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  any good pranks????....

  by lucifer in

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  now this might be childish and immature but we all have our moments... i was thinking of some pranks to pull on the kh and one i thought of is calling during every meeting doing different voices (block your number) and ask for pizza, chinese food, you name it.

  also i work at a call center for a magazine company and i was thinking that on my last day that i will set up a trial subscription for them they will get sooo much junk mail and invoices hehe .

  any good ideas of more pranks?

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  lucifer

  LMAO elsewhere, they would go nuts!
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  any good pranks????....

  by lucifer in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  now this might be childish and immature but we all have our moments... i was thinking of some pranks to pull on the kh and one i thought of is calling during every meeting doing different voices (block your number) and ask for pizza, chinese food, you name it.

  also i work at a call center for a magazine company and i was thinking that on my last day that i will set up a trial subscription for them they will get sooo much junk mail and invoices hehe .

  any good ideas of more pranks?

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  lucifer

  another one is to put up a road block that says do not enter in front of the parking lot entrance, I bet they would stand there trying to figure it out for at least half and hour
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  Infant Baptism, alive and well in JW land.

  by Gill in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the april 1st watchtower has an interesting section on : 'meeting the requirements for christian baptism.'.

  paragraph 9:.

  in the case of youths, come develop a measure of spirituality at a relatively tender age, while others take longer.

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  lucifer

  I was 11 and in my mind you just had to answer those questions from the green book right and you're in. I also remember the Main reason I got baptized was because I wanted a delux bible with my name on it and I was told that when I was baptized I could have one, and guess what the day I got baptized I got my bible, I was so excited
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  Get a four door car...or else!

  by Dune in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm considering buying a car this year.

  i'm getting a really good offer for a 1994 ford mustang cobra for about $7500 (its been modified :-d ).

  and a black viper that a guy has been trying to sell me for weeks.

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  lucifer

  I remember some of the women gossiping about how so and so got a two door car *gasp* and how it wasn't pratical for service, they also complained about jeeps because you had to "climb" to get in them.

  I hated how the women always had to sit in the back, god forbid a man and woman sit upfront, I think it would be funny if a woman would run out to the car for service with a man and yell "SHOTGUN" and then when they try to make them sit in the back they should say " but I called shotgun?"
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  In a few sentances, why did you leave the truth?........

  by jambon1 in

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  if you had to write down just a few sentances about why you left the truth, what would you say?.......

  jambon;.

  wholeheartedly embraced it for a few years after love bombing etc then saw widespread hypocrisy.

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  lucifer

  realizing it's a bunch of bull sh*t
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  What can discourage the JW's?

  by JH in

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  whenever there is bad news around the world, the jw's turn this into good news for them, because they see it as a sign of the end, so they are encouraged.... if less people join their religion, they will say that the end is close because everyone must have made up their mind, so they become encouraged.. so, what can discourage the jw's?.

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  lucifer

  us?
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  Would Jesus attend an "Apostofest"?

  by JH in

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  i think so, and he would bring his wine too.

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  lucifer

  oh I bet he would, we are the fun ones to be around
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  any good pranks????....

  by lucifer in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  now this might be childish and immature but we all have our moments... i was thinking of some pranks to pull on the kh and one i thought of is calling during every meeting doing different voices (block your number) and ask for pizza, chinese food, you name it.

  also i work at a call center for a magazine company and i was thinking that on my last day that i will set up a trial subscription for them they will get sooo much junk mail and invoices hehe .

  any good ideas of more pranks?

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  lucifer

  thanks for the link, omg when I read that I couldn't stop laughing, some people need to lighten up!
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  Do you still pray?

  by undercover in

  1. jw
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  (helps to put something in the subject line .

  it's that time once again for yours truly to try to channel minimus and ask a pertinent question sure to spark a lot of interest and debate amongst the ex-jw community.

  the question: do you still pray?.

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  lucifer

  Nope I don't pray anymore, I never got any answers so why bother
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  Two Number 4s, and a large Cup of...

  by RichieRich in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a family in my congregation, who has recently fallen on some hard times, just had some hard times fall on them.

  last saturday, a very large tree fell right square on their house.

  no one was harmed, but it definitely hurt their wallets.

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  lucifer

  aww thats good that some people actually care about others, good job RR