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  Let's suggest some programs for tv.jw.org

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  weekday afternoons: a soap opera featuring judicial committees, demon possessions, and wives clamoring to be the ones who host the circuit overseer's lunch.

  saturday mornings: sparlock cartoon.

  friday evenings: reality show featuring jw dating.

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  Live streaming judicial committee hearings

  LOL. How about a People's Court version?

  What you are witnessing is real. The participants are not actors. They are actual judicial committees with an appeal pending in a kangaroo court. Both parties have agreed to dismiss their court cases and have their disputes settled here, in our forum: The People's Court. Judge Wapner is not an Elder, which is totally fine because Judge Rutherford was not a judge. He will use common sense to settle this, unlike the Elders. Will he order anyone to be shunned? Will he ask for details about loose conduct, like what type of panties people were wearing and if they had orgasms? Watch live.

  
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  Jehovah’s Witnesses in Sierra Leone stamp out, "false rumors about the source of Ebola".

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  jehovahs witnesses in sierra leone stamp out, "false rumors about the source of ebola".. .

  in july, traveling representatives of jehovahs witnesses began making special two-day visits to each congregation in sierra leone and guinea.

  the visits feature a talk entitled obedience saves lives, .

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  ^Seriously? That is just weird.

  Oh, just checked it in context. Makes a *little* more sense now. Before, it's hinting at bloodguilt and a xian's responsibility not to infect anyone. After, it talks about blood. mmkay.

  But anyway, they never taught you can't touch or kiss a corpse. Maybe they're saying it now, in the specific situation of Ebola and the like, but it's never been a global thing with them.

  Embalming is "cleaning and dressing" a corpse:

  Scripturally, then, there is no need for concern if local requirements mandate that the body be embalmed or family members desire that this take place. [wt library]

  Another lie. When I was 'in', the lying really bothered me. I wonder why it doesn't bother them enough to leave.
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  United Nations Gender Ministry Conducts "Jehovah's Witness" Campaign to Combat Ebola

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  is there something to this?

  or is it nothing?.

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  What do you mean, "fabricated load of rubbish"? Multiple media sites are reporting this same quote from the government, and the articles states the UN Women's somethingorother is involved as well.

  It's not clear what is meant--other articles are saying dubs are involved in relief efforts.
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  Let's suggest some programs for tv.jw.org

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  weekday afternoons: a soap opera featuring judicial committees, demon possessions, and wives clamoring to be the ones who host the circuit overseer's lunch.

  saturday mornings: sparlock cartoon.

  friday evenings: reality show featuring jw dating.

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  Every hour on the hour: Masturbation avoidance techniques

  Saturday mornings: Makeunders--how to wear less makeup

  Vendors allowed to run ads: necktie companies, bookbag/Bible cover makers, window wash services, vocational high schools
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  United Nations Gender Ministry Conducts "Jehovah's Witness" Campaign to Combat Ebola

  by rebel8 in

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  is there something to this?

  or is it nothing?.

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  Is there something to this? Or is it nothing?
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  Jehovah’s Witnesses in Sierra Leone stamp out, "false rumors about the source of Ebola".

  by Sol Reform in

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  2. current

  jehovahs witnesses in sierra leone stamp out, "false rumors about the source of ebola".. .

  in july, traveling representatives of jehovahs witnesses began making special two-day visits to each congregation in sierra leone and guinea.

  the visits feature a talk entitled obedience saves lives, .

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  we also avoid unscriptural burial practices
  
  the traditional burial practice of mourners in Liberia involves bathing, dressing and even kissing the corpse
  
  I'm sorry, WTF?! Since when do jws avoid cleansing, dressing and kissing corpses?! What a lie.
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  Let's suggest some programs for tv.jw.org

  by rebel8 in

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  weekday afternoons: a soap opera featuring judicial committees, demon possessions, and wives clamoring to be the ones who host the circuit overseer's lunch.

  saturday mornings: sparlock cartoon.

  friday evenings: reality show featuring jw dating.

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  Weekday afternoons: a soap opera featuring judicial committees, demon possessions, and wives clamoring to be the ones who host the circuit overseer's lunch

  Saturday mornings: Sparlock cartoon

  Friday evenings: reality show featuring jw dating. Episode 1: How to troll the assembly hall without getting in trouble for leaving your seat. Episode 2: Pretending to be contemplating marriage as a prerequisite to dating. Episode 3: Chaperoned dating for 1 month. Episode 4: The wedding day.

  Sunday afternoons: Live soccer tournament--brothers from the West Congregation vs. brothers from the East Congregation playing at the local park

  Weeknights: Fashion reality show.

  

  Weekday mornings: Talk show featuring famous jws, followed by a cooking show with Miracle Wheat TM recipies.
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  jw.org has an Armageddon countdown card on it. seriously.

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  For anyone who cares to spread the word: http://www.topix.com/forum/nyc/TN2VASKJGMOB4BM30#lastPost
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  TV.JW.Org - Streamed to KHs via the New Projectors

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  i read here recently that the khs are being instructed to buy and install projector systems.. now that we've seen the launch of of tv.jw.org we can fully expect public talks to - on a monthly basis at least - be replaced by content streamed from the site to the screens in khs.. .

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  This could be interesting. I always observed a sort of mystique about the GB. It was so unusual to ever meet one or hear one speak. Don't know that I ever did, come to think of it. And now they will be right in your living room--not so special after all.
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  jw.org has an Armageddon countdown card on it. seriously.

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  Reposting something I said on another thread about the 10/6/14 go live date for tv.jw.org:

  Personally, I think the timing is suspicious. I'm sure they're doing this for recruitment purposes, but to go live right now takes a lot of attention away from something very significant: 100 years since 10/1/1914--the date predicted for Armageddon, later revised to occur while the generation was still alive, later revised to overlapping generations.

  1914 remains one of their biggest teachings that is so obviously false. They have taken the wind out of that sail by posting a little...hmmm...look what "some" believed back then...how antiquated "some" were...now let's see something exciting! Bro. Lett tickling our ears in a bad suit.