I heard the same joke 20 years ago (mygod that long ago????!!!)
CaptainSchmideo
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"Abstain from sex for a whole month"
by Simon ina young newlywed couple wanted to join a catholic church.
the pastor told them, "we have special requirements for new parishioners.
you must abstain from sex for one whole month.".
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I don't ever remember Rainbow being this rude
by ignored_one in.
http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html
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CaptainSchmideo
I have heard that sometimes, TV performers make these things just to let the steam out.
Back in the sixties, Red Skelton had a variety show, and on the day of the show, they performed twice; The Dress Rehearsal and the Broadcast Show. During the Dress, Red went crazy, cracking every dirty joke he could like he had Tourette's Syndrome.
The studio wasn't crazy about him doing that in front of a live audience, but the alternative was letting go nuts on Live TV, so they let him blow off steam.
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Parachute fails to open - Solar capsule crashes into Earth
by Elsewhere indamn!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3638926.stmsolar capsule crashes into earth a capsule from the genesis probe, which has been gathering particles blown off the sun, has crashed back to earth.
the capsule entered the atmosphere as planned at 1555gmt (1655bst) but its drogue parachute failed to open.
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CaptainSchmideo
They should of used Spiderman!
In issue #1 of "Amazing Spiderman" waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy back in 1963, the plot involved the hero trying to slow down a space capsule. He actually rides a jet, jumps out, and uses his webs to slow it down. With such science bending skills as this (after all, this is a high school kid that invented web fluid strong enough to hold onto a speeding capsule, out of ordinary household epoxy!), he should have been a natural to catch that capsule, with or without the parachute.
This whole incident smells like "stunt", and not even a very good one. Like a Robbie Knievel barrel jump.
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CaptainSchmideo
Check and make sure that we aren't missing any humpback whales. I think we finally got our visit from the future, and Scotty just sold the secrets to ALCOA.
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October 8th, 2004
by JH inthat's when i should become "supreme one".
332 posts missing at an average of 7.17 a day is 46 days away from now.
(october 8th) .
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CaptainSchmideo
For a minute there, I thought YouKnow was back, making his latest October prediction....
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What happened to my post?
by CaptainSchmideo in.
gee, i bare my soul, trying to use polite language, and it gets deleted?.
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CaptainSchmideo
Thanks. Sorry if I got worked up!
Kinda new to this kind of post (ahem)
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What happened to my post?
by CaptainSchmideo in.
gee, i bare my soul, trying to use polite language, and it gets deleted?.
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CaptainSchmideo
Gee, I bare my soul, trying to use polite language, and it gets deleted?
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The last International Convention in Houston?
by Bryan ini assume it was an international convention.
i remember our house was full of relatives from ok including a tent or two in the yard.
anyone remember the year?.
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CaptainSchmideo
I remember that convention. The last day of, my family was sitting in front of another family that had a really nice looking girl about my age. Of course, I was socially backward, and did not get her name until the very last minute. Oh, well, Jennifer Lamb, if you are out there, you are one of the best memories of that trip. The other was going to Astro-World on a two day pass after the sessions were over.
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IS IT TRUE & SHOULD WE OBEY IT?
by gdt inmy mother said 'if you can't say anything good about anyone (thing), don't say anything bad'!.
true?
a lot would need to change in our comments and attitudes, surely.. false?
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CaptainSchmideo
quote from Jesus:
?Woe to YOU , scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because YOU resemble whitewashed graves, which outwardly indeed appear beautiful but inside are full of dead men?s bones and of every sort of uncleanness. 28 In that way YOU also, outwardly indeed, appear righteous to men, but inside YOU are full of hypocrisy and lawlessness. "
?Serpents, offspring of vipers, how are YOU to flee from the judgment of Ge·hen´na? "
Good example of Jesus saying not so nice things to people. Sometimes, a spade has to be called a spade....
And now I notice that Big Tex beat me to the punch on this point.....
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Thinking about getting a Tatoo... Your Opinions.
by Confucious inwant one as a symbol of my freedom.
was thinking of some chinese characters.
ok. your opinion.
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CaptainSchmideo
One of my favorite comic strips is from Life In Hell.
The setting is - The Old Folks Home, Year 2050
It shows two old codgers sitting in chairs, staring at each other.
Each man is covered head-to-toe in tattoos and body piercings.
(notably, one guy has a tattoo that says "Alanis 4-ever")
One guy says to the other, "So. You were pretty stupid in the Nineties, too, huh?"