if jehomah doesn't get me for apostasy, he'll surely zap me dead when i bite the head off of a live chicken in paradise.
luv, jojo (of the i wanna pork chop class)
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Meat eating preditors will eat grass like a lamb!
by jimakazi ini am always a little pi***d when i see jw illustrations showing lions and tigers in the close vacinity of samll children, lambs and other meaty treats with no safety barriers.
[why this is paradise is beyound me - these anaimals smell].. so if we assume an intelligent creator, why would he create large meat eating preditors if he really ment them to eat grass?
every thing about their make up is about specialistation, from teeth, to jaws, to how their stomachs work.
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Something Odd Just Happened
by luna2 ini work in my parents' hardware store.
there are a few "friends" from the kh that come in here regularly and they usually stop by the office to say "hi, we miss you, blah, blah...when are you coming back?
" there is one bro, i'll call him brother goof, who used to literally haunt me.
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lol @ merry!!!
out of the mouth of babes...
i love it...
luv, jojo
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What are your priorities in life?
by JH in.
the witnesses say that they put the kingdom first in their lives, and that the rest of the world puts pleasures and money and sex first.. a kind of black and white picture of them and the world.. so, you evil people .
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1. ME
2. Matt
3. Bucky (kitty)
4. Johnny Blaze (bassett hound)
5. Marv (baby puppy)
6. JWD
luv, jojo
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** Carey Barber, GB Member approaches 100. **
by truthseeker incarey barber, born july 4th 1905 has almost made his century.
fred franz came close at 99 years old, and he died around 1992.. so what does bro barr get for his 100th birthday?
forget it - to him, turning 100 is "just another day.
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is it just me or does the chick in richie's picture look a bit squeemish...like she's trying her damndest to pull away from the old fart?
lol......100...good grief
HAPPY BURFDAY BRUDDER BARBER!!!!!!!!!!!!
luv, jojo
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ONE OF MY SONGS
by tijkmo inwell at least i hope so.
just testing really to see if this is poss.
if you are hearing something it is a song wot i wrote played sang and recorded.
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ummmmmmmmm
i hear...........nothing?
luv, jojo
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Aloha From Hawaii!
by BrendaCloutier inhawaii is here, wish you were beautiful..... lol
i love it here in hilo - e side of big island.
rain, sun, clouds, rainbows, and really really nice people.
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hi brenda!!!! i miss you so much! come back soon!!!
((((((((((brenda)))))))))))))
luv, jojo (of the i wish i was in hawaii instead of stupid memphis class )
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What is you (or somebodies) best blooper in the KH?
by DannyBloem infor example: we had a 'faithfull' brother getting older and confused.
when something did not really went as he liked it (didn't get the answer etc) he shouted very loudly 'god doom me in the hell!
one time i had to do the closing prayer on the midweek meeting.
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lol @ GBL!!!! u just reminded me of something!!!
my mom used to do the same thing when i was younger, take me up on stage when she gave a talk. i thought it was cool. so anyway, one night her and the other sister finished up the talk and walked off the stage. except that i was stuck b/c when the brother came up to adjust the mike, he accidently shifted the table and it pinned me against the wall. (i was like 4)....
so i sat there...and sat there...and sat there. everyone in the congo was giggling and my mom had no idea b/c she went straight to the bathroom....the overseer was about 5 minutes into his counseling when someone finally spoke up and said, ''excuse me brother! u seem to have a stowaway!'' he let me out and i rushed back to my seat.
i've had stage fright ever since.
luv, jojo
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What is you (or somebodies) best blooper in the KH?
by DannyBloem infor example: we had a 'faithfull' brother getting older and confused.
when something did not really went as he liked it (didn't get the answer etc) he shouted very loudly 'god doom me in the hell!
one time i had to do the closing prayer on the midweek meeting.
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oh sh!t...i'm gonna get fired if i don't stop lauging....
my sister was talking to one of the eldurs wives after the meeting one evening. i think i was like 4 or 5. i walked over and stated very proudly that i had a new joke...
eldur wife >''i'd love to hear u'r joke jobeth!''
me > ''k...why don't chickens wear underwear?'' (cue my sister passing out ...she told me this joke first)
''i don't know...why?''
''cuz their peckers are on their heads!!''
(cue my sister turning red and the eldur wife looking totally disgusted)
luv, jojo
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What is the WORST item of clothing you have ever worn/bought?
by PaulJ inmine was a short-sleeved 'raver' t-shirt with a hood i wore when i was 13. it was a orange,green and yellow aztec pattern.
for a few months i thought i looked cool.
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turquoise stirrup pants...
i went through this angst driven teenager phase when i was 13...i refused to wear anything unless it was black. now that i think back on it...my favorite outfit was this holey black sweater, faded black jeans, and scuffed black boots that barely fit me at all...i thought i looked dark and mysterious ...now i realize i probably looked like a bag lady.
luv, jojo
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I wish i was adopted...
by kittyeatzjdubs inyet again my dear matt wanted to make an attempt to break the ice with my father and his stupid new wife, whom i feel no responsibility to like or accept because she's young enough to be my father's daughter (she's 29 and my father's 60!!!
) and she's trifling and two faced.
i honestly feel that she's just with him for the money.
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that's true WLG....
i got u'r pm and i promise to read the bio as soon as i can...they're running me ragged here at the office...
luv, jojo