window cleaning, is an individual known as brother duncan in the london new-suburb congregation of jehovahs witnesses.
this utterly inept incompetent attempts to make a living by this means without ever having the acquired slightest skill or aptitude for the art.
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Hillary 2 (He's actually in this one)
by Duncan inso, i had left school and was embarking upon my theocratic career as a pioneer.... there was already an established pioneer group in the congregation it consisted of 4 or 5 older unmarried sisters in their late twenties/thirties, and a similar number of just-left-school young brothers.
the two groups had practically nothing to do with each other.
well, now i had a new gang, and i was immediately submerged in the new group culture.
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Memories of Hillary - Part I
by Duncan inupfront disclaimer: .
i know its entitled memories of hillary, but an awful lot of this post is, in fact, all about me and our hero doesnt actually get much of a look-in in this part.
but i need to tell the story right, and it starts with me.
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Role Play among the Dubs
by Duncan indear all, .
this is my 100th post, and i decided to repost something i originally did as a post on h2o a couple of years ago.
it was a reply to somebody, and buried miles-deep in the thread, so hopefully it wont have been read by too many already.
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Old Seats or New Seats?
by Duncan inevery now and again we discuss on this forum the degree of control that the society enjoys over its members the rank and file.
that there is huge control is beyond dispute, i would guess.
but theres more to it than just a simple predatory attitude from brooklyn (though thats there, for sure).
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Hear'say
by Duncan infor those who dont know, hearsay are a recently-manufactured pop group.
they were formed from the successful auditioners to a prime-time uk tv show popstars.
you know the general idea, five thousand hopefuls apply, there are regional auditions, regional finals, the cut to the final hundred, then the final fifty last ten, then the best 5 were chosen to be in the group 3 girls 2 boys.
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Reported in today's Sunday Times
by Duncan infrom this morning's sunday times'(london, uk) review section:.
"jane white, of peacehaven, east sussex, was so fed up with jehovahs witnesses knocking at her door that she decided to exact an ingenious revenge.
she found the nearest kingdom hall, where jehovahs witnesses worship, and waited until a service was in progress.
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The Paps and Weno Show
by Duncan indear all,.
to those who used to read h2o last year, and have seen this, apologies.
dear all.