A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man w as impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000.
She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint accoun! t. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
(found elsewere and reposted here)
~Hill
How to pick your wife..............
by hillbilly 13 Replies latest jw friends
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hillbilly
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Finally-Free
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Been there, done that. Big mistake.Next time I'm going for the investment babe, but with a damn good pre-nup... just in case.
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daystar
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
I have never understood other men's fascination with big boobs. A handful or less, with a nice rear and set of legs, gorgeous eyes and smile to melt, and I'm done.
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Elsewhere
Boobies!!!!!
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crankytoe
daystar, I'm surprised, I've never heard of a guy who didn't like bigguns,
Well, I'm sure the littluns need love too, so have at them m'friend,
I'll just be over here.......with the bigguns
by the way, I don't plan to marry based on looks. Women are good company. Even the one who look good. Why do they confuse me? How do they talk all evening like that?
I dunno, I just dunno---what am I talking about? Gonna shutup now,
Crank,
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kid-A
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Its hopelessly shallow but alas I must agree.....LOL....after being with a flat-chested person and now a big boobied person, I must say I could never go back!!! LOL It just seems to add an entirely NEW 3rd dimension to everything!! LOL.
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OldSoul
Daystar,
It is what I like to call the [rb-brb-rbr-br-rbr-brb] factor. Nothing like a face plant in the middle. Mmmmm. Cozy. But, I like natural girls.
OldSoul
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colorado5591
I have large breasts (36DD)
Who want to start a collection for a reduction??? -
OldSoul
That is expensive, colorado. Paid for one already, thanks. My poor lady had constant back pains and had trouble find bras to fit. All natural 36H, so you can imagine.
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kid-A
Old Soul, did you say H ?????????????????????????