pale.emperor
I thought about writing a book on how to leave too but then i didn't because you can sum it up in 19 words:
Stop attending meetings. Don't talk to elders. If they question you about religion say it's a personal matter. Repeat.
You are so right, pale emperor. And that entire post could be your 300 words or less. If I were you, I would send my $150 to Lloyd and have that printed.