Psychic Predicitions for the upcoming assembly:
!. Many talks will be given saying The End(tm) is REALLY REALLY SOON! and this time we mean it! Its never been closer. In fact its closer now than was 10 mins ago! Wow are we close! QUIT SCHOOL, QUIT YOUR JOB and PIONEER if you want to be saved!
2. The FDS (Fat Dumb Sodomites) at the GB will release new litature reenforcing that the END IS REALLY REALLY close and you should QUIT SCHOOL, QUIT YOUR JOB and PIONEER if you want to be saved.
3. A talk will be given about the dangers of the internet dealing with porongraphy and apositacy.
4. There will be many prescripted experiences given by brainwashed people on how there life is so much better since they have quit school, quit their jobs and pioneered.