Posts by Evanescence

A lot of this resulted from my depression I am trying my best to rid of them! I just recently got rosary beads I hope they help! Anything to get my mind off something horrid, sick and twisted!

In the way of a cure for these bad habits, I suggest, reflecting, meditation, focus hardly on the positives and pray to God, even if you don't believe him it just helps talking it out. Rosary helps me, (you don't have to be Catholic to use these) focus on Jesus instead of something morbid and totally wrong!

Evanescence * Thoughts class*

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Cures for a cough??

by under74 in

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i got hit with a cold about 2 days ago.

i'm feeling much better than yesterday but i've developed this abnoxious cough.

anyone know any cures or at least know something to relieve it a little?

Evanescence

Dunno if hot water with honey would work or not.

I know my singing teacher suggested something, just can't remember what!

Oh well.. I tried lol!

Evanescence

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Trinity- True or False

by defd in

i know from going door to door that people are generally divided as to who god is.

what are your thoughts?

is jesus almighty god?

Evanescence

Well the Trinity is something that most Christian Churches believe.

here are a few links on the trinity if they help.

http://www.catholic.com/library/Trinity.asp

http://www.catholic.com/library/God_in_Three_Persons.asp

http://www.freeboards.net/index.php?mforum=CatholicJW&s=d923f3f62b69302c657c7e69fa0a6eca&showtopic=11

There are also several discussions on this in Catholic Answers forums. I can't link them to you though so just have a little look through there if your interested.

Evanescence

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Back To School--School Uniforms, Good or Bad?

by horrible life in

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we just got back from texas'.

they had their annual tax free weekend.

with hotel, gas, food, and shopping, we spent $1000.00 easy.

Evanescence

ROFLMAO!!!! at the Watchtower!

That is the most stoooooooooooopidist thing i've eva heard lol! if I ever do a debate on school uniform i'd love to see the class and teachers expression on their face --------->

If I ever use those arguments against the school uniform!!!!!

Evanescence

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How does things work?

by Evanescence in

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i've noticed you all mention alot about p.o's c.o's and main elders and just plain elders then you have the watchtower.. just wondering how does things work in authority?

we have federal government, state government and mayors.. catholic church has, pope, vatican, cardinal, archbishop, bishop, priests, deacons and nuns.. soooooooooooo.

what are the positions in the jehovah'a witness religion????.

Evanescence

ARRRGHHHH!!!!

This is so confusing!!!!

.................Now my head has just exploded!..........

Evanescence

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How does things work?

by Evanescence in

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i've noticed you all mention alot about p.o's c.o's and main elders and just plain elders then you have the watchtower.. just wondering how does things work in authority?

we have federal government, state government and mayors.. catholic church has, pope, vatican, cardinal, archbishop, bishop, priests, deacons and nuns.. soooooooooooo.

what are the positions in the jehovah'a witness religion????.

Evanescence

AAARRGGHHH!! this is all very confusing!!!

Sooo if I was to go to the kingdom hall and be a publisher whatever (which will never ever happen! ) I would be considered low and like dirt???? it's almost worth going just to knock those men back in their place!

Would I even be considered lower than a 10 year old baptised male??? lol! thats just.... WTF!!! i could bash the kid if I wanted to! (Cause i'd never do a thing like that! ) so can a ten year old boss me around?? thats just madness!

Well its clear now I would not last one second as a Jhovah's Witness nononononono!

Well I am like all confuzzled now lol! jws are very confusing!

Evanescence

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Create A Religion

by joelbear in

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mine is called nufefee mang mang and the followers are called mangists.. mang is a kind god, 1/3 male 1/3 female and 1/3 vegemale.

mang has no physical form but comes to followers in their dreams and while they are eating soup.

the swirling designs in soup are most often used to convey spiritual messages.. mang created the universe by chopping up the solid ungod thing and throwing it into the wind where it became all that is except for mang.. major tenets.. the purpose of life is living.. death is like poo poo.. we should all live in one big house with a pool.

Evanescence

lol! out of bordem I made a cult! its sort of a cross between Catholic and Jehovah's witnesses.

