Maybe he could get electrocuted by his electoencephalpathoogicadiogram during auditing. Or put into a volocano and blown to hell with an H bomb.
I always wondered about those H bombs - if Xenu already dumped the unfortunates in a VOLCANO, then what more was an H bomb going to do to them?
Seriously, I discussed this very subject with my ex-Scientology SeaOrg bud yesteray and we agree that if you put out crap like the above, then you really cannot complain that you get made fun of for it. He also says that L. Ron Hubbard chain smoked Lucky Strikes and sometimes he had to go on shore leave to buy them. But, in 5 years on that boat he was never even allowed to speak to the great man.
By all credible accounts, Hubbard was very much like a Russell or a Rutherford and died a bitter and pissed-off paranoid old man. And then had the whole empire taken over by a con-man who was not his chosen heir.
Is that clear?
James, operating Thetan of the 911 class.