Posts by crankytoe

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JW Joke

by skyman in

i heard the best jw joke today.

my wife was laughing long before she told me the punch line.

here it goes: a young lady goes to a beauty shop to get a haircut.

Cheryl Swoopes announces she is a lesbian

by pratt1 in

cheryl swoopes announced that she is a lesbian.

although it was no secret among many in the wnba it is a courageous move and she should be applauded.. however, she announced that she has been in a relationship for a few years with her former assistant coach alisha scott (i think i got her name right).

question: do you think it is ethical for a player to have an intimate relationship with a coach?.

crankytoe

Wow, when the wnba started she was married with children. Turns out she's gay,

Woopdee doo,

I'm straight and single with hair growin on ma shoulders for no gotdamn reason!

Where's ma friggin headline?!............Actually I'd rather keep that part about my shoulders a secret.

Tell no one...else....please,

Crank,

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The story of my life (part 15- Betrayed)

by onacruse in

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friends

i'd recaptured the "community," (or, perhaps, better said: the "community" had recaptured me).

my wife and i were invited to one party after another, old friends, and new friends.

indeed, there was a considerable degree of subliminal suspicion about me; after all, i'd been dfd, and who knew what i really thought?

crankytoe

Can't imagine what that must've felt like,

utter devastation,

don't know what else to say, but I'm glad there'll be a happen ending to all this,

May I ask, what, if anything, did your ex-wife say to you after her confession to the elders?

Crank,

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How to pick your wife..............

by hillbilly in

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friends

a man wanted to get married.

he was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.

he gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

crankytoe

daystar, I'm surprised, I've never heard of a guy who didn't like bigguns,

Well, I'm sure the littluns need love too, so have at them m'friend,

I'll just be over here.......with the bigguns

by the way, I don't plan to marry based on looks. Women are good company. Even the one who look good. Why do they confuse me? How do they talk all evening like that?

I dunno, I just dunno---what am I talking about? Gonna shutup now,

Crank,

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Author Robert King

by pratt1 in

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there is a book advertised on this site title "jehovah himself has become king".. has anyone read the book?.

according to the authors bio he is an df elder.. any comments?

crankytoe

Hi sf, the congo I go to is Coolidge,

The Hall's located on 8mile/Coolidge,

Do you go to Holt congo?

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Author Robert King

by pratt1 in

jw
friends

.

there is a book advertised on this site title "jehovah himself has become king".. has anyone read the book?.

according to the authors bio he is an df elder.. any comments?

crankytoe

I wonder if Robert King went to my congregation, we have the same area code,

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You Can't Get It Back

by Big Dog in

the higher education thread got me thinking about the thing i loathe, despise, hate with the intensity of a thousand suns about the wbts, namely, the loss of my childhood.

i remember when engaging in blistering arguements with my parents about being able to play sports or take up an instrument or dream of being an astronaut, or whatever thing the society frowned on that i wasn't allowed to do at the end i would always get the same final reply, "when you are 18 and out of the house you can do whatever you want.

i can go back and play pop warner football, or little league baseball, or play in the school band, etc?

crankytoe

Wow kittyeatzjdubs, my story's very similar,

This thread really hits home,

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Is't God gonna kill SOMBODY on Armadeddon?

by crankytoe in

maybe i'm confused, but most comments on on this subject seem to suggest that people are appalled at the idea that jw's say god will kill alot of people on armageddon.

especially children.

i'm wondering why is this so outlandish a concept?

crankytoe

Hi Joel, I believe god's promise to Noah was that he'd never again use a flood to destroy the earth, hence the rainbow. Is that what you're talking about?

Hellrider, didn't god send an angel to kill every firstborn in Egypt that time?

Interesting question James. I consider myself a christian, and since Jesus CHRIST said all scripture is inspired and beneficial, it's not so hard for me to believe.

(Flightplan was waay better than I thought it would be,)

Crank,

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Is't God gonna kill SOMBODY on Armadeddon?

by crankytoe in

maybe i'm confused, but most comments on on this subject seem to suggest that people are appalled at the idea that jw's say god will kill alot of people on armageddon.

especially children.

i'm wondering why is this so outlandish a concept?

crankytoe

Maybe I'm confused, but most comments on on this subject seem to suggest that people are appalled at the idea that JW's say God will kill alot of people on armageddon. Especially children. I'm wondering why is this so outlandish a concept? Didn't God kill a ton of people in the flood? What about Soddom and Gomorrah? Didn't he send an angel to kill every first born alot of them CHILDREN during that Moses situation?

Doesn't the bible (no matter which version) document several examples of God saving a small group of people, while obliterating another larger group? Did he ever make exceptions for that larger group's innocent CHILDREN?

Why is this a point of contention? Or am I missing the point?

(Heading out now to see that movie Flightplan, hope it's good, I'll check back here in a few hours)

Thanks so much,

Crank,

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The Book Signing that ended in a JC Meeting...

by jesussaves in

hey y'all,.

i posted a few months back that my first novel, "what a sista should do" had been published and is now available in stores.

my very first booksigning was in june at a well known bookstore in our area.

crankytoe

Very cool,