I like how they tell you to "stand and sing song number garbledy-garble" during the "intermission".
I can tell you EX-ACT-LY which uber-dubs, dressed up in suits & dresses, including dress shoes, while watching the convention in their own living room on their own TV, with no one else around, actually (fer the luv-a-gawd) STAND UP to sing.
And who then "remain standing while the announcements are read".