Its called the Craxy-bitey-Christian Cult.

My stupid theory!

Well before I yap on about nothing I would like to remind readers that I am absolutely hopeless at interpretating the bible and this is just some silly theory I made up! Now as you read this you will learn on what goes on in the mind of a 15 year old when trying to translate the meaning of the bible! So do not take this seriously or start to believe in this interpretation. Well here it goes….

GOD IS GONNA EAT US ALL!!!!!!!

Now your first reaction to that I bet would be WTF!!!!!!

Well let me explain my scary and quite disturbing interpretation of the bible and what put that idea in my mind!

Well I’ll start off with this first point

-God is perfect.

So that would only mean that he can only eat things that are perfect.

Look at Hebrews chapter twelve for starters.

The Chastise is the cooking pots my friends! He is purifying us so one day we will meet him face to face and god mentioned several times in the bible that there will be a great ‘feast’ in heaven

As I said earlier god is perfect and he tries to purify us, god is perfect so he must only eat ‘perfect’ food otherwise he is inserting something impure inside himself.

So this loving discipline from the lord is just added oil or butter to the fry pan to make us ‘good’ enough to eat!

Secondly why is Jesus always referring the good flock to food?

We think its just a parable explaining the wheat are the good and the weeds are the bad people, well I’ve discovered a double meaning.

Yes true the good people are the wheat and Jesus also mentioned in the parable that the wheat with be taken to the barn while the weeds get burned doesn’t this whole hell fire thing sounds a bit fishy to you?

I’ll tell you what this ‘hell fire’ is really a BBQ! Yep that’s what it is! A BBQ!

So on judgment day god will sought out his food and his firewood

The wheat will be part of god’s meal!

Also we have the seed story, the good seeds that grow in soil and the dodge seeds that fall on rock right?

Well what good is popcorn in seed form? Yucky! You’d rather ‘popped’ popcorn wouldn’t ya? See god has placed serving suggestions in the bible!

Now why is it that god doesn’t want us to worry much and to give our burdens on to him?

Well we all know with chickens that sense fear end up tensing their muscles god wants us to be all soft, nice and tender not all tensed!

Remember the righteous bare ‘fruit’ for god and if we were to stop bearing fruit god would shake us and demand more fruit!

Now you ask why would god eat us? He loves us!

Well my friend you have proven my point god loves us! Just like we love chocolate. Every time god says he loves us in the bible how do we know if he didn’t mean it in a way that we look sweet and yummy to eat!

Another question that may come to mind about my theory is then why would god be sad if one was to go to hell?

Well my response is we all hate seeing good food go to waste don’t we? So would a perfect god!

Goats and sheep, wheat or weeds….

So what will you be? Gods fire wood or gods meal?

This Cult of mine originated from here http://www.jwforum.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2873&PN=2&TPN=10

The head of the cult is called the "Watchbite"

Now you know how crazy my imagination can get when I'm bored lol! don't worry i can come up with much worse!

Evanescence

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How does things work?

by Evanescence in

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i've noticed you all mention alot about p.o's c.o's and main elders and just plain elders then you have the watchtower.. just wondering how does things work in authority?

we have federal government, state government and mayors.. catholic church has, pope, vatican, cardinal, archbishop, bishop, priests, deacons and nuns.. soooooooooooo.

what are the positions in the jehovah'a witness religion????.

Evanescence

Hello!

I've noticed you all mention alot about P.O's C.O's and main elders and just plain elders then you have the Watchtower.

Just wondering how does things work in Authority? what i mean by this is,

We have Federal government, state government and mayors.

Catholic Church has, pope, vatican, Cardinal, Archbishop, Bishop, priests, deacons and nuns.

Soooooooooooo

What are the positions in the Jehovah'a Witness religion????

what do the P.O and C.O do????? I don't know if I got them all or if I missed something.

Also I don't quite get the Watchtowers connection with the Jehovah's Witnesses, what is the connection?

and what is the "governing body?" is that just the Watchtower peoples??

Sorry about all these questions lol!

Please help me out here,

Thanks

Evanescence